#god honestly im glad clara was around for most of this unfolding bc if i couldn't share this experience with someone i'd go insane
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OKAY SO. wait im putting a readmore bc i don't wanna be obnoxious zkmskns
@forffax @destructix ask and you shall receive. sorry this is LONG
ok so like. this is going to be a mess im sorry it WAS a mess. 2018-2019 i was rly into the french skam remake so i got into the twt fandom and the (at the time) gf of one of my friends was like. a rly big acc lol so this is abt her. she sucked so bad both online and irl lmao
they were doing screenings for some eps (like. once a month or smth i forgot) to watch in a cinema and meet up with the cast and crew after and if you got tickets most of us would queue in front of the cinema bc it was a way to just hang out beforehand and her group would always be the very first in line and she was. the most obnoxious person ever like genuinely so desperate to have the attention on her at all times. she kept pretending she was super close with all the cast and that she was above everyone else for it
also?? onto the more serious stuff but. she was lying about EVERYTHING like about her studies her job . she faked having mental illnesses (like. she admitted she was lying abt it. i wouldn't make that judgment lol). she lied abt so much serious stuff that would've put her in the hospital and then pretended to be her own mother on her twitter acc here to share the updates like. girl. sorry im not going into details for this one bc i don't want to trigger anyone but i was There for a few of these and it was so on the nose
OKAY. THE FUCKING HILARIOUS STUFF NOW. the thing that made her genuinely a legendary figure. so notre-dame burned and so she had to make it about herself and she posted a series of tweets that'll go down in HISTORY including one i can literally quote from memory. that reads like . "i'm outside, i ran away from the table. i can't handle this. i can't. i'm crying outside alone because fuck it's notre dame and i feel like i'm dying" < literally gets quoted by everyone whenever anything happens just replace the notre dame by whatever is relevant. changed the face of french twitter forever
i forget you guys weren't on french twitter in like 2019 truly a formative year. absolutely nothing can ever top that
#DOES LITERALLY ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE. whenever i talk or think abt it i feel like im in a fever dream. but i was THERE i SAW IT ALL#the notre dame stuff is so much less funny in english i apologize. the og one makes me hysterical still. for reference it's:#je suis dehors je me suis enfuie de table. je peux pas gérer. j'y arrive pas. je suis seule à pleurer dehors parce que putain c'est notre#dame et j'ai l'impression de crever#for the french speaking ppl there#god honestly im glad clara was around for most of this unfolding bc if i couldn't share this experience with someone i'd go insane#txt
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