#goat pupper is now a thing

[clowncalvary]

Reviewing Every Animal Crossing New Horizons Villager (Because I Have Fallen Down The Rabbit Hole) Part 2

Bea: This is what Baabara wants to be. Good pupper, very plain, but more in a classic kind of way! 50 Bells.

Beardo: Looks like a lil gentleman, also looks like he would bore me on a date. Sorry, Beardo, I am not swiping right. 500 Bells.

Beau: Kind of cute, but also pretty boring. 50 Bells.

Becky: I am kind of enchanted, but at the same time I'm starting to think that I do not like the chicken villagers all that much. 100 Bells.

Bella: OH MY GOD- NO. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SHOULD DESIGN MICE. HOW DARE YOU. -500 BELLS. YOU COME ON TO MY ISLAND AND IT IS ON SIGHT.

Benedict: This man should be made into his namesake. 0 Bells.

Benjamin: I imagine that this is what the uncanny valley must look like for dogs. I do not like this guy. -10 Bells.

Bertha: So meh that I really can't think of anything else to say? Just. Meh. 10 Bells.

Bettina: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH. 0 Bells.

Bianca: :0 Now this is one lovely tiger! Excellent form! Please come to my island! I might be bias due to Tigatron from Beast Wars to be fair. 2000 Bells.

Biff: WAIT, BUT WHY IS HE BETTER?! WHY IS HE BETTER THAN BERTHA!? I KIND OF WANT HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD TALK WAY TOO LONG ABOUT HIS GAINS, BUT I WOULD GLADLY LISTEN. 2000 BELLS.

Big Top: Dumbo looking ass. 0 Bells.

Bill: Just give me a better duck. 0 Bells.

Billy: This is just a goat. You just ported a normal goat into my game. The heck? 150 Bells.

Biskit: Now this is a banger. I kind of love this dog so much, the lil eyes are so charming. I WILL get this dude. 2000 Bells.

Bitty: TERRIBLE. ANOTHER FLIP AFTER BIFF. 0 BELLS.

Blaire: Boring, should have been a skunk, that might have been able to save this design. 15 Bells. Maybe 16 if I pretend it is a skunk.

Blanche: Okay, so they are super eligant looking, but not in a way that makes me want them on my island, but I would not mind seeing them in passing. They are lovely. 500 Bells.

Bluebear: Ah. Right on the tin, huh? 0 Bells.

Bob: The smug lil smile gets me, I love a good cat villager, especially with funky colors. 1000 Bells.

Bonbon: Sure. But I am callin' you a basic bitch that drinks starbucks frappes if you have Bonbon on your island, just sayin'. 200 Bells.

Bones: Another very basic dog design, which isn't a bad thing, but I do like a little more chaos in my villagers! 200 Bells.

Boomer: Did they steal this guy from Club Penguin? Was he a rescue? 17 Bells.

Boone: If I see this guy on your island then I am blocking you. If I ever see him on a random encounter island then I am leaving immediately. He can keep it, that is his island now. -500 Bells.

Boots: A very basic gator, this is about what I would expect the gator to look like. He isn't bad, but I don't really want him. 10 Bells.

Boris: His little tusks ass so much charm to this design and the colors work so well. Very good pig design! 1052 Bells!

Boyd: NOT EVEN OVER MY DEAD BODY. I would come back from the dead just to kick this guy's ass, I would say the town isn't big enough for both of us, but quite frankly I am scared that this guy was ever an option. Perhaps I should be more grateful for Nibbles. -500 Bells.

Bree: Seriously, why are there no cute mice villagers? 0 Bells.

Broccolo: I have to assume that they hate mice. 0 Bells.

Brofinna: This is just one of the other chicken villagers, but with lipstick. Booooo. 0 Bells.

