#god damn tumblr ate the first one

[ogata-apologist]

they needed to hate fuck. genuinely.

[anotheroceanid]

Im writing this instead of sleeping. Also, im writing directly on tumblr as the idea comes, but here it goes…

An Athenide Oneshot

Literature and history teachers loved her name.

That might sound nice, but truth is being the first child every teacher learns about at the beginning of of every school year was taxing.

It was always the same:

‘Do you know the story?’

‘How your parents picked it?’

‘… oh, sorry, I didn’t know you haven’t ever met your dad… But about the name, do you know the story?’

Yeah. Percy knew the story.

She’d rather not.

Something about being named after a goddess brought her just as much lucky as it did to the girl in the movie. You know, Juno. The one named after the goddess of marriage and then got a teenage pregnancy.

Or something like that.

Percy never watched that movie.

But what an irony that Percy was named after the girl who caused the first ever custody battle… As someone who never met her dad.

Don’t get her wrong, she got a great mother. On that side, the name worked like magic. Until it didn’t.

Because her mother was dead.

The gods were real.

Everyone in Cabin 6 looked at Percy like she stank.

She was sleeping in the ground of Cabin 11 being kicked through the night by some guy named Ethan.

And the only consolation prize she had was a Minotaur horn.

‘You’re being dramatic,’ Luke laughed when she complained about it to him, ‘Athena’s kids don’t hate you… Maybe a little, but that’s because you bathed their leader in toilet water.’

Percy groaned. ‘I hope they don’t make me pay for that.’

‘Don’t worry, nothing Hephaestus kids can’t fix.’ Luke gave her a pat on her back. ‘I mean, they don’t like working with plumbing, but you also almost drowned Clarisse, so it’s all settled. Mostly…’

‘My namesake’s fame comes from a magical fountain in one of the greatest cities of the ancient world.’ Percy mumbled. ‘And mine apparently comes from piss water.’

Luke chuckled. ‘Don’t be so harsh on yourself. Nobody ever gets a nice first week.’

‘Thank you Luke, this really helps.’

‘I, for one, think you got an awesome name.’

‘I know every bird joke ever. Against my will.’

Luke threw his head back in a laugh. ‘C’mon, let us not exchange owls for ravens.’ She kicked him. ‘Okay, that’s a bad one. But don’t hold this against me, I really think your name is nice. She was literally the only goddess once worth of respect.’

Percy stopped for a second and frowned. ‘Was? What she did to lose that respect? Let me guess, she ate that damn owl.’

Luke didn’t seem to find her joke funny. Great, now he was mad at her too, because apparently everyone slightly related to the Greek gods have some bird issue.

‘She died, Percy.’

‘Course she did.’ She rolled her eyes. Then she realised Luke wasn’t laughing. ‘She died? Weren’t gods meant to be, you know, immortal?’

Luke’s gaze shifted. He seemed to age ten years in ten seconds.

‘It’s rare, but happen. It’s called fading. But not in her case.’ His nostrils flared with rage. ‘Perse Athenide died after being turned mortal.’

‘She was turned mortal?’

‘Nobody knows what really happened. But she and Zeus had a real big fight in the fourties’, and she was punished by becoming mortal.’ He took a deep breath. ‘See, it happens sometimes. Happened to Apollo more than one time. But nobody knows why Athenide was turned human, just that she died like that.’

Oh.

Oh.

Percy heart raced, like she had just heard something she shouldn’t.

‘Athena got furious. Poseidon too.’ Luke revealed. ‘Instead of blaming Zeus, they turned against the other. Nobody knows why. The other gods… Well, without loyalty to put a leash on them, they became the rascals they are now. Us, demigods, were left forgotten. The kids of Athena got it worse. It’s pretty hard knowing nothing you are less than a substitute. Less than that, even.’

‘That’s not true.’ Percy snapped. It came out of her mouth without even crossing her mind. ‘I mean…’

‘It is.’ Luke interrupted. ‘Everyone knows it. It’s the same with Demeter’s kids and Persephone.’

‘Hm…’

‘They’re not mad at you.’ Luke sighed. ‘Cabin 6, I mean. They’re just annoyed that they have yet another reminding that they’re nothing to their mom.’

‘What a mean thing to say, Luke.’ Percy scolded him.

‘It’s true.’ He shrugged. ‘But it’ll pass. You’re new, you killed the Minotaur. Once this become old news, they’ll forget.’

‘Are you sure?’

‘Course, Percy.’ He raised up. ‘It’s not like you’re the Athenide.’

[faultedloyalty]

The urge to laugh is, once more, tampered down; in a way, Sebastian quite liked when humans were so excitable, learning about his Master. Having been servant to plenty of diverse characters, he himself had lost the ability to be surprised by someone of a young age holding positions of authourity. When looking at it with the lens of his own true age, too, it was hard to see any human as being old enough to do something.

Still, such amusements were best kept private, something for only himself to know. Everybody in the Manor, resident or otherwise, has their own secrets, and he is chief of them all.

“But of course ‘everything outside’ can be arranged, sir.” It is what he offered, after all. “Though, quite regrettably, we have seen a bear or two on our own hunting grounds. Disposed of rather quickly, mind you, but they do indeed find their way over. Since the occasions are rare, however, please don’t be alarmed.

“As for wolves...”

Well. There had been a wolf here, once. Not that he likes recalling that fact.

“There’s only ever been one, thankfully.”

There is something in the gratitude...laced within it, perhaps? No, no, it sounds too genuine—not that such a thing meant much, but it didn’t feel right. Perhaps it was his expression? How curious, that feeling of something else being at play has begun to creep into Sebastian’s senses again; it hadn’t entirely left to begin with, and to tell the truth it hardly ever did, but occasionally it would lessen. Grow weaker as he grew too focused on another task.

Hm.

“You’re truly far too kind.” He covers his true thoughts with a smile. “We are honoured to be praised so highly; I simply hope we can live up to your expectations.”

They’ve about made their way to the garden, now, so he decides it better to study Daisuke in this new environment. Even something as simple as heading outside could change everything.”

' r-right ! ' even his most intensive , serious form of focus seems childish and immature on the soft and timid features of his face . ' okay ... i understand ! ' a noble meeting other nobles , or even just about anyone --- could he use that to his advantage ?

a steely , undeniable alibi was essential , and having company or a witness would have been even better . wiz , the faithful pet and right-hand familiar of dark himself was readily capable of transforming into even daisuke's own likeness , and it's with this in mind that he feels a little relief --- just maybe he actually could safely get away with this .

the thought's tucked neatly into the back of his mind . for now , the tour and the mansion . ' um , the forest ... yes , that would be good . because , um ... before night and it gets dark , right ? so , everything outside first ! '

first , a safe place to transform , and then a direction of initial approach . if the mansion had a blindspot of any sort , then the niwa would certainly find it . curious and nothing more in this instant , red eyes quietly peek out the nearest window , as if he might be searching for the face of a wolf through the glass . there's nothing there but the butler's impeccable reflection as well as the niwa's own , bright crimson as a fall leaf .

' there aren't any animals ... ? it isn't dangerous ? i've read many fairy tales , and ... um , mmm --- many are in europe , with ... wolves and bears . ' not that he would have expected something as ridiculous and absurd as a bear to stumble across him anywhere near the mansion , but even far from it , it could have potentially been trouble .

as for the rest of the butler's words , was staffing really so scant ? could it have been that everyone else was moved someplace else ? remember , you can never be too careful . they're his grandfather's words , and an echo of old , shameful experiences of failure . regrettable , wince-inducing mistakes the thief wouldn't repeat .

' --- thank you . ' when his irises shift back onto the other , his smile is small but still bright . he doesn't waver , cherub's bliss in fact slowly fast-blooming even wider until he lets out a soft laugh . ' i'm glad . relaxed --- um , no , relieved ? ' it's difficult to express exactly what he's thinking , but he lends his best effort to the endeavor regardless . ' big buildings , when they're quiet or there isn't a lot of people inside of them , can get lonely . but ... ciel's help , everyone around him , the staff ... everyone seems so nice and ready . eager ! '

did it draw out a small prick of guilt from him , who would be ultimately antagonizing them and the things they were meant to protect ? perhaps . and yet , knowing that any close bond and deep loyalty would end up being something that he had to outwit and navigate --- it was exactly the sort of high-tension fire that dark would have loved to put to the test against himself .

in the end , daisuke only nods . ' ... got it . i understand . if i need help , i'll definitely ask ! ' minding the eyes , finding the loosest pair of lips in the manson wouldn't have hurt , either .

[fryingpan1234567]

And They Were Roommates | 481 SMAU

a/n: the worms have consumed me. the brain worms. Don’t save me I’m exactly where I want to be

landoscar, background lestappen and brocedes, bearnelli and galex if you squint REALLY hard

All photos from Pinterest; I made the banners

Songs used:

Futureproof (the Rare Occasions)

Where the Light Is (Surfaces)

The Lazy Song (Bruno Mars)

Trendsetter (Connor Price)

Mona Lisa (Dominic Fike)

Babydoll (Dominic Fike)

Tear In My Heart (twenty one pilots)

Way Less Sad (AJR)

My Type (Saint Motel)

Came Here For Love (Sígala/ Ella Lyre)

Dear Future Husband (Meghan Trainor)

Sunshine (OneRepublic)

Warnings: slightly suggestive like twice, swearing

‼️these are real people and I’m not legitimately shipping them irl this is just a silly little serotonin boosting project‼️

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lando

1,284,187 likes and they were roommates (I’m referring to my son, Muppet)

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oscarpiastri: Don’t ever clock me like this again 

     > lando: it will happen again😇

     > oscarpiastri: 😐

User: did McLaren really okay this??

User: A WIN FOR THE LANDOSCAR NATION

User: best friends core🧡🧡🧡

User: Lando you can’t just say that about your teammate😭

User: oh my god they were roommates

User: THE DOG’S NAME IS MUPPET

User: do you guys think he knows the gay subtext to that meme

     > User: don’t let tumblr see this

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mclarenauto: Early bedtimes for you both

     > lando: 😔

     > oscarpiastri: 😔

oscarpiastri

928,183 likes Woke up to this weirdo in my house😐

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lando: our house*

     > oscarpiastri: How did you get in here

     > User: someone find and insert the Bugs  

         Bunny communism meme

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mclarenauto: Please refrain from receiving burn injuries before the race this weekend. Looks fire!🔥

     > User: looks ON fire maybe

     > User: I know damn well that ain’t in 

         their meal plan💀

User: not Lando burning their house down in the first week

     > lando: I wanted to make pancakes😔

georgerussell63: mate you can’t let him use the stove we know this

     > oscarpiastri: The ONE time he wakes 

         up early and this is what happens

     > lando: bullying. I’m being bullied at 9 in 

         the morning

alex_albon: I don’t think pancakes are supposed to be on fire?

