#god!technoblade

[elysianightsss]

How did God!Techno know who we were? Did he have a claim on our soul or something that he followed? Scent of it? For the Drabble thing let’s get some of this going! Help you get your writing gear back!

God!Techno x reader

Warnings: 18+

God!Techno knew who you were because Gods can recognise other Gods or in your case Goddess. Techno was chasing the men your parents had sent to earth to find you, out of his empire. That’s when he found you.

He instantly knew what you were but he was rather confused as to why you were living on earth and pretending to be a shy peasant lady living alone in a small cottage in the forest.

The jig was up and after Techno had confronted you about being a Goddess, you confided in him, telling him that your parents had arranged a marriage you didn’t want. He saw the solemn look in your eyes and made it his duty to never see in again.

Call it what you will, fate, destiny…

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

the prophecy is true

[croudjay]

May you reign the Kingdom of God with an iron fist and fill the skies with endless potato farms 👑

[luna711m]

“If you see the Blood God in the battlefield, pray that the Angel Of Death isn’t with him.”

Both are deathly but with the two together say hi to Lady Death (For Philza of course)

[gooptroupe]

As long as I need.

a continuation of this sketch

[rodentjazz]

Happy 25th birthday Technoblade!!

[wannadrawiguessplease]

I also drew this some time ago. Not really a sketch,but pretty close to it :)

This is again from @cleanlenins 's fic "Death Shall Come on Swift Wings to Him Who Disturbs the Peace of the King" . I just love her fics man.

Also just to clarify: platonic, i do not ship them, p l a t o n i c

[kala-mies]

War crimes? War crimes.

[mitsufuyuki]

"Welcome home, Theseus"

March 14, 2024

[elysianightsss]

I’m real curious about this kink match so 👀

Breeding, semi-public, rough sex, and size difference

Your match is God!Techno!

This man is obsessed with you sitting on his lap, warming his cock on his throne while he orders people about, Let him live out his fantasy, He can’t help it being the expeditionist he is. I’m sure we all remember the little ritual you and Techno were asked to do, marking and biting, he is the blood god after all, this man will keep his hand around your throat while fucking you, not necessarily choking unless you ask but just there almost like a rough reminder. You’re his. He is BIG so of course this man has a size kink. Being able to hover his big bulky body over your small frame as you lay underneath him speared on his huge cock, his large hands either side of you head gripping the edge of the mattress as he pistons into you with a force never ever seen before. Of course he doesn’t stop even when he finishes, needing to fill you up over and over again. Wanting an heir comes with the need to sufficiently breed you.

[bobobingy]

:). The guy ever

I forgot to color the earrings.

[croudjay]

The Angel of Death, guided by the Blood God

* Drew this piece when qphilza was attacking one of the code monsters in qsmp in that one boss fight

[sandeewithtwoe]

Happy birthday my king!! 🐷 👑

You guys should definitely subscribe to Technoblade he’s almost at 17 million subs

Edit: HES AT 17 MILLION SUBS LETS GOOO!!!

The flowers in the background are inspired by the patterns in a flower forest

[bee-birb]

two anthro best friends and their Incomprehensible Eldritch Sponsors.

im hyperfixating help

[theminecraftbee]

my other favorite slightly-less-stupid technoblade headcanon that i hold to dearly despite the march of fandom is that he is NOT A PIGLIN. he is a PIGMAN. there is a DIFFERENCE. this is entirely based on the fact that, like, okay he's a hypixel and pvp guy, so he basically always played 1.8. so when he got to dsmp and saw the new nether he was like. what the fuck are those. where are the zombie pigmen. those things have weird ears??? those aren't my brothers??? and combined with the fact he frequently would find out something about modern minecraft and go "what the heck when did that happen" i think he's like. one of the last of the original pigmen. the ones that became zombie pigmen before the whole piglin thing happened. he's not a zombie simply because he's built differently. he's sort of trapped in a different era. he's just chillin' though. because he's technoblade and he's built differently.

[orangehalfpeeled]

who else misses minecraft mondays