[rillils]

hello I see your stucky content in my dash a LOT and I have finally officially learnt how to spell your username bc I read the wolf!Bucky hc (STUNNING by the way) and then saw this on instagram and just…melted

thank you for all your doing for stuckies! xx

Sweetie oh my gosh, I’m actually blushing right now afsafhsgs *flailing intensifies* First things first, thank you so, so much for sending me such a sweet ask, darling, I can’t even express how humbled and grateful I am, reading your words 💖💖💖 Also, that part about my username made me giggle so much xD I guess all of those L’s make it look weird and kinda confusing, I’m sorry 🥺💕

Ohhh oh my gosh, that video is the single most precious thing ever, I’m pretty sure I’m about to melt too!! 😍😍 When I picture wolf!Bucky, I imagine him as gentle and sweet and fluffy as that pupper :3

You know, in that headcanon (and I’d like to thank the wonderful nonnie who shared that amazing concept once more 😘), I was going with a werewolf!Bucky in the more traditional sense, which I absolutely ADORE (pls wish me luck as I try to turn it into an actual fic adfgsdfgh), but also this video gave me THOUGHTS and those thoughts scream Wolf!Bucky + kids and now I can’t help but wonder about a slightly different AU, including but not limited to:

shapeshifter!Bucky who can shift into his wolf form anytime he wants;

actual White Wolf Bucky, because I cannot pass up that chance, it’s just too perfect;

his neighbours quickly warming up to wolf!Bucky once they realize what a big big softie he really is;

the children absolutely LOVING wolf!Bucky and begging to play with him all the time, and Bucky caving because he just can’t say no to those little “🥺” faces;

wolf!Bucky, this massive, majestic, supposedly serious creature, frolicking in the grass like an actual puppy, soaking up the kids’ happy laughter and letting them all take a turn riding on his back - all the while Steve watches from the sidelines, sitting in the shade of the trees with one of the smallest children and two baby goats in his lap, wondering how they got here - and thanking all the gods he knows that they did, because he wouldn’t trade this for all the gold in the world;

(Steve thinking, who knows, maybe there could be children in their future, too. Someday. Their own children, grabbing handfuls of Bucky’s gorgeous fur and laughing, happy and carefree, when Bucky splashes around in the lake with them.)

the kids crafting beautiful flower wreaths for their wolf friend, which Bucky wears proudly - and then unravels later, so very carefully, so that he can press all the flowers between the pages of his books and save those precious memories forever;

wolf!Bucky quickly becoming the village’s designed babysitter; being very protective of the children, watching over them when they’re playing outside and making sure they don’t stray too far; gently, so very gently grabbing them by the back of their shirts when they’re being too stubborn or reckless (god knows he’s got decades of practice with that); herding them back home when it’s time for a nap;

wolf!Bucky essentially acting as a shepherd dog both for the children and for the goats (and groaning every time Steve makes another kid joke);

Bucky being surprised when the children go out of their way to hang out with him, and not the wolf;

Bucky realizing that they look up to him, and see him not just as a playmate but also as a cool uncle, a friend, a part of their family;

Bucky realizing, belatedly, that they’re as fond of him as he is fond of them;

Bucky realizing that they care about him - every time he’s having a bad day, and they come by only to leave snacks and little treats for him; every time they teach him a new word, and laugh with him when he gets the pronunciation horribly wrong; every time they offer to braid his hair for him, ask for a story from him, or watch attentively as he polishes his prosthetic arm;

and Bucky lowkey hiding his face in the crook of Steve’s neck, wet eyelashes and all, when that realization truly sinks in;

“They love you, Buck,” Steve murmurs in his ear, and Bucky knows he’s smiling even if he can’t see Steve’s face just now - he can hear it in his voice, feel it in Steve’s soft breath, in the fingers scratching idly at the base of his scalp. “You didn’t know, sweetheart? How much they love you?”

Bucky burrows closer into Steve’s arms, settling in for their own nap, his flesh hand splayed over Steve’s stomach. There’s a jar on the windowsill, filled with dried flowers and pretty pebbles the children found by the lake and gave to him, the smooth stone glinting softly in the afternoon sun. The smile comes before he can even think to stop it. “I know now.”