     > lando: YOU’RE SUCH A HATER

carlossainz55: they look wonderful Lando!

     > lando: THANK you finally someone who 

         appreciates my culinary mastery

     > carlossainz55: ❤️

     > lando: 🧡

     > oscarpiastri: Why am I third wheeling 

         in my own comment section

     > User: jealous Oscar?

     > oscarpiastri: Yes

     > lando: good

     > carlossainz55: good

lando

726,287 likes and they say I have a sleep addiction

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oscarpiastri: STOP CLOCKING ME ON MAIN

     > lando: NO

     > User: 😭

User: he’s so sleepy cat coded

User: is that Lando’s hoodie?💀

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     > oscarpiastri: It’s good merch

User: my soul is healing one Oscar pic at a 

time

User: so we’re just not gonna address the one where he’s laying on top of him? no? okay

charles_leclerc: nap time for my son

     > oscarpiastri: Dad don’t embarrass me 

         in Lando’s comment section !

     > User: most emotion I’ve seen out of 

         Oscar all season

User: help why is he so tired😭

hattiepiastri: eepy boy

     > oscarpiastri: This is NONE of your 

         business😐👎

     > hattiepiastri: mom said to check on 

         you

     > User: SCREAMING

oscarpiastri

2,287,506 likes Home sweet home. Thank you Australia GP and hello podium👍

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mclarenauto: Mega job out there!

     > oscarpiastri: 👍

lando: congrats on P2 mate. you know what’s better than P2? P1

     > oscarpiastri: Me looking for where I 

         asked

     > User: OSCAR????

     > User: HE COOKED LANDO

     > User: ATE HIM UP

     > lando: ☹️

     > oscarpiastri: 🧡

georgerussell63: I’ll get you next time

     > oscarpiastri: You can try😎

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charles_leclerc: dethroned by my own son

     > oscarpiastri: 😎

maxverstappen1: I let you past me on the last lap

     > lando: jealousy isn’t a good color on 

         you mate

     > maxverstappen1: me looking for where 

         I asked

     > User: AGAIN

     > User: Lando: 0, everyone else: 2

     > oscarpiastri: 😎

     > User: Oscar there’s other emojis

lando

892,156 likes back home again, got up to some tomfoolery. anyways #/softlaunch

528,512 comments

User: so are we all gonna ignore the tag or

User: THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OSCAR BACK TO ME

     > User: stalker behavior

User: ??????

User: EVERYBODY STAY CALM NOBODY MOVE

User: that’s a man

     > User: a brilliant observation 

mclarenauto: 👀

     > User: ADMIN WHAT DO YOU KNOW

     > mclarenauto: 👀👀👀

georgerussell63: tomfoolery is quite a big word for you mate 

     > lando: I hate you

alex_albon: not you running back home so you don’t have to lose to me at padel?? come back??

     > lando: I would’ve won I just had 

         somewhere better to be

     > alex_albon: I don’t believe you.

maxverstappen1: why haven’t I heard about this?? respond to your phone you twat

     > charles_leclerc: amour be nice

     > lando: yeah be nice you twat

     > charles_leclerc: I don’t know why I try

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oscarpiastri: 😐

     > User: jealous Oscar makes another 

         appearance

     > User: unless it’s him

     > User: don’t be weird 

     > lando: hi osc!

     > oscarpiastri: Hi Lando👋

     > User: OMG

     > User: THEY LITERALLY JUST SAID HI 

         TO EACH OTHER CALM DOWN

carlossainz55: mi amor I thought we promised to wait to tell the public💔

     > lando: I’m sorry Carlos, I just couldn’t 

         wait any longer😔

     > User: here for the soap opera

     > oscarpiastri: Me too

     > User: OSCAR????

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oscarpiastri: 🧡

     > lando: 🧡

oscarpiastri

1,397,176 likes How does a #/softlaunch work again? + Lando and Koala because I live with them

286,751 comments

User: OSCAR AND LANDO SOFTLAUNCHING IN THE SAME WEEK????????

User: WHAT PLANET HAVE WE LANDED ON

User: I’M SCREAMING

User: wtf is going on

User: matching songs…

User: so is no one else wondering when either of them had time to meet people outside of race weekends

     > alex_albon: I did it

     > pierregasly: I did it

     > georgerussell63: I did it

     > danielricciardo: I did it!

     > User: damn I stand corrected

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mclarenauto: 🧡

charles_leclerc: use protection 

     > oscarpiastri: What🤠

     > charles_leclerc: you heard me

     > User: LMFAOAOAOAO

     > maxverstappen1: 💀

lando: copied me

     > oscarpiastri: Bold of you to assume I 

         even look at your Instagram 

     > georgerussell63: as if we don’t see 

         you liking all of Lando’s posts and 

         stories

     > alex_albon: I love stirring the pot

     > lando: my goats🙏

     > georgerussell63: what happened to 

         hating us?

     > alex_albon: PLAY PADEL WITH ME

f1gossip

386,108 likes Following his crash at last week’s GP, Oscar Piastri is sat out of this one to rest and recover. He’ll be back in his seat next weekend, but for now, their reserve driver’s got it covered. On the bright side, OP81 appears to be in his WAG era for a certain Lando Norris!

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User: that was so scary I’m so glad he’s okay

User: I didn’t know WAG!Oscar was something I needed in my life until now

User: Lando seems to be okay with this arrangement 

User: they’re so sweet to each other

lando

982,176 likes 

taking care of this loser so I can beat him again in Silverstone

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oscarpiastri: I’m pretty much back to normal now?

     > lando: TAKING CARE OF YOU 

         BECAUSE YOU’RE A LOSER

     > oscarpiastri: You’re a loser

     > lando: 💔

     > oscarpiastri: 🧡

     > lando: 🧡

     > maxverstappen1: get a room

     > georgerussell63: no don’t I’m 

         entertained

User: what in the domestic life

User: they’ve both been softlaunching for months now PLEASE CONFIRM SOMETHING

User: landoscar hugs>>>

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mclarenauto: Rest up! We’ll see you both at the track!

lewishamilton: And you think either of you are winning Silverstone because…?

     > lando: because we’re better than you

     > oscarpiastri: Because we’re better 

         than you (:

     > maxverstappen1: none of you are 

         winning it’s mine

     > georgerussell63: not if I have anything 

         to do with it

     > User: the girls are fighting

oscarpiastri

2,297,176 likes Being back in the seat feels pretty good😎

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User: right so they’re helmet kissing? is nobody else seeing this?

User: THIRD SLIDE HELLO????

User: I FEEL LIKE I’M LOSING MY MIND

User: CONFIRM THE RELATIONSHIP ALREADY PLEASE🙏🙏🙏

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mclarenauto: Welcome back 81!

lando: damn standing ovulation or whatever the saying is🥵

     > oscarpiastri: It is 8 in the morning

     > User: LANDO???????????

     > User: BEING HORNY ON MAIN IS 

        CRAZY

     > lando: sorry I was fighting demons 

         when I wrote that

     > oscarpiastri: Pick up your phone.

     > User: WOAH

charles_leclerc: looking good son

     > maxverstappen1: not good enough to 

         beat me

     > oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc 😎

     > lando: @/maxverstappen1 🖕

hattiepiastri: imagine having to wear that goofy looking onesie all the time

     > oscarpiastri: I’m telling mom

     > nicolepiastri: Leave me ALL the way 

         out of this.

     > User: 😭

     > lando: hi mama Piastri!😁

     > nicolepiastri: Hi Lando!🩷

     > User: LANDO MET OSCAR’S MOM

lando

2,297,917 likes second place at home and celebrations afterwards! winning doesn’t feel nearly as sweet as being with you my love🧡

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oscarpiastri: Podium looks good on you

User: we know who it is just hardlaunch already

User: he can’t possibly think he was slick with this one😭

User: Oscar in the comments is NOT helping😭🙏

User: “my love”🫠🫠🫠

User: them winning each other’s home races is making me feel things

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lewishamilton: I did give you a fight 

     > oscarpiastri: That you did

     > lando: guess we know who the best 

         Brit on the grid is!

     > georgerussell63: unless the answer is 

         me no the fuck we do not.

     > lando: sorry I can’t hear you from P5

     > olliebearman: ??

     > georgerussell63: the adults are talking 

     > kimi.antonelli: @/georgerussell63 

         rude !

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mclarenauto: Mega race today, Lando! See you next week!

maxverstappen1: how’d the wall taste

     > lando: well I still beat you so it tasted 

         pretty good I’d say

     > maxverstappen1: GO BACK TO BEING 

         A RED BULL FAN GODDAMMIT

     > redbullracing: Concur.

     > mclarenauto: Sorry, he’s ours now!

     > oscarpiastri: Yeah, he’s ours!

     > lando: yours*

     > oscarpiastri: 🧡

     > User: Oscar only uses four emojis and 

         they’re all to flirt with Lando

alex_albon: cringe caption what is this a hallmark movie?

     > lando: never beating the hater 

         allegations

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     > alex_albon: you’re right it’s cute I’m ngl 

         I’m just being a hater

oscarpiastri

2,196,497 likes I could get used to winning in your country, sweetheart. ANYWAYS SILVERSTONE DUB WOOHOO😎😎😎

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User: IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

User: this is JUST BARELY not enough of a confirmation I’m fuming 

User: STOP TORMENTING US

User: so what I’m hearing is he’s British 

     > User: OF COURSE HE’S BRITISH IT’S 

         LANDO

     > User: WE DON’T KNOW THAT YET

lewishamilton: Disrespectful caption

     > oscarpiastri: Wasn’t addressed to you, 

         hope this helps!

     > User: CLOCKED

     > User: Oscar gets feisty after a win😭

charles_leclerc: if you pull this kind of stunt in Monaco, you’re grounded.

     > lando: lighten up dad

     > oscarpiastri: Yeah dad jeez

     > maxverstappen1: we don’t like being 

         shown up by our own family!

     > oscarpiastri: Skill issue? Just get good

     > charles_leclerc: that’s it! hand over 

         your Xbox!

     > oscarpiastri: NO

     > pierregasly: someone get me popcorn

hattiepiastri: why isn’t your dumb boyfriend in any of these pictures 

     > lando: rude??

     > hattiepiastri: SO YOU ADMIT IT’S YOU

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     > lando: I’m defending Oscar and his 

         anonymous partner’s honor. that’s not 

         a crime

     > hattiepiastri: not a crime just mega 

         suspicious

     > oscarpiastri: Hattie it’s past your 

         bedtime little sister

     > hattiepiastri: KYS

     > nicolepiastri: Hattie…

     > hattiepiastri: congrats on the win, dear 

         brother!

