#god emily axford you're here to kill me

[rrat-king]

"i've lost my way too."

"the second you see her you're gonna feel like yourself again."

god she's talking to her god and ayda too. fig has felt so adrift and disconnected from herself and i think so much of that is that she misses ayda, the part of herself that only exists around ayda. she's saying this to ankarna but she's saying it to herself too. the second she sees her she'll feel like herself again

[number1rizgukgakstan]

FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 18 LIVEBLOG

It's that time again! Spoilers below the cut!

The only CW being underage drinking + drug use is fascinating- I assume that means no one dies? At least, not like Buddy did.

I'm SO excited looking at that set it's so fucking cool. The crackling in the fake clouds? HOLY SHIT the modeling team went OFF I love their work.

I FORGOT JAWBONE'S THERE. AND SO IS EUGENIA. This is so insane I'm so excited.

"Airitime law" God I love you so much Zach you are SO FUNNY

The WHOLE school is here that's so funny. Does this mean the clubs Riz joined are going to come into play?? GERTIE??? GERTIE???? HEY GERTIE???

The divine domain idea is so fascinating but I would like to say- imagine worshiping a god named Porter. I'm crying laughing.

CURSED GOLD PIECE??? FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT FABIAN

RAGH IS HERE??? FUCK YEAH!

Okay we're getting the NPCS set up? Fuck yeah

FIG NO WHY ARE YOU WANDA CHILDA???? THATS SO FUNNY. Gerard Neigh I'm CRYING. I love Armor of Ayda and the Spirit Guardians.

VULTURE KING LIVER + TALON FOR FABIAN In BAD! BABY! MILK!

WHY IS GORGUG SWALLOWING THE HEART LIKE A PILL??? INSANE

EAT THE FEATHER??? FIG YOU DON"T HAVE TO EAT IT ITS JUST WHEN BROKEN [sobs]

"You're wearing an Orangutang mask and the skull of the Vulture King?"

"And I'm speaking Vulture.

"And you're speaking Vulture."

Adaine is so brilliant I love her.

K2 giving Kristen basically a whole extra turn is so funny. We love K2.

They have so many spells prepared I love it. Fabian's party sounds sick as hell. Even the Bad Baby milk sounds fun. Disgusting but fun.

I feel like using the NMK against Kristen is a bad idea but will have terrible consequences for Kristen, who's silly goofyness has been coming back to bite them. IDK we'll see

Fabian faking it till he makes it is SO FUNNY.

Baby and Baby Baby being here's so fucking funny. Let's go Baby and Baby Baby!

Fabian's HOUSE burning down would be devastating but maybe it'd make his mother come home

CANNONS!!! PUT BABY BABY ON THE CANNONS

They have to DO ELECTIONS and RUN THE PARTY WHILE FIGHTING??? BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN THIS IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Kristen and K2 helping Riz load the canon is so wholesome. They're such a great team

NOOOO FABIAN HAS THE PACMAN TATTOO [laughing crying] RIP

1/4th of the party voting in one turn is absurd. Fabian's charisma is INSANE i love this man and his conga line

Jawbone once again completely out of the loop and just going with it is great.

I now see why Sprak has his own art.

The music video idea was genuis. Emily Axford is such a quick thinker and her performance as Fig is top-knotch.

Oisin summoning dragons breaks my heart. NOOO you were so cool :( now Adaine has to Furious Fist Mega Punch you to death

This fight is honestly so fucking metal. The music video, Fabian killing a dragon singlehandidly, Riz murdering two with the canons, all the Dex saves, Gorgug's excellent driving, JAWBONE, the voting drive... honestly I'm so proud of the Bad Kids and how far they've come.

ANOTHER GORGUG NAT 20 HOLY SHIT! Zac's really fucking it up right now. 7d12 is absurd

Wanda Childa running the party is so insane and I love it. It's Emily Axford's world and we're just living in it.

Eugenia Shadow is amazing. Best NPC by far.

"Can I bring a vulture to give me the help action?" absurd request. brennan's face was brilliant. Again: ITS EMILY AXFORD'S WORLD AND WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT.

The fight. Every moment was incredible. They really did slay those god damn dragons. No one had to make a single death save. The party was popping. Fig was constantly being the fucking COOLEST. Fabian telling Gorgug not to crash his parent's boat. Eugenia Shadow telling Riz he's the best student she's ever had. It was brilliant. Excellent.

"Sorry Oisin, shouldn't have been such a douchebag, we're gonna kill your grandma now" BRILLIANT. 10/10. I love it.

AS SOON AS SHE SAID DIVINE INTERVENTION I FUCKING CHEERED. K2 DIES TO SAVE THE WORLD BY SAYING "BLIMEY" NOT FUCKING CLICKBAIT.

Zac doing the dm bit is so funny.

K2 not knowing shit and pulling off a miracle is such pure Kristen its so fucking brilliant. THE UNCERTAINTY OF MAYBE BEING PREGNANT IS INSANE. I love Ally Beardsley.

Brennan's reaction to the pregnancy bit is so fucking funny. They broke this man's spirit in the funniest way possible.