[dapandapod]

Pandington!!!! Picture this:

Lambdert and Aiden get bored during winter in Kaer Morhen and decide to start a contest over who can get Eskel to kiss them first 🥺

Kaer Boring it is!

Jolf, my dearest, I couldn't resist writing this right this exact moment! An it got more spicy than cute, I must confess, but that is the way of the Lambert.

Please enjoy the silly boys!

Warnings: uh... frisky boys? Nothing explicit but fade to black adult times. Swearing, blink-a-you'll-miss-it-somft tummy Aiden.

On Ao3

Winter at Kaer Morhen can be peaceful. A time to enjoy the quiet, recovery and reflection. Meaning:

“BORING.”

Lambert lies on his bed, head hanging down on the edge so that the world is upside down.

“I’M SO BORED. BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING--”

“Oh for fuck’s SAKE shut up, Lambert!” Aiden says, sprawled on his back on the floor, arms spread wide and one foot stuck up in the air and balancing a pile of books.

“Hmm. Let me think about it…. No. BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING--”

“Are you twelve??” Aiden turns his head, the books shifting precariously where they are perched. Were they to fall, a certain set of balls would have seen better days, so to speak.

“Twelve inches? Absolutely.”

The books do fall this time, but in a surprisingly controlled fashion. Aiden lowers his leg, catching the books mid air and throwing them at Lambert.

“Ouch. Fuck you, Kittycat!” Lambert complains, twisting around on the bed to avoid the worst impacts of the heavy tombs.

“You did that, yes, and it was not twelve inches, sweetie.” Aiden stands up and dusts off his legs.

“Worst boyfriend ever.” Lambert complains, rolling onto his stomach.

“You love me.” Aiden says, before flopping onto Lambert's back, squishing him good.

“You have gained weight, that’s for sure.” Lambert mutters, but does nothing to dislodge him.

“And you love that too.” Aiden smirks, leaning down and kissing Lambert's neck.

“Fuck yeah I do.” Lambert agrees, angling his head to the side to give Aiden more access. “But I’m BORED!”

Aiden sighs and rolls off, and they start a play fight with their legs.

“So what do you propose we do to fix that?” Aiden asks.

“I don’t knoooowwww.” Lambert whines. “I’m sooo booored.”

“Hm. What would you do in the winters when I wasn’t here? To spice things up?”

“I don’t know? Tease Geralt? Try to provoke Eskel? He’s a hard nut to crack, that one.”

“Alright. So wanna tease Geralt?”

“He is so mopey now, no fun at all. Pining over the bard, like an idiot. He is no fun at all.”

“Fine. Cracking Eskel then?”

Lambert is silent for a while. Enough to make Aiden just a little bit suspicious.

“What about… a bet?” Lambert asks, lips curling in a smirk. “Who can make Eskel crack first?”

Aiden squints at him.

“What do you have in mind?”

“Did you know Eskel is really stingy with showing affection? How about this? The first one to make Eskel kiss them wins.”

“You just want to kiss Eskel, you little shit!” Adien rolls on top of Lambert again, squishing his cheeks.

“Like you don’t want that!” Lambert shoots back, pinching Aiden’s sides in revenge.

“Fair. Alright, sure. What are the rules?” Aiden asks, but doesn’t let go of Lambert's face. “I just get our Esky-boy to kiss me and I win?”

“If you manage to crack him, yes. But he’s gotta kiss you, not the other way around.”

“Hmmm, that shouldn’t take too long. Promise you won’t get jealous, pupper?” Aiden teases, tracing a thumb under Lambert's lower lip, who catches it in his mouth and bites it.

“Thought that was your thing, kitten. Didn’t treat Keira all that nicely.”

“Don’t like her. But right you are. I like to show others that you are mine.” Aiden purrs, and then proceeds to thoroughly distract them both from their bet for a while.

~

Many kisses, and a lot less clothes later, they lie panting together.

“I‘ll give you a headstart.” Lambert tells Aiden graciously. “On the bet.”

“Why is that?”