     > alex_albon: everyone be quiet my 

         show is on

lando: another race well run Osc, I’ll get you next time

     > oscarpiastri: Can’t keep up?🧡

     > lando: oh I can🧡

     > User: STOP BEING HORNY ON MAIN

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mclarenauto: Another victory in the bag for OP81! Mega work this weekend!!!

     > oscarpiastri: 😎

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928,156 likes Lando Norris was seen kissing a tall stranger in Monaco this week— could it be his famed anonymous partner? Someone we haven’t met yet? Maybe even Oscar Piastri? Stay tuned!

58,287 comments

User: I swear to god if that’s not Oscar

User: I NEED them to hardlaunch

User: the height difference is killing me

User: you can’t even tell it’s Lando💀💀

User: through a window is low.

User: feels like a violation of privacy!

mclarenauto: See no evil…

     > User: WHAT.

     > User: HI ADMIN????

     > User: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

     > User: McLaren after dark

lando

3,197,487 likes I suppose I’d be an idiot to not post about you on our one year, so here it is: I love you, my weird little nerd, my favorite person, my teammate, my love, my Oscar. you make my world brighter and I couldn’t think of someone better to share podiums with. happy anniversary🧡🧡🧡

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User: OKAY STAY CALM STAY CALM

User: EVERYONE RELAX

User: I SCREECHED OUT LOUD

User: WE FUCKING KNEW IT

User: GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS

User: I CAN’T BREATHE

User: THE SONG????

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oscarpiastri: Hello gorgeous🧡 happy anniversary 

     > lando: hi handsome

     > User: SCREAMING

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carlossainz55: congratulations cabron❤️

     > lando: I’ll miss you pookie

     > oscarpiastri: Wtf

     > carlossainz55: oh, you must be the 

         other girl😒

     > oscarpiastri: Excuse you I’m the 

         original WAG so

     > lando: please don’t fight over me💔

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     > oscarpiastri: I don’t have to, you’re 

         already mine 

     > carlossainz55: 💔😔

maxverstappen1: @/charles_leclerc remember when we hardlaunched and they filled my car with rainbow balloons? hm…

     > charles_leclerc: mon amour at least 

         let them settle in first

     > maxverstappen1: they’ve been living 

         together for over a year they’ll be okay

     > lando: are you conspiring against us

     > maxverstappen1: congratulations 

         mate I’m ordering confetti as we speak 

     > lando: for my next podium right

     > lando: right

     > lando: @/maxverstappen1 RIGHT?

     > oscarpiastri: you’re on vacuum duty

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georgerussell63: fucking FINALLY. if I had to stand in front of any more cameras to block your PDA I was gonna lose my shit

     > lando: appreciate the support mate

     > georgerussell63: anytime mate 

     > georgerussell63: I’m still gonna 

         pummel you this weekend though

     > lando: you can try!

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alex_albon: retiring from being a professional hater, you guys are cute asf🙏

     > lando: it’s a miracle

     > alex_albon: I’m going back to being a 

        hater

     > lando: 💔

kimi.antonelli: 🏳️‍🌈

     > lando: 🇬🇧

     > kimi.antonelli: 🏳️‍🌈❓

     > lando: 🏳️‍🌈🤝🇬🇧

     > kimi.antonelli: 🙂‍↕️👍

     > olliebearman: ‼️

     > oscarpiastri: I feel like I just read the 

         revival of hieroglyphics

     > User: that was unironically the funniest 

         thing you’ve ever said

     > User: LMAOOO

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nicolepiastri: 🩷

     > lando: 🧡!

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hattiepiastri: welcome to the family. you still have time to run

     > oscarpiastri: Hattie.

     > lando: you know what you’re right I’m 

         having second thoughts

     > oscarpiastri: HATTIE??

     > lando: @/hattiepiastri about being in 

         laws with YOU

     > hattiepiastri: CLOCKED

     > hattiepiastri: I know when to cut my 

         losses and call it quits🙏

     > lando: love you sis

     > hattiepiastri: love you bro

     > oscarpiastri: I hate everything about 

         this conversation 

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mclarenauto: Congrats! We might need to have another talk about professional workplace relationships, but we’re happy for you both!

     > lando: it started professional I swear

     > oscarpiastri: I don’t think you’re 

         helping our case sweetheart 

     > User: oh my god

oscarpiastri

2,972,276 likes Well, sweetheart, it’s been the most eventful year of my life, that’s for sure. I love traveling the world with you even if you won’t eat fish in any coastal city we go to, which is a lot of them. But I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Happy one year🧡🎉

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User: GETTING CLOCKED ON YOUR ONE YEAR AND HARDLAUNCH IS DIABOLICAL

User: THIS IS REVENGE FOR ALL THE OTHER TIMES

User: WE’VE WAITED ONE THOUSAND YEARS

User: THEY’RE SO🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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lando: okay so my caption was sweet and cutesey and you make fun of my phobia. rude asf

     > oscarpiastri: I considered writing 

         about bugs instead

     > lando: I’m breaking up with you

     > oscarpiastri: I could make fun of your 

         fear of fish in a loving and affectionate 

         way. Would it help if I called you baby 

         and reassured you the dead sea 

         creatures weren’t going to get you?

     > lando: yes.

     > oscarpiastri: Anything for you baby

     > User: they make me SICK

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charles_leclerc: my son all grown up!!

@/lando please report to the Ferrari garage immediately for a mandatory conversation 

     > lando: conversation?? like a shovel 

         talk??

     > charles_leclerc: 🥰

     > lando: OSC HELP

     > oscarpiastri: No this is funny

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hattiepiastri: do you know how difficult it was to keep this a secret

     > oscarpiastri: Yes actually you called 

         me to complain about it at least once a 

         week

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nicolepiastri: proud of you Osc🥰

     > oscarpiastri: Thank you mum🧡

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lewishamilton: Now where have I heard this before…

     > nicorosberg: stop making people think 

         we’re divorced

     > lewishamilton: Sometimes I can still 

         hear his voice💔

     > nicorosberg: stop

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Part 2 coming soon🥰

drop your thoughts

[diorsluv]

feather , part 7

“ more than two hours in advance ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by luca.fantilli, _alexturcotte, lhughes_06, and 65,873 others

yourusername finally got some quality hughes time back 🥰🥰 (except only one hughes was with me today…)

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_quinnhughes i had a game in calgary 😒

→ yourusername i see that you won.. 😕

jackhughes i had a game in dallas 😔

→ yourusername AND THE STARS BEAT YOU!

→ _alexturcotte oh god please don’t bring back the 2019 seguin obsession

username16 SHE WAS WITH LUKE

luca.fantilli i see hughesy finally got his date

→ lhughes_06 you make it sound like i’m desperate

→ yourusername you also make it sound like we went on a date 😭😭

→ luca.fantilli damn luke thats gotta hurt 🤣

→ yourusername huh?

→ username15 girl you can be so clueless sometimes yourusername

→ yourusername I DON’T UNDERSTAND

mackie.samo when is it my turn again

→ lhughes_06 it’ll never be your turn

→ yourusername next week when we go to the movies!

username57 the outfit ate down

username8 THE SKY IS SO PRETTY

markestapa when you texted me “no you can’t come over i’m busy” i didn’t think you were gonna be on a date with luke 😒

→ yourusername IT WASN’T A DATE

→ lhughes_06 wait you were gonna go to her apartment?

trevorzegras guys i think moosey’s a little jealous of mark

→ lhughes_06 since when

→ dylanduke25 since right now luke

yourusername

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yourusername i’ve been told to “save a horse, ride a cowboy” twice in one night..

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maddysamo save a horse ride a cowboy! 🐴

→ yourusername i should not have taken you dress shopping 😒😒

username81 i’m having flashbacks to trevor’s cowboy getup

markestapa oh so is THAT what the bartender with the cowboy hat told you?

→ yourusername HE WAS FUNNY

→ jamie.drysdale BARTENDER?? you’re not even legal yet????? yourusername

→ markestapa yeah so funny you gave him your snap AND your number? yourusername

username39 she’s not denying mark’s accusations 😓😓😓

msamoskevich why didn’t you invite me to dress shopping ☹️

→ maddysamo you’re not in michigan

→ msamoskevich YOU’RE NOT IN MICHIGAN EITHER

→ maddysamo I CAME TO VISIT

→ yourusername mel if it makes you feel better, we didn’t buy anything 🫶

→ msamoskevich it does not make me feel better yourusername

_quinnhughes since when did you drink huh?

→ yourusername NO NO I WAS DRINKING SODA I PROMISE

→ adamfantilli i can vouch for her unfortunately

username33 now tell me the girls don’t look absolutely GORGEOUS in that first pic

colecaufield let’s run it back to the bartender

→ yourusername let’s not!

trevorzegras BARTENDER?? LIL DRIZZ GOT GAME

→ yourusername no no please no

lhughes_06 what’s this i hear of a bartender?

→ yourusername he’s niceee i think you’d like him

adamfantilli how do you know he’s not 30 with a wife and 2 kids

→ yourusername he said he’s a junior at msu 😕

→ luca.fantilli oh my god YOU’RE FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY???

→ yourusername HE’S STUDYING TO BECOME A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER 😞😞😞

username7 i wonder how luke feels about this whole bartender fiasco

lhughes_06 my middle name is cowboy

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username18 what. the. fuck. LUKE????

next chapter notes ) when i tell you i redid the second post FOUR FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE TUMBLR WOULDN’T FUCKING SAVE IT. so i swear if it doesn’t save i’m going to jump out the window (not actually) anyway i hoped you liked it even tho i think the second post was better the first time i wrote it 😭😭

[pastafossa]

So I think Tumblr ate my last couple attempts at sending this (I can only hope its been sated) but I’m the one who’s been making Jane’s mask these past couple months.

The first print (the one I sent) did have a couple issues, too small for my fat head haha the next two there were some slight printing errors but I got it together and completed version 4.0, we decided to go with completely black with white teeth for paint though I almost want to make a latex version for flexibility’s and comfort’s sake using this one as a mold.