"Haunted Wizard Clone Mini Golf Lightning Extravaganza" is the single funniest string of words imaginable. Brennan Lee Mulligan you are my favorite comedian ever.

"How much of this can we cut out, do you think?" Ally this is your bed, you have to lie in it, I'm so sorry. Funniest roll of all time.

WE ALMOST GOT THE GOLD TORNADO?? NOOOOOO.

Circling back, the flavor of Armor of Ayda is so cute. Ayda's protection is always over Fig no matter where she is.

THEY FUCKING DID IT GANG! Now for the penultimate battle! :]

The previews are making me go insane. RATGRINDERS FIGHT RATGRINDERS FIGHT RATGRINDERS FIGHT!

"I think I have to try" is making me so fucking excited. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING FIG????

LETS FUCKING GO! NEXT WEEK BABYYYYYY

[librarianayda]

Kaity Watches Spring Break! I Believe in You! (part two)

putting things beneath the read more this time because... because!

♡ okay, I forgot to start this draft earlier, so I'm already like an hour and a half in

♡ woo go Aelwyn!!!

♡ tracker!!!! tracker!!!!

♡ "wow that's hot what's going on" lovely priorities here as always

♡ please give me more gorgug & ayda friendship moments !!!! I need them!!!

♡ HANGMAN!!!

♡ "so I'm going to ask a shenanigans question" followed almost immediately by "I'd like to channel Emily Axford" and "Secret Agent The Ball"

♡ fuck I got distracted messing with my theme

♡ okay, I have to go back to work now, I'll continue updating tonight!

♡ .... and we're back, baby!

♡ "last I saw, Adaine killed him, so..."

♡ what a fucking power move. I hated Aelwyn at the start of this season, and now I'm so fucking excited to see her and Adaine's relationship grow 🥰

♡ burn towns get money is just on repeat in my head. Not the whole song, just "burn towns, burn towns, burn towns get money"

♡ I love Ayda so much. <3

♡ no no no no no no no no no no NO!!!!!!!

♡ Fabian 'that is MY BEST FRIEND' Seacaster I love you

♡ can I swaddle the ball as a bonus action?

♡ that's resilience! omg Emily

♡ Aelwyn looks horrified- yes, and so do Gorgug and Fabian!

♡ no fuck Ragh! No no no!

♡ oh thank fucking gods

♡ oh good good yes

♡ that was banter omg

♡ woo gorthalax!

♡ give the bad guy our teddy

♡ this tree dude sucks

♡ hot riz is born. No.

♡ mirrors negate mirrors, classic literature

♡ kalina and the tree sounds like a really cool band name, honestly?

♡ how bout it was like a short rest? Omg Siobhan I love it

♡ okay, listen to this shenanigan

♡ what's all this math you're doing?

♡ NO GORTHALAX NO NO NO!

♡ Okay, this is a crazy thing to do in the middle of a battle. Love it.

♡ OH MY FUCKING GOD ALLY

♡ Saint Kristen Applebees is right

♡ oh. my. God. What the fuck oh my god oh my god what

♡ Holy fucking shit oh my god

♡ are my bones 600 years old for real

♡ oh. Oh my god. The storytelling genius that is Brennan Lee Mulligan. Oh my god.

♡ just a few points of light in all that darkness

♡ fucking ally oh my god this feels like a weird first date but I would follow you

♡ it's okay not to know, idk

♡ it's a real problem in archeology Brennan

♡ um, obviously.

♡ no, but for real though, I have it paused as I write this so I could find out I'm wrong in the next five minutes, but

♡ all the hellenic foreshadowing this season? If it wasn't supposed to be Cassandra, I followed Ally's thinking exactly

♡ which is slightly frightening to think about

♡ but yeah, absolutely that was obvious

♡ is Gilear restored to his pride armor oh my god

♡ awww gorgug so sweet

♡ a big bug gave me a riddle

♡ If we don't get an A I'm calling the cops

♡ is the most Adaine thing ever omg

♡ because my mum's name was Ayda Aguefort, too oh my fucking god Brennan why would you say something like that why

♡ chronomancy!

♡ jawbone 🥰

♡ you're easy to love. And anyone who couldn't figure it out was a real bozo.

♡ fucking break my heart why don't you

♡ okay fine I forgive you thanks to jawbone putting it back together for Ayda and I

♡ but I'm fucking sobbing over here

♡ oh my god Lou thank you for making me laugh Fabian is such a fucking dork and I love him

♡ if that's something you're interested in oh my gods brennan

♡ "tracker loves you so much" THEN WHY IS THERE SAD MUSIC PLAYING, BRENNAN?

♡ 😭😭😭

♡ ragh yes I love you

♡ riz

♡ as soon as you say nightyorb

♡ fuck. well, I knew it was coming

♡ fuck what is this music I know this music tomorrow is Wednesday on Wednesdays we listen to hobbit music oh I think this is lotr music!

♡ have you thought about what your junior year project might be?

Holy fucking shit I love this show and these nerds so fucking much. Thank you.