“I have known him longer. Got a few tricks up my sleeve.”

“You telling me you kissed him before?” Aiden deadpans. “After we just settled I’m possessive.”

“I’m telling you I know him. Meaning, he also knows me, and is likely to notice we are up to something. So I’ll give you a head start, before he gets suspicious.”

“I’m suspicious. But alright. Just because I love you, and I don’t want my little pupper to be bored.”

~

And true to his promise, Aiden made sure Lambert had no reason to be bored in the next few days. He tried drinking Eskel under the table, hoping he would be a loving drunk, but ended his night throwing up out of a window.

Another strategy was mistletoes, having just passed the winter solstice celebration. Eskel only kissed his goat, Geralt on the forehead (which all found very amusing, and Geralt grumbled even louder for the rest of the week) and even a mirror.

Not Aiden though.

Even Lambert found it hard to resist when Aiden wore his best tunic, combed his hair, and managed to get some cream on his upper lip. No such worries for Eskel, he merely used the sleeve of his arm to wipe it off. Charming, that one.

~

“Fine.” Aiden concedes a few days later, as they are laying in bed. “He is hard to crack. Doubt even getting naked would help with that one. Unless, maybe, I grow horns….”

“No naked business, you are still mine.” Lambert says, snuggling up to the Cat witcher's side..

“When are you going to start trying?”

“Hm, tomorrow? Look closely, you might learn a thing or two.”

“Prick.”

~

True to his word, when morning comes Lambert walks up to Eskel by the breakfast table.

“Eskel?”

“Hm?”

“Can I have a kiss?”

Aiden gapes. That little piece of shit.

“Sure.”

Eskel pecks Lambert on the lips and goes back to his porridge. Lambert looks at Aiden victoriously.

“Wait. What the fuck.”

“You never asked.” Lambert says happily.

“That’s what you've been trying to do?” Eskel asks, still all bleary from sleep. Clearly not a morning person, that one. “Alright.”

Then he stands up, stool scraping against the stone floor, and leans over the table to peck Aiden on the lips too.

Flabbergasted, Aiden just lets it happen.

When Eskel sits back down and continues eating his breakfast, Aiden fixes Lambert with a glare.

“You knew!” He accuses, and Lambert just smirks and shrugs.

“I told you that was what they were trying to do.” Geralt says to Eskel, who just hums around his food. “You owe me a gwent card.”

“Wait.” Aiden says. “You were betting on our betting?”

“Maybe.” Eskel says. “And a card of my choosing, Geralt, you are not getting my general.”

“Fuck the fucking Wolf school, and fuck all of you.” Aiden swears, truly cross at all of them. He even combed his hair, damnit!

“You want another kiss?” Lambert asks, still smirking as he walks around the table.

“Yes you fucking wanker, come here.” And Aiden pulls Lambert into his lap and kisses him, just a bit more than a peck.

“Get a room.” Geralt complains.

“Only if you kiss your bard.” Lambert fires back, and that shuts him up for good.

Maybe they can have a new bet next year. Maybe the bard wants in.

[fandom-blackhole]

My dear, you need to chill out because you are working magic in here. And what is this star wars inception moment going on. You ascended beyond the levels of higher plane.

Okay there are is this possibilities why Grogu tried to jump out from the stroller,

He remembered a scene from the action movie he watched with uncle Boba the other day,

Crest better watch out or Grogu will try to pull off Anakin jumping out the window in aotc,

Paz is a goofball who would simply name his chihuahua THE DOG,

Turns out pupper's name is Ad'ika,

Paz is a fan of sw as well and figured out since his dog is tiny, why not?

You and Paz doing Chewie and Leia cosplay,

Uncle Boba wants to buy Grogu real BB-8 used on the set,

But kiddo is only interested in this green hunter's merch,

Paz is a astrological freak, that's why he gave Grogu that book and the telescope,

Paz was taught in the army how to navigate by stars,

But now, selfcare king will tell you your exact rising and moon sign on demand,

Also tea-leaf-reading??