Anywho I sent in the final pictures on Halloween but well, again, tumblr is a hungry beast which is for the best because there was a local shooting I just narrowly avoided being caught up in which not sure how I would’ve handled seeing the mask on my dash that soon after all that. Anyways!!! Pictures!!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING, I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, LIVE SHOT OF ME RN:

THE TEETH AND CURLED LIPS, THE CURVING AND SWIRLING LINES OF FUR ALONG THE SNOUT? HOW IT SITS? I NEED. TO KNOW. HOW YOU GOT THAT IMAGE FROM MY HEAD. THAT'S HER MASK, THAT'S - THAT IS LITERALLY THE MASK IN MY HEAD WHAT

I need to go scream again, give me a second

ok I'm back

Something I fucking love getting to see this is just how badass and intimidating it looks when on a face. Like I have it in my head obviously, and I google searched left and right while working it out in my head, but I didn't really see any on faces, so I just kinda had to imagine it. And that's never as good as FUCKING SEEING IT, OH MY GOD. I'm imagining her with that Hound mask, same darkness around the eyes, leather jacket, gun in hand as she stares you down from down an alley and damn. You did a fucking AMAZING JOB and I love this so gd much because I AM SEEING THIS AND IT FEELS PULLED STRAIGHT FROM MY BRAIN AND IT'S SO FUCKING DELIGHTFUL

Also ! Holy shit I'm so sorry about the shooting that's terrifying???? I'm glad you're ok!

[luvcozy]

Reanimated Madara x Shy!Forest Goddess!Reader

@opheliasadventures1 :- Reanimated Madara with a shy and easily flustered forest goddess reader

A/N :- I gotchu with this one first, headcannons coming later I promise. Just bear with me, it's been a minute since I've written on Tumblr 😂

Warnings :- Flirting, mild language, Madara, gender specific reader (fem)

Word Count :- 1.2k

Life has a funny way of things doesn't it? One second you're living fine, alone, happy, content. The next your falling head over heals for a man that can kill you with one fatal jutsu. After that... You're mourning the loss of that man because of a negative spiral for power and revenge. And then your back to square one for god knows how long. The heart can be something so great and so hurtful in these times.

And much to your own dismay it really is. You lived in near solitude after the death of your late husband, Madara. You were fine with this, you couldn't get hurt if you didn't make any new connections. Plus... It's more painful to watch all that you know change and leave when you're immortal. It was like this for years, but until now you hadn't had a reason to leave your sanction till you heard it.

And not just by someone who just so happened to come across your home, but by the very Senju that killed what was your brother inlaw. Tobirama Senju, an old friend yes, but a sour one at the most. Seeing as he wasn't looking completely together told you enough that he was completely there. One of the Senju brothers needing your help wasn't uncommon from back when they breathed and bled, but this was far different. Being asked to stop your husband who is trying to make the world submit to an eternal genjutsu was something else.

And that's why you're here now...

Currently using your abilities to your advantage on the battlefield. You weren't near Madara yet, but you could tell he was there and what he was doing was sickening. Everyone had a show for it too, Hashirama fighting the Ten-tails, Saratobi and who you now know as the fourth hokage, Minato, fighting the reanimated, you and Tobirama on the other hand, were tracking the slippery Uchiha. A plan set and ready, all you needed to do was distract Madara, now how hard could that be?

"How hard is it to track him if you're able to sense things from the ground and roots?" Tobirama sneered at you while you leapt around the battlefield.

"Easier said than done, the less vegetation the harder it can be. So don't act all high and mighty like you can do it better." You rolled your eyes looking softly at the younger Senju as he sighed looking around.

"Just try and focus, the sooner we can seal him away the better-" just as he finished his sentence he was sent flying by a fireball sent straight for him. "Damn bastard! If you don't watch where you're shooting you'll hurt your own plans Madara!"

You had leapt back a good distance when the fireball had come close, earth and fire don't mix well in your conditions. When you scanned the area of the fireball you spotted the spiky haired Uchiha just as he seemingly teleported right before Tobirama. They both locked their hits stopping one another from bashing the others.

"And what do you know about plans? If I recall, you had almost died from two pathetic idiots all because they ate their way out of the Nine-tails." Madara jerked back against the white haired Senju and both backed away from one another. As he was about to call his susonoo again you had jumped at his side and by a miracle tackled him to the ground.

"You damn Shinobi pest never know when to quit-"

"Finish that sentence and so help me I'll make you remember what being slapped feels like." You looked down at him and his stunned face as he was mid jutsu sign. You grinned softly at him as you straddled his waist. "Hi baby.."

Madara just looked at you as he moved to sit up and slid you down to his lap. He looked down at you, scanning over you slowly as a smile formed on his face and his hands moved to your waist and face.

"So, you really weren't lying about being immortal then huh?"

"Why would I lie about that? We had plenty of moments that showed off the truth of that very question." You scrunched your nose a bit and furrowed your brows. Despite trying to look upset and angry, it was rather difficult when he was caressing one of your cheeks and rubbing his thumb along your cheekbone.

"Because, despite that, it just means I get to experience your eternal beauty~" he winked as he brought you to stand up with him. A heavy blush formed on your face while he began laughing at your reaction, his armour shaking as he did.

"Cheeky move Mada.." you wrapped your arms around his neck and buried your face away into him whilst he hugged you tight to him.

Silence fell over the two of you while you held one another. Taking in one anothers present, this alone made your grip on him tighten as your eyes began to burn, before long you had a small stream of tears rolling down your face. Madara moved you away, grabbing your chin and making you look up into his shining red eyes of his mangeko sharingan. Before you could say anything he only traced his thumb over your lips, hauling your words in your throat.

"I know, I know, my sweet girl... I know..." He spoke softly as things started to come to a stop around you. You shook your head and pulled him close again as your lips met in a tender and longing kiss.

Your hands made their way to the sides of his face and in his hair. As the kiss broke away you heard someone clear their throat. You both turned to look at Hashirama scratching the back of his neck with an awkward grin, Tobirama next to him looking away as irritated as ever, and Saratobi looking away while shaking his head with a small smirk.

"Glad to see your love is as strong as ever!" Hashirama looked at the two of you and rocked on his heels before Tobirama smacked him over the head.

"How about instead of your nonsense you let them talk." Tobirama glared at him before turning to you and Madara before nodding to you directly. Madara lifted his brow as he glared at the three in front of him before looking back down at you.

"Heh- Mada, I love all that you do and all that you've done...but this isn't part of that. You're hurting what was our home. The place we built back then, look at all of this. I've watched it all change and grow and I ask that you don't destroy it. Madara I want to watch what we did grow till I can't no longer, will you grant me that? Please..?"

Madara looked at you with a panned look till it softened, he wrapped his arm around your waist making you blush. As he leaned down and planted a kiss to your forehead.

"I suppose it isn't very fair to make you watch your- our home crumble, especially with you watching over it my sweet girl." He pressed another soft kiss to your head while he looked at his fellow reanimated Shinobi and back down at you.

"Even if I'm gone, I'll be close to you, I promise."

"I know you will Mada, I never doubted your words, not once." You pulled him into another hug that he returned without hesitation and held each other tightly knowing what was to come.

"I love you, my God of the Uchiha."

"I love you too, my Goddess of the land and earth."

[plantmommoonbaby]

I have covid (rant about that later), and to keep my mind from rotting, I'm rewatching IwtV. So, please enjoy

My Delirious Ramblings about Our Favorite Beautiful Vampire Divorcés (pt 1)

Episode 1:

It feels like it means something that went Lestat does the mind control thing, his victims eyes look like his

Uuugh i saw a tumblr post wondering if the widow du Pointe duLac ever convinced herself Louis pushed Paul so she could believe Paul went to heaven and 😭

That means his mother starts to see him as a monster the literal morning he chooses to become a monster

God, if she never subtle accused him, would he even have agreed to Lestat's offer??

Louis talking over what Lestat said to convince him makes me think all he had to say was that he loved him...

I mean... valid since he just lost his mother's love 💔

Episode 2:

Ummm, Louis, why do you have a painting by your grampa??

Armand isn't even acting in this scene, is he? Boy worships Louis

But, like... how is Armand--sorry, Rashid 🙄 being the only staff member who doesn't mask not a dead give away?

Louis's eyes go green when he has blood lust

Tiny buns 💓

I have a hard time believing Louis diets out of compassion when he'll eat a hogtied endangered species...

God bless Grace du Pointe du Lac

You can say you aren't buying in to the killing, Louis... but your eyes are very green...

Oop, Daniel couldn't stay objective while reliving that little dish... this is when the lines start getting blurry

Episode 3:

It has to be a superiority thing, coz the way he ate that poor kitty was brutal...

Daniel has not kiki'd over exes enough and it shows. Louis reeks of missing his ex. You don't point out how obvious it is until after a few drinks and making sure he can't slide into the DMs first...

Ooooh if looks could kill. Our literal green eyed monster damn near drained Antoinette right there... I guarantee the only reason he didn't is because he thought Lestat was going to drain her later

Checking to make sure Lestat is paying attention before making Jonah think about "them old days" 💀 Louis said "fuck around and find out, Daddy 😘"

Jonah, I know a certain European who is cares a whole lot about who you are looking at, and I'm pretty fucking sure he's not gonna be sensible about it...

Louis, you're not you when you're hungry...

Lestat plays fucked up games, but seeing Louis's green eyes and knowing he isn't stable enough to actually restrain himself and then hurting himself to get them all out is actually pretty respectful of his diet...

Lestat wasn't wrong about Louis being a natural... he's just a natural serial killer, not hunter. He has to want to kill his victim...

Louis kicks in one door, his sister sees him as the devil. He kicks in another and Claudia sees him as an angel 😭😭😭 IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

I think I need a nap...

