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daeluin · 2 years ago

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@andlightplay you don't understand fake married for legal purposes is my favorite au and it would work so well for them. it's like that tiktok of the guy who married his buddy to get paid more at work? like pete's all like 'me and patrick we have been committing marriage fraud for years & we get paid so much more and i buy him nice things and i just have to tiptoe around the fact we're not gay' and someone goes 'well you can be married to a man without being gay' and he goes 'hey. fuck off. i love him. i love my husband a lot'

#joe's at the back like 'pete you wake up early to make patrick's breakfast and kiss him goodnight every day. that's definitely gay'#god but that tiktok is so peterickcore to me it's so fun #i bet it's the lawyer in me that finds the idea of fucking with marriage status just to get legal benefits.. oh no i love him so funny #like yes commit fraud but make it gay

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