Paz is all about exploring different cultures, of course cuisines being the priority,

On the topic of food, Paz has a sweet tooth,

His fav treat?

Let's say you + whipped cream,

You both also tried thing called nyotaimori,

See, that's why he loves studying other cultures, there's always something interesting to learn...

Boba and you totally wrestled atop of huge dollar stacks after heist went according to plan,

He also, would like, casually, out of the blue would hijack you from work, take you onto his private jet and grant you a gateway vacation on his private island,

Also he likes to wrestle with you in his black lamborghini aventador,

There is not much space, so you have to get really close to each other,

Din is a sucker for massages,

He is constantly exhausted, spending all day running after little kiddos,

He especially loves nuru massage,

Overall, as a natural caregiver he only wants to give, he is truly selfless,

So you praise him, take care of him, hold him close and he gets all flustered,

But sometimes he can act differently,

Especially when you tease him about this Pedro guy,

Then he proves to you way he is better than some actor geared up in tin can,

Head heavy with thots now - 🐣

Listen I fucking live for shit like this, I couldn't stop my galaxy brain if I tried lmao jk, buuutttt.....

Ok so first off before I forget (God forbid) here are some things I thought about before answer this....

Paz taking you camping in the mountains of Colorado!!!! He takes you hiking and you go up the trolley to the top of Pikes Peak

Also, Paz knows the stars yea? Well STARGAZING with him while in Colorado!!!

Wrestling 👀👀 in your shared sleeping bag with Paz at night to 'stay warm'

Also, Paz + tattoos? Yes, no, maybe?

Now, how about a trip to the zoo with Din and Grogu???

Grogu's favorite exhibit is obviously the amphibians with all of the frogs and toads

Letting Grogu feed the giraffes, and letting him into the petting Zoo portion

You and Din look away for one second and the little gremlin is trying to eat the pellets you feed to the goats and you both scream "no!"

Making it up to him by buying him dipndots, specifically blue ones because he has an affinity towards blue things (frog lady's children and the macaroon things)

Buying Grogu the cutest little frog stuffy at the gift shop....

Okay so now to talk about what you sent, sorry I went on a tangent there....

Ok so Grogu running after the frog in season 1, Din jogs past a pond and he gets a glimpse of one and wants to be like anakin jumping onto the Droid except he wants to jump on the frog and catch it

Ad'ika?!?!? Omfg yeeesss its so cute

What about going as Chewing and Leia for Halloween?!?!?

And alternatively, making Din dress as the mandalorian, grogu as baby yoda, and you go as Omera????

What would Boba and reader go as though 🤔🤔🤔 (king and queen?angel and devil?1940s gangster and femme fatale?)

Paz being wiccan/pagan/witchy is so fucking gooooodddd

The second you gave your big three to Paz he K N E W you were the one

PAZ IS A KITCHEN WITCH!!!!! OMFG

Paz eating whipped cream off of you? 103820/10 fucking A M A Z ING

Now, I had no idea what nyotaimori was, but, fuck yeeeeess, he totally loves that

Also Paz enjoys trying foods that other cultures says are aphrodisiacs

Boba and you wrestling on top of a pile of money, god damn that is an image I didn't know I needed, but fuck did I

Boba totally steals you at the worst moments to take you to his private island, but he always makes it up to you *wink wink*

Boba always picks out your swim suits, just wanted to add that

Christening every single one of Boba's cars in every way possible, ESPECIALLY the black Lamborghini aventador

Din's back KILLS him from carrying tiny, but heavy, children around all day

Din loves when you use oils that smell of vanilla (idk why it just sounds right)

Nuru massage?!?! Fuck yes

He totally melts when you just rub on him like that, especially if its been a hard day....

Now, after you keep teasing him about this mother fucking Pedro dude, oh boy does he get revenge

The S E C O N D Grogu is asleep he has you pushed into the bed asking 'if that Pedro Pascal dude could take care of you like this'

.......

I just had a really bad thought.....