[enemiestolovershoe]

20 Times bsf!Nick Proved he’s the Best Best Friend Ever

bsf!Nick x bsf!reader

Words: 675

bsf!Nick who always hypes you up, no matter what. New outfit? "Ohhh, she ATE!" Finished an assignment? "You’re literally a genius." Even if you’re just making toast, he’s clapping like you won an award.

bsf!Nick who always FaceTimes you at the most random times. He never texts first—just FaceTimes out of nowhere. Sometimes he’s ranting, sometimes he’s just lying in bed staring at the ceiling. "I don’t even have anything to say, I just needed to be annoying."

bsf!Nick who will fight anyone who disrespects you. "Give me their @, I just wanna talk." He’s already cracking his knuckles like he’s about to go feral.

bsf!Nick who makes you do dumb challenges with him. "Let’s see who can chug a Capri Sun the fastest." "Bet you can’t spin in a circle 10 times without falling." Every time, it ends with one of you on the floor laughing.

bsf!Nick who steals food off your plate like it’s his own. "You weren’t gonna eat that, right?" He’s already chewing.

bsf!Nick who calls you out in the most loving way. "That outfit? Giving 2016 Tumblr." "You like HIM?? Be so fr right now." He keeps you humble, but it’s always out of love.

bsf!Nick who texts you full-blown paragraphs when he’s ranting. No context, just: -AND ANOTHER THING, BRO… -Tell me why this man thought he could... -I need to scream. Answer the phone NOW.

bsf!Nick who drags you out of the house when you’re in a funk. If you’re sad, he’s not having it. "Alright, shoes on, we’re getting Starbucks and talking mad shit."

bsf!Nick who can communicate with you through just looks. Someone says something weird, and you both make eye contact across the room, already knowing you’re thinking the exact same thing.

bsf!Nick who would literally drop everything for you. You call him at 2 AM, and he picks up instantly. "You good?" And if you’re not, he’s already grabbing his keys.

bsf!Nick who roasts you 24/7 but would actually die for you. "You’re literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met." Two minutes later: "If anyone says anything bad about you, I’m throwing hands."

bsf!Nick who makes everything dramatic for no reason. You trip over nothing? "OH MY GOD, SHE’S DOWN!" You sneeze? "That was disgusting. I’m reporting you to the CDC."

bsf!Nick who would 100% fake a relationship with you to get you out of an awkward situation. If someone’s being weird, he doesn’t hesitate. Throws his arm around you, drops his voice a little. "Babe, should we tell them how we met? Or is that too personal?" He lives for the theatrics.

bsf!Nick who makes fun of your texting habits. You send a single "k"? "Wow, dry. I’m leaving you on read." You type too many exclamation points? "Calm down, are you okay?"

bsf!Nick who will make fun of your mistakes for eternity. You tripped on a curb three years ago? "Watch out for curbs, don’t wanna lose you again." You mispronounced a word once? "Say it again, please, I need a laugh."

bsf!Nick who randomly gives you the most unhinged compliments. "You look like you’d survive in a zombie apocalypse." "If I had to be stranded on a deserted island, I’d pick you because I know you’d panic and it’d be funny."

bsf!Nick who gives you the dumbest nicknames. Forget your actual name. You’re now "Dingus," "Goober," or "Grandma" depending on his mood.

bsf!Nick who will not let you make bad decisions on his watch. "You wanna text him back? No. Hand me your phone before I block him myself."

bsf!Nick who will sit in silence with you just because. Sometimes you don’t even need to talk. He’s just chilling next to you, scrolling on his phone, occasionally showing you a meme. "This is us."

bsf!Nick who makes you laugh when you’re trying to be mad at him. You’re annoyed, and he just looks at you, grinning. "Damn, you’re really trying not to laugh right now. Be madder."

Taglist: @sophand4n4 @courta13

[manygeese]

Chapter three guys 💅 Leo’s Gay Little Crisis edition!!!

Tag list AND tumblr version under the cut :)

The afternoon sun turned the wheat a pretty shade of amber, warming the air just enough to make for a nice bike ride home.

Luckily, Leo’s bike wasn’t harmed in the crash that morning. Honestly, it was dramatic of him to even call it a crash. He hadn’t even made contact with the other guy. It was more like he had lost momentum trying to not hit the man and forgot he had to keep the front wheel spinning in order to keep going.

It had been a normal day- Tina had finished painting her birdhouse, which looked gorgeous, Dave and Layla had played patty cake instead of doing their projects, and Annabeth had yet again commandeered him after school to help with the theater sets.

Unfortunately, what was supposed to be a normal day was ruined by the urge he had to keep staring at the new farmhand. What did Piper say his name was? Jason? Huh. What a coincidence- didn’t the bike crash guy have the same name?

His bike involuntarily skidded to a halt once he caught a glance of the man walking in the wheat field. The guy- definitely the same Jason from that morning- was blond, wearing a shirt with rolled-up sleeves and jeans, carrying a sheaf of wheat on each shoulder. Even from a distance, Leo could tell the man had muscles, probably good ones. Amazing ones, even. Jason probably could carry Leo if he tried (who was he kidding, Jason wouldn’t even have to try).

Leo’s first thought? Goddamn, he’s hot.

Leo’s second thought? Oh. Oh, shit. Am I gay?

For a good several minutes, Leo was rooted to the pavement, having something of a crisis. All of his past relationships were put in a new, suspiciously homosexual, light.

There was Percy, a friend of Leo’s who lived a few streets over, closer to Town Center. They had been near inseparable in middle school. He recalled all the gym classes he spent fully gawking at Percy, turning various shades of red in the dressing room, pointedly not making eye contact with anyone. He remembered all the times he spent following Percy around Town Center on Fridays, just because Percy wanted to go to the library or get some candy at the gas station. It dawned on Leo that perhaps feeling butterflies whenever his best friend clapped him on the back, ruffled his hair, or hugged him wasn’t entirely straight.

Then there was Reyna, a childhood friend from back before his mom died. She was out in California for university now, though. His mom and Reyna’s had been best friends, which led to many play dates between the two of them. At one point, Leo told his mom that he had a crush on Reyna just to make her happy. At least, he thought it made her happy. He never got to ask.

And Nico- Nico was a biology teacher over at the high school where Leo worked. They were best friends (they ate lunch together). Thing was, Nico was openly gay and in a relationship with Will, who worked at the McLean farm. Before… he had seen Jason in the field, yeah, let’s go with that, Leo supposed he was jealous of the fact that Nico had a relationship in general. But was he jealous of Percy for having Annabeth as a girlfriend? No. Was he jealous of Frank for having Hazel as a fiancée? No. Was he jealous of Nico for having a boyfriend? A voice deep down told him yes, and it was about damn time to admit that.

And, oh, Calypso. Oh, god, Calypso. Leo got nauseous with guilt just at the thought of her.

They’d known each other for a good chunk of their lives, though now she was studying abroad and they didn’t keep in touch. They had gotten together in 7th grade after her father suggested that they’d make a cute couple. Calypso had asked him out to the spring dance, he’d said yes, and the rest was history.

High school came and went, and they’d stayed something resembling strong. They had even lasted until they graduated college, certainly a feat for a first relationship.

Everything had changed when they finished college, though. Calypso’s father perpetually seemed to be asking when they would get married, if Leo was looking at rings yet, if they wanted a spring or fall wedding, things like that. Calypso had always gotten a pained look when it was brought up, masking it with a laugh and a “oh, who knows, he likes to keep me on the edge of my seat”. Leo had just sat there with Calypso’s father’s eyes burning into him and a feeling the man would never be satisfied with the answer.

Ultimately, they had broken up, managing to make it both mutual and the messiest thing ever. The months before the break up had been filled with nights of yelling, accusations of apathy, and building frustration. “We just weren’t right for each other,” they both said to questioning friends, but this… situation made Leo realize just how right that statement was.

With a shudder, Leo wheeled his bike the rest of the way to the farmhouse and walked into the greenhouse where Piper was waiting. There were no thoughts behind his eyes besides one: he’d been lying to everyone. For twenty seven years, he’d been lying to everyone.

Oh, good lord, he’d lied to Calypso. She’d wasted ten years on him. He should have known he didn’t deserve Calypso in the first place. If he had just said no to that stupid invitation to that stupid dance, she’d be happy. She certainly wasn’t happy with him- never was. How could anybody be happy with Leo?

Worse, he had lied to his mother. If she was up in heaven still thinking he had a crush on Reyna, he wouldn’t know what to do with himself. Was the smile and “that’s great, mijo” worth leading on a girl for a decade? Even with how stupid he felt, Leo could realize it wasn’t.

Percy still thought they had never been anything but friends. Hell, Leo had thought they had never been anything but friends until ten minutes ago. How the fuck was he gonna tell Percy about this?

Nico, in all honesty, wouldn’t care, but Leo’s mind had worked itself into a panic, so that thought wasn’t doing much good.

Piper shook him out of his trance quite literally. She’d been shaking him for a solid ten seconds before he finally put a hand to where hers was on his shoulder and snapped, “what?”

Piper’s brow furrowed. Leo flinched when he realized how abrasive he’d sounded. Instead of being angry at him, like he thought she would be (which was completely untethered from reality, but he didn’t care about reality right now), her face just softened. “Are you okay, Leo?”

He maintained eye contact, a rare thing. Piper’s eyes were nice to look into. They were just like home. The brown parts of her hazel irises were the exact shade of wheat swaying at night, the pale greens were just like the wallpaper in the farmhouse living room. Piper’s face blurred in front of Leo as tears started to form.

Tell her, he thought. She’s your sister, after all.

She isn’t, he thought. You’re just your mother’s son, not her father’s.

Tell her. When has she ever made you feel inadequate?

Keep quiet. This could be her final straw. She’s sick and tired of your whining, just like how Dad is, just like how Nico is, like Percy, like Annabeth, like Will, like-

“I think I’m gay,” he whispered, tears spilling over onto his cheeks. His thoughts kept yelling in the background. They wouldn’t shut off, no matter how hard he tried to calm down, and soon he was a blubbering mess.

He sobbed louder when Piper got up, even if it was just to turn off the cassette player. She came back with a quilt, probably stored in some cranny he hadn’t even spotted yet, which she draped over his shoulders.

Every time he managed to calm down a bit, he pictured Calypso’s quiet anguish when her father asked those damned questions. The sobs got a little louder after that.

Finally, he sniffled to a stop, partially due to Piper rubbing his back soothingly, partially due to pure exhaustion, physical and emotional. When the silence got too long, Piper asked cautiously, “Do you mind telling me what brought this on?”

Leo took a deep breath, which was ruined halfway through by a series of wet coughs. He rubbed at his eyes. “Jason,” he mumbled.

“Jason,” she repeated, seemingly tossing the idea around in her head. Then she got up, offered him a hand, and pulled him up when he took it. “You’re gonna go back to the house.”

“What? Why do I-” was all he could get out before he was led to the door.

“You need to rest.”

“Uh, I think I can weed the garden, Piper. It’s not like I’m sick or anything.”

“Are you telling me you’re passing up the opportunity to take a nap? Who are you and what have you done to my brother?”

That earned a pathetic chuckle from Leo. He relented, ambling towards the farmhouse porch.

Which is, of course, when no one other than Jason, causer of crises, divisor of doubts, stumbled into his path.

The man was hot, as Leo had noted before. Somehow, it made him even hotter when Leo noticed the sweat glistening on his arms and forehead. His suspicions from before were correct: Jason had amazing muscles. Leo kind of wanted to reach out and caress them, but he kept his head down when Jason approached him to avoid the questions he might ask about the tear stains.

“Leo!” Jason greeted, probably with a stunningly nice smile. “I didn’t know you lived here! Sorry again about the crash this morning.”

Leo made a sound resembling a laugh. “You don’t need to worry about it man. No harm, no foul.”

“That fall didn’t exactly look like ‘no harm’,” Jason argued.

“I’ve taken worse tumbles. One time, I fell out of a treehouse. Ended up breaking a leg.”

