#god Pascal would be doomed at a bath house with sexy Rhys completely full raccoon at having a husband ALL to himself

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where they get married

I'm,,,,very soft at Pascal shyly suggesting his old church because fuck it, he wants to make new memories. Better ones where he can look at the building he grew up in and...be happy.

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

Mid May! Rhys calls it his early birthday present and welp...he isn't wrong. They get married in the late afternoon since it's a good time for Rhys and Pascal's powers.

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

They don't have any traditions since the boys want something for them! Something new!

what their wedding cake looks like

Funfetti flavour since these boys absolutely just picked one at random and both of them are delighted by a cake that has FUN in it.

….who smashes cake into whose face

Rhys absolutely does but Pascal moves out of the way and smashes it into Rhys's. Full bastard mode.

who proposed to who first

I definitely think Pascal whips out something incredibly sweet, like getting the dogs to have little messages attached to their collars in braille and then having Korra with the marriage one on or Pascal having romantic night of loving Rhys and then proposing after weaving a prophecy he worked on for a few days.

,,,,or Rhys sleep deprives Pascal to surprise purpose him but mostly I think its Pascal who does it.

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

100% I'm using this to toss in the very unlikely chance that Pascal sees his sister again so!! Cassandra walks Pascal down the aisle because "I might as well be your dad with the shitty decisions you always take". Pascal is offended but fair.

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

Rhys absolutely gets a beautiful outfit like this and honestly it could be black or a dress pants but I loved the stars and the big star on the chest on it while Pascal plays up the holy look and looks like he's walked out of heaven to hit that marriage up.

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

O hh I like the idea of them having them a woody theme? Nice gold and black against wood and they absolutely play up the sun and moon theme.

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

They have begonias, morning glories and red sunflowers since I definitely imagine they would have sunset themed flowers!

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

Rhys ends up giving a sweet speech about how things are worth going through and suffering to be here with someone you love. That Pascal is special to him and worth more than anyone he's ever met and he would go through anything to be with him (but absolutely gives a more...possessive version of those vows later that night to Pascal).

Pascal talks about how he had always assumed that people would be happy before him. He would live a life devoted to too many and alone from the one person who understood him. But things are better with Rhys and Pascal wants to be by his side, devoted to him and him alone. That Rhys was something Pascal could never dream of predicting (that gets a groan out of everyone).

if anyone’s late to the wedding

Cassandra is and that's because she got wrapped up in one of her visions of Rhys and Pascal,,,Does Rhys want to know???

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

Rhys gets his own dog and there's a small fight about Korra but they agree to share while Pascal gets Cassandra and some of his work friends. Zuko gets a special matching outfit as usual while Korra gets little dress herself.

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

Cassandra demands a dress where her eyes can be fully out while the boys MELT over their kids all dressed up for their parents wedding.

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

Some of Pascal's co-workers give talks of seeing Rhys and Pascal with the dogs and then Cassandra just whams everyone by talking about how Rhys and Pascal could be pirates, vampires, humans or magic; the men before her are the first to marry and the first to tie their fates together for good (Rhys is S O smug at his other universe self that he got there first,,,,but a witch you say 👀👀)

who catches the bouquet( s )

Korra funs after it and the boys love her for it.

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

So many of Rhys emotionally rolling his eyes at Pascal telling an awful joke and a lot more of them kissing and holding each other's hand while beaming so happily. A rather good one of Rhys whispering something to Pascal while Pascal chugs out smoke too.

what sort of food they have at the reception

Honestly Pascal wants anything that's got taste so they get homemade burgers and chips along with salads because Pacsal demands that Rhys eats healthy even on his wedding.

who cries first during the ceremony

Rhys does and Pascal cries emotionally because he refuses to do that gross hitching nosies.

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

I don't think it would since Pascal burns though alcohol quicker and Rhys doesn't want to forget a single moment of this night outside of being gently tipsy. But Cassandra challenges Pascal to a dance off and oh god they're both awful its exactly like B99 of Amy vs her brother.

what their rings are like

200% Rhys will have a sun ring and Pascal a moon ring they both agreed to go all in with the celestial theme or not at all.

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )

They get personalised collars for the pets (and Cass gives one that's human sized??? Cappie whose meant to wear- oh.) And some special Japanese style bath house tickets! (Pascal sweats when he releases that it's a bath,,,,that Rhys can go naked in,,with him,,,,oh god).

where they go for their honeymoon

Probably to that Japanese bath house!! Rhys is a gremlin who needs to take FULL advantage of two weeks with a giant bath, man who can not into alter reality with predictions but,,,his corny husband who sweats when he sees thay Rhys packed the crop and lingerie.

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

Pascal slow dances with Korra and everyone gets into an argument about the best breed of dog. Cassandra also tells Rhys that he's been murdered by Pascal in a universe but haha what are the chances of that happening....unless??? (Pacsal reassures Rhys thay she isn't lying and that it's a joke that...he and Cass used to do a lot to people in the cult)

who officiates the ceremony

Cassandra does since she technically has some form of legal power as a cult leader and used in the Dragonfly Corporation for years now.

what song their first dance is to

My funny valentine

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

Cassandra gives Pascal away and Korra gives Rhys!