So Paz loves children, yeah, and he's always wanted a big family

But what if, when he got older he found out he was impotent, and couldn't have kids of his own?

So thats why he does so much with the children in the community and teaching Din's class once a month, because he's trying to fill that hole

Anywayyyyyy im gonna go cry about this part in particular......

(SEND ME THOTS!!!)

[pkeranodon]

Velvet, cuddles and daydreams?

💖💖💖 Yay hello @introvertia!! 💖💖💖 Thank you for asking

velvet - who was your first crush?

Oh boy, ok my first crush was this surfer dude named Brent. He was my friends older brother. He was tall with lovely dark skin and he had these glowy warm brown eyes. He did stupid shit that I thought was very impressive and brave at the time, like he would hang off the back of moving cars on his skateboard and climb rocks to jump into the water from waaaaaay too high. He would point out creatures in the tide pools at the beach and we'd nerd out about them, he was always careful about not harming anything. He was always kind and sweet. Anyway, I for sure thought we were going to get married once we grew up but I was like 9 at the time. Also, Angelina Jolie, hello bisexual awakening.

cuddles - do you have any pets?

I have two! Lily and Lucky, both little puppers, they're very smol and sweet. They're both old now so they mostly like to cuddle and nap. They have permanently changed the top part of my couch and I'm not even a little mad about it.

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

Oh dang, yeah ok this is kind of a bummer of an answer, but I'd like to be a healthy version of myself. I have like a million things wrong with me, so if they'd all magically get cured, I'd be just peachy. Sorry, that's the first thing that comes to mind. Also Starfleet, I'd like to be an engineer in Starfleet. Something close to a realistic answer though, I'd like to be well off enough that I can travel a lot, be with someone I love, have a job I'm excited by, and enough spare time/energy for hobbies. Maybe also a cheese maker/ yarn maker person with a goat and alpaca farm?????? Says the city person who's been around goats for exactly one weekend while house sitting, but it was a great weekend.

[a-secretlittlerendezvous]

pics of your pupper ??? if u feel up to it their stats (tricks, age, breed, etc)!!

Awww yay!! Okay so her name is Ember but she looks\acts like a goat so she also responds to variations of goat lol I think she’s 5 now. I rescued her in 2015 and they said she was 1 but I’m pretty sure she was more like 6 months because she grew significantly after I got her. I thiiiiink she’s a dachshund terrier mix of sorts but honestly have no idea, ive been wanting to do one of those dna tests but they’re expensive haha she has a fully natural gray Mohawk that I don’t do anything to she is the love of my life and the best thing that’s ever happened to me lolol I hope everyone experiences the love of a dog.

[raphpanda21]

The Tale of Mr Bumbles

Cerberus was lost. Well as lost as a giant hound of hell could be when it was too stubborn to admit it was lost and just turn back. Lost, hungry and tired. He wouldn’t be lost at all if not for his dad’s stubbornness.

‘Stupid Daddy! Don’t need bath! Smell fine! Show daddy! He be upset and forget about bath! ‘

Huffing in exhaustion he stopped on the hillside overlooking a fertile valley crisscrossed with fields of flowers and grain and scattered clusters of smaller forests. Cerberus even as a dog could appreciate the beauty of the scene but it seemed almost too perfect at the same time. A soft spring breeze brushed over him cooling his tired body but with it came the mouth watering smell of food. Coming to full attention once more he began to follow his nose eager to locate the source of the smell and perhaps secure some sustenance for himself.

Wandering down the hillside he creeped into a forest near the origin of the smell carefully crawling among the underbrush as he got closer.

‘Best see who has food. See if is good food. ‘

Coming to the very edge of the forest he peered out from beneath a bush nose twitching as the smell of he food was now mixed with a sweet flower and honey scent. Only about ten feet away he saw the source of the delicious smells. Seated amongst a cluster of daises a small little girl sat surrounded by a pile of daisy crowns and chains a small stuffed bee seemingly her only companion. What really drew Cerberus’ attention though was the buttered bread and olives she was slowly picking at.