Jason’s eyes widened. Leo cursed himself inwardly, Jason was probably going to think he was weird now because he went around leaking his medical history to strangers. But instead, Jason just asked with childlike wonder, “you had a treehouse?”

Leo looked up a little, just to gauge Jason’s reaction. “My friend Percy did. Does, actually. See, there’s this forest behind his mom’s apartment building, and he got his stepdad Paul to help him build it when we were like, 10. Me and Piper basically lived in that thing for a period of two weeks in fifth grade. Best two weeks of my life.” He giggled nervously.

Jason looked stoked. “Damn, I wish I had a treehouse.”

Awkward silence followed.

“Your hair is really pretty. It looks like it’d feel nice,” Jason stated abruptly, starting off again for the greenhouse. Leo stared after him, equally confused as he was totally, undeniably gay.

@katiefromcabin7 @iwannascreameurekaa @froglyberrys @justlikearat @existential-life-crisis @jasonisntboring @poppitron360 @erosjournal

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Shorter replies related to recently posted artworks!  And some other stuff.

Anonymous asked:

The anon who sent the ask about twst boys’ reactions to a partner who doesn’t masturbate is still here, it’s me. I actually forgot I sent this. Also, I just found out that tumblr will do that with a / included. Looks so weird.

Anon, you are an angel. Thank you once again for the question, it’s good to see you here.

Also yeah, apparently it does! I didn’t even notice that at first. If you’re talking about it changing it to the %, that is… But it happened after posting, so the initial ask looked the way you intended.

I know we had one post that tumblr “ate” a chunk of because of some of the symbols I used... I wish there was a way to make sure it doesn’t happen.

Anonymous asked:

I love your art the only thing that bothers me is that it sometimes clashes with my darker than night no blue light setting and I have to decide if I'm desperate enough to blind myself with light after finding a corner away from public eye or can I wait to blind myself with light when I get home? (Dont know why I'm always in public when you're more risker things go up)

I am sorry Anon, I hope your eyes are okay lol I love using darker colours and contrasting lights recently, it probably doesn’t help the situation either.

I don’t know if it’s ever safe to open our stuff in public… I’m sorry you have to go through this inner conflict every time ✊😔

Anonymous asked:

You are so right that Trein is babygirl material. Being a tired old widowed man with children is PEAK babygirl

Exactly, Anon! It’s all about the energy.

Plus, we just watched Ruggie’s Dorm Uniform Vignette, and oh god… this man is insanely babygirl. He is so cute when he is all worried about his precious cat… :”3 <3

Alright, about yesterday’s fem!Floyd:

Anonymous asked:

a fedora and calling someone "m'lady", yet somehow it makes her more appealing

this just proves that what the nice guy incels really need is bigger boobs and sharp teeth

Yeah, it’s almost not fair lol Floyd has such an advantage! One would say, two of them…

Although even imagining just a regular boy Floyd doing this exact thing doesn’t feel too cringe somehow. Is it because he is a fuckboy?

Anonymous asked:

Hot damn

I hope she's in Mostro Lounge violating health codes, Azul could make a real business out of that one

Yeeeeah with the twins being such nice-looking ladies, you know it’s incredibly tempting for Azul to start using it to her advantage lol

Anonymous asked:

Twisted Wonderland if it was better goddamn those are some TITS

Superior version!! lol I can’t stop thinking about mermaids being big-boobied…

Anonymous asked:

If the person is beautiful, regarles gender, that person still ɓeəutfuI

Exactly, but also I am a weak person who is biased towards women..!!

Anonymous asked:

Holy melon

🙏 🍈

Now about Malleus the birthday boy!

Anonymous asked:

That it? Only a side of his butt?

This is already more than most are lucky to witness when it comes to Malleus’ gorgeous butt <3

(I say as if I haven’t drawn his butthole spread open 1000 times)

Anonymous asked:

That face! I like the detail on the robe. Also

HOW CAN HE SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE SLEEP ?

Thank you so much!! I can’t with his outfit, it’s so incredibly pretty…

I DON’T KNOOOOW this is his Prince magic… what a gorgeous creature

And about another birthday boy!! <3 Gilbert!

Anonymous asked:

AHHH I didn't know you know about heteila !!! You're officially the best my favorite characters are both Italy and Spain!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Of course we know Hetalia, Anon! It was such a huge part of our lives growing up lol It’s still is, to be honest, we come back to it at least once a year... to draw Prussia for his birthday of course! There are Hetalia drawings on this blog from like 2011-2012… and those aren’t even my oldest ones of them, yikes.

Spain and the Italy brothers are wonderful, we love them a lot too! 🍅

Thank you for your kind words <3

Anonymous asked:

Holly shit its gilbert/prussia! Didn't expect to see him but ita a pleasant surprise. Know my bff will enjoy seeing him as well mostly since I normally spam her with a lot of your twisted stuff

Ahhh I hope your bff enjoyed seeing him lol I’m glad we could surprise you with him though!

Anonymous asked:

HETALIAAAAAAA IN 2025! My day is made!

Dein Zeichnung ist sehr gut! Ich mag deine Art!

No one who knows better German judge me. I only have a year and a half under my belt.

It’s a lot more German that I know so damn Anon you’re cool!

Also, Danke schön! <3

Anonymous asked:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY GILBERT!!! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH MY BOI!!!

You’re welcome, Anon! Enjoy your boy. And thank you <3

Now about the Trey/Deuce comic…

Anonymous asked:

Trey: you will die if you don't have sex with me

Deuce: okay

Ahh, Deuce!! This is way too easy..!!

Anonymous asked:

Trey has forgotten that one can't tell jokes like that to duece, since he's a few eggs short of a full basket. And I say this as loving as possible

Trey always underestimates just how naïve Deuce can be around a senpai that he trusts, just as much as he underestimates how little people doubt shit that he says…

Anonymous asked:

Japan people like to eat raw egg right? Why Deuce blush!?

Yeah, people around the world do sometimes. Not by licking it from the table though! Deuce doesn’t even fully realise why, but it feels embarrassing somehow… I wonder why indeed…

Anonymous asked:

Don't waste food.

LICK IT

He’s on it! Like a good boy!

Anonymous asked:

Now Trey is wanting Deuce's tongue to be used other than getting the egg.

Should drop an egg on his own crotch next time then…

Anonymous asked:

Naive boy. That not the egg you should lick. There are 2 more with a sausage waiting for you.

Be careful, Anon, what if he bites the sausage… we can’t risk Trey’s well-being like that..!

Anonymous asked:

I love how you draw Trey 😩 he's so hot

Thank you so much, Anon!!

I don’t draw him often, but whenever I do, I try to keep in mind that people apparently find this man hot, so there should be some sexy air about him…

Anonymous asked:

I see you with those blush marks Trey.... Seeing Deuce lick off the table like a dog turned you on didn't it Trey......... It's okay Trey this is a safe place please tell us all about it 🥰

It certainly awakened something in Trey’s wicked mind…. He has much to think about after that…

[bethanysnow]

Breakeven prt 4

Bang Chan x Plus size Reader!

1.5k FLUFF chan being what the kids say 'delulu'

(A.N: Tumblr ate the first version of this fic so please be kind. I am happy there is a fully formed piece though.)

His heart beat faster in his chest. He didn't know if it was from the impact or the pretty girl in front of him, but he felt the ringing in his ears and blood rush to his cheeks turning them rosey.

Normally, he was at a function for JYP he was Chan! Best leader! Leader and producer of one of the best-selling, most popular boy groups in the 4th gen if ever. He was there to be a show pony. Do tricks. Flirt with women he had no interest in because he knew it did something in the realm of securing his seat at the table. It was safe. He could be charismatic, charming, intoxicatingly so. He saved face for the company, he knew it, and everyone knew it. The friends he had were other idols. Fellow people in the pursuit of this dream, but that were also tied to work. He didn't know the last person he spoke to that wasn't….in some way shape or form tied to his work as an Idol.

He didn't know the last time he just randomly met a girl on the street who he thought was pretty and talked to her just to talk to her.

He didn't know the last time he was just Chris from Australia.

Chan wasn't shy by any means or he didn't think he was. Something in the way the woman across from him looked into his eyes though made him want to hide. He wasn't looking for a girlfriend either. Just work was work, Stay came into his life and it was almost a religious experience. This incomprehensible force was out there, looking out for him, caring about him, wanting the best for him, and all he had to do was be the man he grew into being. That permission of self was a big relief considering his addiction to work. His work as Idol. Korea as a country was dependent on this addiction, for that's what it was. Large parts of the population got a high seeing work be completed, having it also be tied to one's worth, self-preservation. Words were invented to describe the feeling of being so deeply exhausted only for it to be turned into words of praise.

That's what Chan knew and expected. Internalizing from a very young age that unless he was extraordinary, he wasn't anything.

Anything at all.

Maybe she knew who he was.

Maybe she had walls plastered with his face on it.

But in that moment, it didn't matter. Nothing…mattered.

Just her asking him if he was alright and her hand gently placed on top of his. The sounds around him began to go fuzzy with Han rambling and people having dinner.

Her eyes went to Jisung taking in whatever was being spoken, as Chan's eyes sought to memorize the vision before him. She was different. Not different bad, just different. In the world he lived in it was common practice to ‘deal with’ things. Diets, being unhealthily skinny, wanting to ‘fix’ how tall someone’s nose was. Looking at her with soft eyes he took in her appearance. She was a full-figured woman, took up space, commanded a presence. There was some blush to her cheeks, eyeshadow maybe. Simple. Only Chan noticed the details not of what was there, but of what wasn’t. No tape pulling her face back, no line of lace for a wig or caked on foundation shades lighter than her skin naturally was. She just existed. No one in his life knew how to just be. How to exist in their entirety, and yet here she was.

She was so pretty…

That’s all he could think about…she was just so god damn pretty.

“You’re staring- he’s staring. Is he? Are you okay?” Waving her hand in front of his face. He stared at her in a daze. Only for her to break him out of his delusion of what their apartment would look like decorated for the holidays and what would they name their third child. Watching him snap back to reality it left the gritty feeling of anxiety in her mouth, was there something on her face? In her teeth? Did she smell?

When Jisung said the person he wanted her to meet would be worth her while she didn’t think this is what he meant! His fucking leader?! After this encounter she was sure to give him a piece of her mind! What in the twilight zone unreality did she walk into? Chris seeing her apprehension looked to Han who winked at him giving him finger guns only to say something about picking up the dinner. Telling Chan to sit with Y/n.

Y/n…y/n. He chewed on the name in his mouth feeling where his tongue sat and bit his teeth. He had heard names like it before. Normally wouldn’t think twice about it, but seeing the girl the name was attached to made it sparkle. He wanted to say it over and over, it in the second became the sweetest sound he ever heard.

