#god bless u saku

[seneon]

yk i screamed when i saw it, tossed my phone to the side, slapped my hands on my mouth, stared into nothingness for a solid 5-6 mins before i picked my phone back up to do the same thing again

[katsukistofu]

never getting over the fact the mootart was gna b4u and then u commented GIRL WAIT!!! 🙁⁉️

OHHHHWEGHWSGHSUSQHSK HES SO PERFECT OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY?1!1&2@ the air in my lungs just ??? got sucked out????? i just did a double take THE Y ON HIS PANTS??? HIS YUMMY OUTFIT??? THOSE COOL ASS BOOTS??????? under armour suits him SO MUCH he would def have a closet full of it and his belt accessories…. i am going insane saku r u trying to kill me I AM IN LOVE !!!!! he would so totally wear that too grrrrr microwaving him in my brain right now as we speak UR ART IS A BLESSING TO MY EYES AND THIS SOLAR SYSTEM I LOVE LOVE LOVE UR KATSUKI SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH IM EATING HIM and is that new jeans sza sabrina carpenter AND COCHISE HELLO? dare i say katsuki would listen to them all as a guilty pleasure when he’s not blasting metal? he’d roll his eyes at hearing someone listening to espresso or super shy thru their earbuds while discreetly muttering the lyrics under his breath. ur brain is so brilliant and big and music taste is just. chefs kiss. i adore you. brb gonna start crying again hol on

i am not normal about this and will be obsessed for like. the next century. THANK YOU SAKU LOVE THANK U THANK U THANK U ILY MWA <33333

also hehehehehe u could say i was chasing that feeling that u were cooking >:)))) i got my saku-dar ON ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[sweetheartsaku]

JUST SAW YOUR REBLOG OF CARDIGAN AND I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED (???) IT? 😭 AND YES YOU DID INFLICT THAT ON YOURSELF I'M SORRY BUT ILY 😞😞

BUT BUTH DID YOU KNOW 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ that I feel like you drew stars around my scars too, but I just know they'll never ever bleed? 🙇🏻‍♀️ like meeting u, and everyone on here is like something that's "healed" me sm and I just love you all but especially YOU my pookie I could never ever forget you AAAAAH even though we haven't known each other for that long I fear I've met my platonic soulmate in you and I REFUSEEE to let u go 😠😠 like fr eumy was right I need to gatekeep you from the world but at the same time I need the world to know how much of a sweet, kind, caring human being you are that was blessed to us by god 😞

SO SORRY TO SUDDENLY GET ALL SAPPY IN YOUR INBOX IT'S 5AM FOR ME RN AND I'M ABOUT TO GO TO AN ORIENTATION AT SCHOOL LATER AND I'M ALL JITTERY RN 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER EITHER LATER OR TOMORROW, THOUGH!! DON'T FORGET TO EAT FOOD, DRINK WATER, AND GET TONS OF REST<33 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF MY LOVEE MWAH

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT SO MUCHHHHDHFBCAHB😭😭😭😭😭 i absolutely ABSOORRBEDD it into my soul u have nOOOAUURR IDEA OMFFFGG😭😭😭 i did indeed inflict it unto thyself 😇

OMG NO WAY?!!?!? i reassure you🥹 that i wont scar ever 🥹 and im so GLADD U KNOW THAT YOUR SCARS WILL NEVER BLEED BC THEY WONT!!!!! EVER!!!! :3 !! no ml u are so sosososo sweet ☹️ meeting you too has healed and basically everyone on here but you especially the way we just clicked!!! ☹️💗 I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU EITHER. EVER. im gonna tell my grandkids abt u TRUST!!! i must agree your honour we are most defo plantonic soulmates UGHHH so true i will never let u go either</33 ACKKK U AND EUMY ARE SO CUTEEE ☹️i feel so loved in this community i swear (saku says behind bars)

NOOO PLEASE DONT BE SCARED TO GET SAPPY IN MY INBOX OR ANYWHERE IN GENERALLLL :DDDDDD IM ALWAYS SUPER SENTIMENTAL AND I DONT THINK ITS SMT TO BE ASHAMED ABT NO MATTER HOW HAPPY I AMM 😔✊ being a lil sentimental is always nice and i hope u feel comfortable to do that w me whenever <33 AND!!! HOPEFULLY UR ORIENTATION WENT WELL OMG!!

augh THANKU SO MCUH FRANSS<33 you are the sweetest i dont deserve u at all omg </33 I AM COOKING NOODLES AS WE SPEAK!! I WILL DRINK WATER, AND GET REST!!!! YOU TOO OKAY1??!!? I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH AND MISS U ALWAYS !!!!!

