#god I love soyjaks but the community creating them is not kind to minorities

[abigblackfly]

My Strange & Bewildering Punch-Out Dream...

So it started out with my family getting these machines that projected holographic people. And like Character.ai, you could project a hologram of any fictional character.

Naturally, I created holograms of all the Punch-Out boxers. However, I was somehow too nervous to project an Aran Ryan hologram.

So I gave my hologram machine to my sister, and SHE made an Aran hologram. (Btw my sister is 22 and has no idea what an "Aran Ryan" is.)

Pretty soon, the house was overrun with holograms. Bear Hugger and Piston Hondo were eating all the holographic food. And just like Character.ai, Von Kaiser was flirting with me.

The most horrifying part was that I saw my sister laying in her bed NEXT TO ARAN RYAN. I shouted: "Girl you have a BOYFRIEND!" and she was like: "He's just a hologram." Aran was wearing a leather jacket like a BAD BOY.

I tried to win his love, but Aran only had eyes for my sister. And she refused to give her hologram machine back. (I apologize that you saw my sister as a chudjak I just thought it made sense)

Distraught, I ran to my mother, crying that I needed a machine. She pulled an extra one out of the closet. However, she warned me that this one was old and had a few glitches.

I instantly ran to my room and booted it up. Suddenly, I was sent rolling down a hill and I crashed into the window of a dilapidated house.

I lifted my head, still reeling from the crash. There, I saw him. Aran was wearing a leather jacket and pants combo, like he was with my sister, but something about him was different. His face was stern and serious. "We have to go." He said.

Suddenly, the WACKY POLICE crashed into the building! Something, something, two random criminals get inflated, the dream gets nonsensical, and I wake up confused and disappointed that I couldn't go on an adventure with greaser Aran Ryan.

btw I AM NOT AN ARAN SIMP!!!!!!!