“Is it okay? If I sit here, with you? I can go- “

“No!! Stay!! Its fine- “Her voice was louder than she expected. As if something took possession of the controls in her head to grab his hand only to retract it moments later cringing instantly. Seeking solace in hiding in her purple sweater. That’s when it hit Chan how he knew her really. She was the girl from the street.

This realization caused Chan’s face to turn bright red grabbing at his earring to self-soothe the butterflies that had taken up residency inside his lungs.

“You’re the uh…girl on the street yea? You busk? I mean? I heard you singing earlier-“

Y/ns eyes widened…” Am I that loud?” her mouth tried to form words as embarrassment crept up her collar and onto her face only for Chan to grab her hand. He threw his head back and laughed like somehow, she had made the room feel like fizzy drinks and pop rocks and cotton candy all in one question.

“No! no no no no- you hehehe aren’t that loud. I just keep the window to the studio open sometimes and when I head in, I can hear you. I promise you aren’t that loud hehe” He smiled and it just got bigger and bigger as Y/n threw a hand over her heart and exhaled dramatically.

“Oh, thank god- I would hope someone would have told me by now, but I’m glad I am not taking up the entire street block with my attempt at music.” She giggled. She was giggling. Who was she?? Acting like a schoolgirl on a date. Becoming absolutely beside herself with the affect this man was having on her. Ending up just looking at the table for some illusionary script of what does one say to one of the most attractive people on the planet?

“Oh- don’t say that. You sing quite good if I’m honest.”

Her smile bloomed across her face as did the redness in her cheeks. Bang Christopher Chan was complimenting her singing. What a day this turned out to be?

Chan looked at their hands still oddly touching, he didn’t notice till now that when he grabbed her hand…she didn’t let go. Normally by now there would be some squealing or reaction, but there wasn’t. Not that it was an expectation of course. His mind drifted a little looking at their hands only to be brought back to her eyes on him with a slight tilt of her head.

“You okay though? I mean- You kinda got tabled in the dick so- “Y/n chuckled unable to keep it to herself.

As weird as asking how his dick was, it was the most refreshing conversation and question Chan had experienced in about six months. Not knowing if it was the novelty of finding someone outside of work, or how she was so different than everyone he existed with in his day-to-day life, he wanted to know. To know if it was just infatuation or something else.

“Yeah, I’m okay. I think though Jisung set me up…” The man looked over the dividers to their rapper standing next to the counter talking to a waitress, making sure he wasn’t just straight up abandoned in a restaurant with a girl.

“Oh I am right there with you-“

“You in Seoul long?” Chan asked trying to gauge what he could do.

“I guess? I am visiting a cousin in Busan over a couple months and so I always try and visit Seoul. He works, and I don’t want to just be waiting for him. I’m staying at a capsule hotel hostel thing.”

The gears in his head turned. Looking between the table Jisung, and Y/n. “Are you on whatsapp? Or Kakao Talk? I would love to hear you sing something…and I work in a studio so….” Chan couldn’t handle the tension anymore. He needed an answer like an itch he couldn’t scratch or a song he couldn’t name playing on repeat.

Jisung only then took the moment to barge into their bubble with bags of takeout. “SO- talk about anything fun??~” Han grinned so proud of himself.

“Maybe we did, maybe we didn’t, eh?” Y/n scrunched her nose at the interrupter. “I was just about to give Chan here my number…if he would still accept it~” she smiled at him taking out her phone to hand to him.