The girl appeared to be young and alone. In Cerberus’ experience children always had the easiest touch even with hell hounds like himself. Figuring he had nothing to lose he slinked slowly out from the underbrush making a point to make as much noise as possible so as not to startle the little one.

Stepping on a twig it cracked loudly drawing the young child’s attention. A cherub like face turned to face him the first emotion being clearly confusion at seeing him but quickly shifting to excitement as a smile of wonder spread over her features.

Puppy!? Come here puppy!

The young little girl that looked like she couldn’t be more than 5 summers at most eagerly pat the ground trying to encourage him to come closer. Not one to ever turn down an invitation he quickened his gait coming to a stop before her situating himself closer to the food than to to the owner it belonged to. Giving a soft whine he looked at the food and then at her hoping the little child would be smart enough to figure it out.

The little girl was slightly disappointed at the distance but hearing the whine and following his stare she tilted her head in concern.

Are you hungry? Poor puppy. Here!

The young child smiled and held up a large chunk of freshly buttered bread . Very carefully Cerberus reached out mindful to use his front teeth to carefully lift the bread from her grasp. Safely away from her small digits he quickly devoured the offering licking his chops in enjoyment after he finished it.

The little girl giggled in delight enthralled with the mysterious large puppy. Cerberus’ tail wagged pleased at the sound her happiness and his now fuller belly.

‘She is sweet pup. ‘

Sensing the child’s eagerness to touch him he decided to reward her moving closer nudging her hand in encouragement with his snout.

The child didn’t waste any time eagerly reaching out to stroke his head softly scratching between his ears and around his nape.

‘Dis pup very good at pets.’

Cerberus tongue lulled out in pleasure as the pets and her pleasent scent lulled him into a relaxed state.

‘Dis can’t better get.’

It turned out Cerberus was wrong as a short time later he found himself not unlike Dionysos reclined on a diaz being served grapes by his adoring attendants except in this reality he was a pooch reclined in the lap of a small rose of a child being feed olives.

‘Maybe don’t need go home. Dis pretty nice. ‘

As soon as he thought it he knew he didn’t really mean it. His daddy was hopeless without him. Even if he was mad at him he would eventually go back because Daddy needed him the most. He had the most important job of all the puppers after all.

With much effort he rolled over groaning in mild protest at his now more than full belly. As he shifted his hind legs kicked something furry. Whipping his head ears laid pack at the unknown interloper he quickly located the threat which turned out was no threat at all. Curiosity getting the better of him he leaned closer sniffing the small stuffed bumblebee noticing pleasantly it was soaked in her smell.

‘Pup must love dis lots. It gets many hugs.’

Seeing his attention on her Mr Bumbles she picked it up holding it up for his inspection

This is Mr Bumbles. My mommy gave him to me. He is my bestest friend. Since you are my friend now Mr Bumbles is your friend too!

Cerberus looked at the stuffed insect and back to the small pup not exactly sure what she was getting at but gathering at the very least that the fake insect was Mr Bumbles.

Beginning to feel tired with his now overfull belly and the warm sun of the afternoon beating down on him he yawned loudly showing off the deadly arsenal he sported. As is often the case yawns were contagious and the little one was yawning as well. Deciding he might as well have a rest before actually trying to find his way home he curled himself around her small frame his lips curling up slightly in as close as a doggy smile as a beast could manage as the little one curled into his side. A short time later her soft even breathes leveled out as she slipped into dreamland Cerberus following her shortly after.

The two of them napped together for how long Cerberus had no scope but the moment a scent hit his nose he awoke instantly. A dangerous predator was near. Twitching his nose to take the scent in more deeply he slowly opened his eyes. Too close and judging by the scent it had been stalking them for sometime. Moving carefully he slipped himself free of the slumbering child moving far enough away from her that she would hopefully not wake. He let out a deep warning growl as he made his way into the nearby forest where the predator lay in wait. Out of the line of sight of the slumbering child he shifted form becoming double his earlier size and all three heads becoming visible. Not wanting to waste anytime he bounded off the predator now made the prey. The scent was familiar to him so he hoped to resolve things peacefully but he knew that maddening hunger could make even the gentlest creature unreasonable.