[sakurihara]

He’s not sure if he should worry or be grateful that he doesn’t seem to understand

[dangerousbride]

No horde of Hollows will stop them!! ☆ Happy Birthday @ladyfubuki!! 2017.11.30

[nyanzaya]

Whaddup beeeeeeeeetch. Do my url 💗

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;@futuredived

Do I Follow Them?: Oh god do I. On almost all of their blogs. I think there might be–1 i dont follow. I’m a betrayer I’m sorry

Why Did I Follow Them?: Okay, so, I follow them because I love them? Like. yuuki. Please. You write so good AND I LOVE ALL OF YOUR CHARACTERS EVEN THE ONES WHO ARE MEAN

Do We Role Play?: Heckie yeah but sometimes we forget we have threads. 

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: ALL THE TIME? 

An AU Idea For Our Muses: Binch I don’t even know anymore LOL I should jump into one of your AU’s but literally dont even want to impose I cri. Though, the fox spirit one you got has me :eyes: so maybe a supernatural AU LMFAO literally that’s the best I have i cry

A Song For Our Muses: okay, idk which muses but. Iza/Iza we already know the songs for them Inspire the Liars - DGD + a lot of others Saku/Zuo: With a Billion Worldful of  - MiliTetsuya/Zuo: Trap Queen specifically this versionOH Iza/Saku(the rarepair//cri): Break - Night riotsI think that’s all the ships…we have?OH NO ITS NOT- IZABEL: 4 Ariana / Location For Haru and Iza tho: U remind me - Xan Griffin 

Do I Ship Our Muses?: DEPENDS ON THE BLOG BUT. Literally the only Izaya I ship with. It’s so toxic and horrible I hate it. It’s literal garbage. But Would I ship Iza/Haru? I honestly, don’t even know. Maybe super platonic friends?? 

What I Think About The Mun: Literally my BFF?? We been friends for like??? I want to say 4 MAYBe 5 years now and literally adventure all the god damn time. I LITERALLY NEVER KNOW WHAT WE WILL TALK ABOUT AND WE ARE SO RIDE OR DIE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

Overall Opinion: Literally destroyed my laifu and I accept it because this is it. This is my life now and I love them so much because holy shit they are so amazing and sweet and JUST A BLESSING IN MY LIFE WITHOUT THEM I WOULDN’T BE DOING THIS. THERE WOULD BE NO ZUO OR IZA WITHOUT YUUKI

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10!!

[nastoychivost]

about

★ fill in the questions as if you are being interviewed for an article and you were your muse.

TAGGED BY: @terradisirene bless u saku

TAGGING: @marching-man @annuitcoeptis @t3485 @viltismanedar @hailcolumbia @atobylotak @severnayastolitsa

under the cut because it got long woooo

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  “The Russian Federation, alternatively Ivan Vladimirovich Morozov.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?  “Either could be considered real, although the former holds more veracity to it.” 

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?  “I am Russia. You would not call a dog a cat, therefore, you would call me anything else. As for my human name, ‘Ivan’ means ‘gift from God,’ which I received upon being Christened; it was given to me by Byzantium. I suppose I had a ‘name’ prior, but I do not remember this. ‘Vladimirovich’ means ‘son of Vladimir,’ and refers to the leader; it is symbolic, my patronymic often refers to the leader. ‘Morozov’ is a derivative of ‘frost,’ and I… chose this—in reference to someone very dear to me.”  

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?  “I am in a relationship.” 

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?  “Formally speaking, my nuclear capabilities are unmatched, although my discretion is not what determines their usage. I can also be anywhere within my borders instantaneously, heal from dramatic injuries and/or death, and my mindset is impervious to psychological trauma which would render me unable to fulfill my purpose for existing. However, these are not particularly special, as any representative is ideally allotted the same abilities. Informally, I have yet to encounter anyone who could drink more alcohol than myself, which I consider to be an achievement, relatively speaking. I suppose I am also able to put up quite a fight—you might ask Amelia about that. I receive compliments about my writing and my cooking as well.”

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?  “Dark blue.” 

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?  “No. My body does not receive alterations well, therefore, dyeing my hair would serve no purpose.”

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?  “All representations of Slavic descent are family to me in some manifestation. My immediate family consists of my sisters, I have three: Polechka, my counterpart; Natashka, the representative of Belarus; and Oksana, the representative of Ukraine. Outside of this and the realm of incarnations, Misha is my family. Family is not strictly those whom one shares blood with.