…… …………

~~~~ To be continued.

@7ndipity @moonlightndaydreams @queen-in-the-shadows @chansmanda @antoniorhinothethird @hyunsvngs @channieandhisgoonsquad @noellllslut

[mjrdm]

I've saved an inbox ask as a draft (worst mistake of my life) and Tumblr ate it up like a starving victorian child😭 It was about Baron and Jenkins . obviously by beloved @kind-of-a-shitty-wizard🤭

I will try to be brief (1/435) /ref

I like how tooth-rotting sweet they are but ALSO they're toxic doomed old man yaoi. They're toxic and doomed because Baron is. well. not as wholesome as he seems to be🤭

(me as npc because . um . //runs away)

So I made this ship on sheer "I WANT HIM!!!" force but the more I think about them the more I realise that they're . very similar . in a lot of ways . But it's hard to see at first, they're both masking a lot and will do around each other for some time.

DISCLAIMER: cw for murder themes suggestive themes suicidal ideation etc etc. look at them lmao you must see what to expect. minors moots dni please😔

So what the fuck is wrong with Baron? Well, it's suicidal ideations that transformed into a weird sexual thing actually🫣

(timeline: after the killer reveal comic)

Good fucking lord. Elven gods save this man (impossible).

I mentioned that Baron was an opera singer once, and that's not just some fact, it's pretty big part of his lore that affected him greatly. Theatre was his life, he was it, embodied. It was a dream come true, best life anyone could wish for. He made money doing what he loved the most, he posessed talent, he was praised. He carried high values he's seen and played on scene into his adult life and still acts very noble and selfless. As the heroes he transformed into. But he was foolish, naive, perhaps too kind-hearted. It looked like an accident - he just lost his voice one day because of some unexplained sickness. He was devastated and could not work anymore, so his fiance, prima ballerina of the same theatre, left him soon after. His life was over in a span of a month What ACTUALLY happened was that he was betrayed by people he trusted the most - best friend, fellow singer, who envied him, and fiance, who helped him. Said friend cursed him and got rid of him that way. They became new stage stars after that. Baron is either too kind-hearted to think of that or he already knows but just in so much denial.

I don't think I mentioned it, but Baron is around 45 and this happened 10 years ago. So all this time he's been sad, miserable and worked wherever just to get paid. The life was over for him the day he lost his voice and since he has nothing to do anymore, he patiently waits to die... Passively, because he can't bring himself to actually do it. But he thinks about it. A lot. Daydreams, even.

This whole thing turned into another . ermm . thing . that I don't think can be fixed at this point. He just can't help but be excited at the prospect of violence, blood, guts and murder (ideally, his).

If he's going to die anyway, he can at least want it to be his way. How will this happen? Will he be hit by a train? Nah, too simple. Is he going to fall from the hand of some older depressed man or woman? GODS he wishes it that way. Or maybe something else <З He has a list with top 10 death ideas <З pinterest board and a spotify playlist <З

Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango starts playing

I wouldn't say that he tried THAT hard to find a new passion in life but he has depression so I forgive him. Of all people I know what it's like.

Same with Jenkins LMAO. They have no concept of other things in life, too blinded by what they want to have/had but lost. Stuck in thoughts of the future/past. When Jenkins is overwhelmed he hurts others, when Baron is overwhelmed he hurts himself.

Jenkins is miserable, but if he'll say it out loud it will become reality and he won't be that cool and collected and content man he imagines himself to be🫣*

So here comes the Rockposrt Limited and Jenkins and. damn. that man is sooo fine...

It's not like Baron didn't have anyone since his fiance but . It was just flings and friends and he didn't expect Jenkins thing to be any different than that. He had some love to share and oh boy did Jenkins need it.

But he fell so fucking hard it's equally fascinating AND worrisome. Like if he wasn't mentally ill pathetic wet dog with danger kink I think they could still repeat this iconic scene like:

"Well, you don't understand Baron- fu-- I'm a serial killer actually." "Well, nobody's perfect!!!<З"

He will spoil Jenkins ROTTEN since he makes normal amount of money as an engineer but doesn't need/want/wishes for anything, he doesn't spend it, he works kinda just to keep himself busy... He will treat Jenkins like a sugar baby and court him like a noble knight might court a fair lady.

He can't open up, not until he tells his heart's aches, and Jenkins can't open up too without revealing his darker side, so it's like a game to them. A roleplay of courting where everything is nice and smooth and comfortable and they never show unpleasant emotion. Jenkins likes to be cared for.

And then murder reveal happens and . um .

He's down BAD... LIKE... VERY BAD...

(I feel like the whole killing thing is just his attraction to people with power to change life, in the most extreme way. He has no control over life and jenkins has neither but he takes it in his two hands and changes destiny. Baron cannot. Could never. But he can admire that ability)

I like how it almost feels one-sided in a sense that Baron cares for Jenkins deeply and is ready to join his shenanigans any time of day and night. Bloody murder? Back massage? Weekend entertainment? I'm here, love.

Jenkins couldn't open a ketchup jar and didn't want to use his spell slot. chaos ensured

IT'S NOT THAT BAD because, as I said, Baron didn't really find any passion in life and Jenkins will become his passion. He will dedicate himself, he will be obsessed in the most sweet and wholesome way. He's in love. And who Jenkins is (underappreciated, unloved, uncared, neglected) to say no to this??

And it's not actually one-sided because when Jenkins will learn to read Baron like an open book, he's gonna be smart and know what the man needs. He's gonna know what he needs to say and do, and he won't fix him just as Baron won't ever fix him, but keeping him alive and barely content is more that sun elf could ever ask for <З

They're actively make each other worse by becoming more codependant each day <З None of them knows healthy copic mechanisms <З But at least they can rely on each other and that's something <З

*Back to the topic I'll add this little thing (can't write for shit):

-... I wish I was dead. - Baron finished his story, voice trembling. His eyes open wide, already watering, and he covers his mouth with hand as if he wasn't going to say the last part. Like if he said it out loud it would become his reality and not a mere thought, which is what he tried to convince himself of for a long time. Jenkins thinks, then, that he can do it. He can fulfill man's wish and take his life, easily, as he has done so many times before. It could be an honor to feel elf's last breath, be the last thing he'll ever see. He would rather do it himself that leave it to someone else, someone with unsteady hand. He can't leave it to someone who won't honor Baron the way he deserved. It's a pleasant thing to think about. But Jenkins grew fond of having the man around. And Jenkins was selfish. "This is an unfortunate situation, " he just says, deliberately.

BUT THEY'RE SWEET!!! So many smart words for such a silly dynamic. I don't think about it that much it all is just at the back of my mind... They're going to be madly in love actually. They're going to be partners in crime. Jenkins is very Yzma-coded so I watch clips with Yzma and Kronk and imagine them😭 I also watch Addams Family clips and it's also them😭😭😭

ok I've been editing this post for a week or even longer I have no brain left anymore so sorry this is it. the sillies. I daydream about them daily. Jenkins deserves to have a silly devoted sidekick that will love him endlessly

honorable mentions I don't know where to add:

Baron is not his . real name . he used his first one around close people and now he feels naked using it so he doesn't. maybe he will around Jenkins, one day. I HEADCANON THAT JENKINS IS NOT JENKINS' REAL NAME ALSO. he probably had something SILLY and then took it as cover-up name and grew used to it. same hat? same hat.

Mmmhhh I like imagining Baron having a slight german accent, especially with his T's and R's. He usually talks real low and is sounds like a pleasant mumur, but if he tries to talk louder it sounds like he straight up drank chlorine and/or smoked a pack a day since the day he was born. His throat hurts sometimes

To the pain topic: I think Jenkins has scoliosis + bad posture + constant pressure on his choulders so he's two minutes away from becoming the butler little nightmares. this shit must huuurt

[mister-eames]

1/? I was thinking about the whole dreamshare business & how interesting it is cos while you have the likes of Arthur & Cobb who would consider themselves “gentlemen thieves” & believe in things like “honor amongst thieves” etc, obvs not everyone in the industry is gonna be like that. They’re criminals, after all, so you’re gonna have people with a complete lack of morals, people who are power hungry, or jealous of competition or who are simply willing to screw others over for the right price...

2/? So I was like: how do you even navigate an industry like that? ESP when you’re starting off. It's gotta be a whole lot of trial & error when it comes to finding out who's trustworthy, who you’d be willing to work with again & who you’re gonna avoid like the plague. & then I was like how fun would it be if when you didn't know your other teammates well you literally just went by your role. Noone would know the others' names; you'd literally just be The Extractor, The Chemist, The Architect 3/? And then i was thinking the dreamshare business is DEFINITELY a gossipy lot. Because there's gotta be so much secrecy, rumours have gotta run abound (especially if you start making a name for yourself...whether in a good capacity or a bad one.) And then I was like how do I make this about Arthur and Eames? Imagine before you met your Pointman for the first time all you know about them are these rumours you've heard: "A buzzkill," "part ninja", "quiet", "he's like medusa, one look and you're 5/5 walls the other has built around them and form their own opinions... Idk, i just love the idea of them being constantly surprised by one another. And also! Yes! I stan the idea of Arthur as having a great sense of humour too!

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Nonnie, my darling, it appears that tumblr ate the 4th part of your ask :( :( im so sorry about that, and just as I was getting so SO into it too, damn you tumblr!!! I think I can extrapolate a little where you were going with it though <3 --- I am OBSESSED with the idea of dreamsharers being a gossipy, busybody bunch - personal knowledge must be worth a lot, anything from someones real name down to their favourite colour or preferred detergent. And the rumours that must get born and mutated through the proverbial phone tree. Not just from other dreamsharers, but little white lies Arthur and Eames must have told about themselves a) to muddy the waters on any truth about them and b) to weed out who can and who can't be trusted with 'sensitive' information. And the idea that their love story is obtaining pieces and putting each other together like a jigsaw puzzle is beautiful, never having the most complete picture, but delighted by every piece they find.

Also "like Medusa" lmaoooo oh my god I want a fic of Arthurian tall tales

Arthurs having a great sense of humour, no matter how it's written, is my favourite thing. I mean, in canon we only ever get to see him 'at work', right, where it's his job to sort of curate the fun and dose out the reality checks, but even then we sort of see a couple of cracks - the most notable being 'worth a shot' aha. And outside of work? Arthur is a fucking hoot. Under that serious facade is a playful man with a face made for smiling, for silliness. It's what makes him balanced, as a character and I cannot be paid any sum to be convinced otherwise. I think one of my fave illustrations of this, of many, is HGTV verse where Eames legitimately finds Arthur breathtakingly hilarious and no one else in their work life 'gets' why. That's how I think of Arthur and Eames in canon - as having a language of inside jokes and wry, odd, weirdo sense of humour that you have to untangle and decode to begin to 'get', as with any good relationship and/or friendship. "Merry chase" is an old joke, the words so specific I can't help but believe they're born of history and hilarity, recycled between them so often throughout the years it still makes them grin.

[furbls]

Bored at work so I'm passing the time by writing down all the pieces of media that have impacted me in some way. I tried to keep them in order of when I was consuming said media.

This is purely for shits and giggles cause I am but a simple being of simple needs.

Fruits Baskets, Naruto, Sgt Frog, & Hetalia. I'm combining these four cause manga as a whole was a big interest to me as a kid before I was bullied out of liking it. Fruits Baskets was the first manga I ever read and Naruto was the anime that really got me into fandom. The first fanfic I ever read was a DeiTobi fanfic on fanfiction.net. Sgt Frog was my weird cringe special interest and Hetalia, well...Hetalia is Hetalia. Thinking about reading those comic strips on LiveJournal really ages a bitch.

Supernatural (seasons 1-5). Mishapocalypse, that is all.

Sherlock BBC (seasons 1-3). I was a tumblr kid so cut me some slack. And then with the Hobbit movies (terrible, terrible movies) and the Star Trek sequel happening right around the same time I was into the show, it was nerd paradise for me.

Doctor Who (Doctor's 9-11 specifically). This show dropped into my lap at the perfect time, being a depressed teenager who didn't have very many close friends and a plethora of mental health issues. This show truly is a masterpiece unlike any other. I still go back and watch it to this day.

A Song of Ice & Fire Series. I read these books in my last year of high school and was so obsessed. I'm not the best at reading (dyslexia anyone?) but I ate these books up. The storytelling and breath of characters is beyond amazing and it really pushed me to strengthen my storytelling skills.

Marvel (Iron Man 1 to Avengers 2012). I remember having a count down to the opening of Avengers on my tumblr. I think I saw it twice or three times before it came out on DVD. I was a Loki girlie through and through. I remember all the Tom Hiddleston memes and they continue to haunt me.

Pacific Rim and by proxy Burn Gorman. Literally saved my life. I was in a horrible abusive friendship, dropped out of college, and had no direction in life. The community came together and cared for me, changed me, and gave me the courage to follow my dreams of going to art school. Nothing will ever compare, it was a once and a lifetime experience that I will forever hold dear to my heart.

TURN AMC. Again this is by proxy Burn Gorman because that man carried me through 2015-2019. I'm not a big fan of historical dramas but my god Burn came through and fucking ate. Never forget when I talked to the actor who played Simcoe on twitter or when the cast reposted my congratulations for getting renewed for a second season.

Welcome to Nightvale. I used to listen to this podcast everyday while bussing into Portland for school. I cosplayed Kevin at a Halloween party and I still think I looked really good. 

Undertale. I never played a lot of video games growing up and when I did they were mostly platformers like Mario or cozy games like Animal Crossings. I don't remember what prompted me to buy this game but hoo booy did it make an impact on me. I'm pretty sure for a few months the ONLY thing I reblogged on this cursed website was Undertale. I was so entrenched in this game its not even funny. This was back in 2015, so well before the whole sansverse stuff.

The Lonely Island. I saw Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping in the middle of the night with like 3 other people in the theatre. Afterwards I went on a binge of watching their movies and listening to all their music. This was around the time I was embracing my terrible sense of humor (being a millennial who grew up on a diet of frat boy movies will do that to you).

SNL. A weird one for sure but all I did was binge watch/listen to them while working on my thesis. So it's a little different than the other ones on this list cause it wasn't fandom oriented but god damn, I don't know what I would have done without it.

Batman. All started when I was hospitalized for a day and then spent a week with my parents to recover. Watched Lego Batman and it was all downhill from there. I've watched so many of the tv shows, all the movies I could get my hands on, and played Batman Telltale which still is one of my FAVORITE renditions of Bruce Wayne to date.

Stardew Valley. I picked up this game during the beginning of the pandemic and promptly became obsessed. It helped me through the nightmare that was 2020 and continues to be one of my favorite games to date.

My Hero Academia. Another piece of media I got into during the pandemic. One night we decided to watch it cause it looked cheesy and we needed something easy to watch to cope with the horrors of existing. This show completely took over my entire being, specifically All Might. He is still one of my favorite characters of all time. I had really been struggling with my autonomy and ability to do things due to my health issues and seeing a character like him going through the same kind of grief was cathartic. I own so much All Might merch is ridiculous. The AM fandom may have been small but we were mighty and the artists made the most bomb ass art. 

Hazbin Hotel. Okay this one is...a lot. I'm not a fan of V////pop and I despise the art style but GOD DAMN. This show had a vice grip on me. The voice acting (for the most part) was really good and the music was so addictive. While the pacing was hot garbage I could see glimmers of what could be and damn does this fandom deliver on the fanfictions. It was also the thing that got me out of my drawing slump so it’ll always be special to me. I am cringe but I am free.

Baldur's Gate 3. My current hyper fixation and the only thing getting me through this nightmare of a year. What can I say, I love the game, I love the story, and I love how openly queer it is. With everything happening in the world right now it’s nice to see the LGBTQIA+ community represented with so much care and love. It’s also helped me come to terms with my own gender identity. Who knew having some dumb NPC gender me correctly would make me feel so euphoric. 

Okay I think I've exhausted my ability to create coherent sentences. Here is a few more that greatly impacted me someway at some point. These are not in any specific order:

Archer FXX (seasons 1-10), Gotham, RWBY, Mob Psycho, Once Upon a Time, Total Drama Island (seasons 1-3), Gravity Falls, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Big Bang Theory (don't @ me), and Once Upon a Witchlight.

[inbabylontheywept]

kinda a tangent but i had a social studies teacher that always referred to W.E.B. Dubois (the civil rights activist) just as Dubois, so for like. a year on tumblr i just assumed that his first name was actually harry because of the tags. that the harry dubois that got tagged in a lot of my weird posts was the civil rights guy.

and i was like. you know. its a little weird that WEB Dubois is your blorbo but im glad civil rights means so much to you. no idea how that relates to eating 15 eggs. but like maybe in his personal life he ate lots of eggs or something. theres a whole person out there, behind the activism he was famous for and i was glad tumblr knew so much about it. and then i went, you know, maybe i should know more about it.

so i spent months meaning to google it and just never getting around to it until one day i was like, damn, i have to figure out what this tag is all about, so i typed it in and immediately learned that harry dubois is just this deeply deranged detective guy trapped in a world where god took too much acid in the 70s and never really recovered. whilst WEB dubois is the activist. and i was like. ah. yeah. that makes way more sense. yop.

anyway yeah i think that my ignorance shielded me long enough that it was just funny and not like. very sliiiightly devastating.

it doesn't actually bother me when people tag their blorbos in the tags of my anecdotes - going to tumblr dot com and complaining about the fandoms is like moving next to a farmer and complaining that the fertilizer smells like cowshit (it is) - but i like giving people shit about it anyway. like if youre gonna tag every story about me and my wife as "anakin and padme" its only fair that i get to go to your blog and ask how it makes you feel, having the same pairing preferences as george lucas.

i think thats a fair trade. and. just so you know. you're a coward for blocking me over it. tch.