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?  “I own a cat.” 

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.  “I dislike false happiness. I do not believe in putting on an expression which one does not sincerely mean. Now, I recognize that this is unavoidable in certain circumstances: I represent a nation, I have had to agree to very disagreeable things in my existence, but these instances are excusable, as my personal feelings do not matter in the realm of policy. However! I will not speak to a stranger and smile at him as if he were my brother. I do not know this man, and this man does not know me—he has not earned my trust. What reason do I have to pretend otherwise? He knows this, I know this, it is plainly obvious—there is no sense to this act, it is not being polite, it is being false. And if he, this stranger, wishes to earn my trust, he will treat me in exactly the manner which he feels towards me. If it is negative, then it is negative, I do not care. I would prefer this over a false face to hide the obvious: a stranger ought not smile at me, it cheapens the act and it paints him as a fool.”

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?  “I enjoy reading and writing. I also enjoy cooking, astronomy, and gardening, although I will confess—I am not very skilled at gardening. If I have to leave my home, I enjoy certain sports, dancing, singing, watching others dance and sing, et cetera. Drinking socially is also enjoyable.”

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?  “Yes.” 

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?  “Yes.”

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?  “A bear. Large, hairy, slow, and some other things.”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.  “People say I am insensitive. I don’t care.”

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?  “No. Idols fall, and sometimes, you are the one who fells them. I find it silly.”

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?  “I do not believe in speaking about matters related to intimacy outside of one’s bedroom.” 

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?  “I have gone to several universities before by sponsor of the government. I would go again if they would allow it or command it. 

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? “Those are matters for humans to discuss. Seeing as I am not human, and I do not believe in musing upon expectations which are both impractical and impossible, the question is irrelevant.”

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? “Popularity isn’t important to me: I am a nation, not a music group. I don’t exist to garner fans.” 

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?  “I find anarchy unsettling, I suppose.”

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? 

“I like to look presentable, therefore, I typically wear suits or a uniform. At home, I wear slacks, slippers, and a sweater. I do not like revealing clothing, so it is quite uncommon that I would wear such.”

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?  “Yes, my family and my significant other.” 

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?  “I would describe myself as upper middle. It is a personal choice of mine—I have lived as an aristocrat before, during imperial times. Although this was beyond my choice at the time, I came to understand that a nation ought not live as his people do not live—not flagrantly so. I find my personal history on this matter deeply regrettable, and although I could live as the noveau rich do, I choose not to.”

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “Not many. This does not particularly perturb me.” 

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?  “I’m skilled in making it.” 

27. FAVORITE DRINK?  “There are few things upon this earth which are as relaxing as good tea. If that doesn’t do the trick, well, that’s what vodka is for. Which I would know, because I invented it, and Feliks is a filthy, sleazy liar on the matter, whose word is debased and meaningless.”

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?  “Do you have a favorite part of your body? … nevermind, don’t answer that question. I will not choose favorites among my own cities, but I will relent and grant that Veliky Novgorod holds a special significance to me, although I do not necessarily favor it over any other place.”  

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?  “Certainly, with golden hair and blue eyes and a smile that puts every star in the sky to shame.”

31. WHAT’S YOUR BRA SIZE?  “I understand I am deep-chested, but that’s unnecessary.”

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?  “I have never been skilled at swimming and the sun burns my skin with a vengeance, so neither.”

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?  “I prefer someone who presents me with a challenge.”

34. ANY FETISHES? “… excuse me? What?”

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “That’s disgusting. You are repulsive and degenerate. Where is your mother.”

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?  “Well…  indoor activities are more to my taste, however, one cannot see the stars properly from inside. To be at peace is to be surrounded by wilderness which has not been disturbed by man’s hand for thousands of kilometers in each direction, with only oneself and the stars to consider. Even I, the world’s most expansive nation, am chastised by the stars, which needn’t speak even a word to remind me how infinitesimal I am—how minuscule man is when in their company. Yes, there is something… comforting about the stars and about space, with its vastness and its wonders. We try to comprehend its grandiosity with our minds—to measure it in numbers, and to explain the complex marvels which happen there each and every millisecond, and in doing do, we fail to accept that there are things in this universe which exist beyond understanding, and I say this as a man of science. We are but a grain of sand which strives to comprehend the vast desert surrounding us, and when I look at the stars, I am reminded of this, and I am humbled by it. Therefore, if I had to choose one or the other, I would choose the outdoors, as the only man to whom hope is lost is the man who cannot be humbled.”

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER? “It makes no difference to me.”