Finally he found the creature in question being upwind it had not been altered to his precense but the snake head which served as its tail hissed in warning alerting the beast which turned to face him the lion head bearing its fangs in warning.

He knew this creature the chimera and although not friends they were not enemies either. He growled a his hackles slowly rolling up his broad back two of his heads snapping their large jaws in warning.

‘Leave. Go away.’

The snake hissed in response a low rumbling roar coming from the lion head as it paced in front of him.

‘We hunger. Eat Child. You go! ‘

Looking at the creature before him he saw the gnawing hunger lurking in it’s eyes. He felt sympathy but he would not allow the kind hearted girl to become its dinners. All three heads snarling he lunged planning to give a warning bite and hopefully scare him off but the chimera had less passive plans . Anticipating his move the chimera dodged his attack slashing out angrily in retaliation catching Cerberus in his side with his claws causing a yelp of surprise to slip from Cerberus.

The pup gloves were of it seemed. Still he didn’t want to hurt the chimera badly despite the painful sting growing in his side. Hunger made a beast out of many. Circling the chimera he waited watching for his moment to strike. The fates were on Cerberus’ side as the chimera so focused on him did not mind where its feet feel and hitting a divet in the ground the chimera momentarily stumbled providing Cerberus his chance. Moving quickly he slammed the full weight of his body into the Chimera making it loose its balance completely. Not wishing to loose the opportunity Cerberus slammed one paw down on the beasts throat pinning it down as two of its heads bit into the nap of the beast a red stain darkening his midnight muzzle even more.

The goat bleated in a panic horns trying to swipe at the two bent heads with little success.

‘Let go! Stop! Let’s make deal!’

Cerberus does not release the creature it’s free head growling lowly.

‘No deal. You go. Go underworld. Say Cerberus sends. Better for us type. Plenty to care. Daddy is kind. ‘

Ever so slowly he released the Chimera moving back from the prone creature which slowly regained its footing letting out a soft rumbling sound.

‘Is far? Terrible hunger. ‘

Cerberus whined softly shaking the only head that’s muzzle wasn’t covered in blood.

‘Not far. Follow stream. It gets small. Goes in cave. You go. ‘

For a moment both creatures just looked at each other assessing the damage done. Both were a little bloody but nothing that would have long term effects. The Chimrera was the first to move nodding its head in acknowledgement an unspoken thanks understood between them as he headed in the direction Cerberus had indicated.

Shifting back to his single head form he made his way back to he hoped the still sleeping child. He tried to lick the blood from his chops with little success and his side twinged painfully with his movements fresh blood staining his fur. He wouldn’t stay long. Just make sure the little was safe and be on his way.

Making his way into the clearing he saw the small one awake and alert looking about for something but eyes falling on him she smiled getting up with her toy and quickly running to his side. As she got closer her smile slowly turns to a look of concern seeing the blood on him.

Puppy is hurt?

Tears start to come to her eyes as she clutched her bumblebee tighter to herself.

Seeing her tears he reached up to nuzzle her gently in comfort forgetting the state of his muzzle . Pulling back she giggled rubbing at the large wet smear he had left on her face smearing the blood like an over abundance of rouge.

I haven’t learned how to heal things yet but my Mr Bumbles always makes my boo boos feel better.” Holding it up to him she smiles. You should borrow him. Mama takes care of all my boo boos so I think you need him more.

Cerberus was surprised he could tell that the bee was special to the little pup. His daddy though had always harped the importance of manners so he took it gently from her hold. He needed to go though. This wasn’t his place and he needed to have his side seen to. Giving her one last nuzzle he trotted away quickly not giving himself a chance to change his mind. Disappearing from her sight he began to trace the steps of the Chimera.

Back in the valley a woman appeared at the far edge of the field calling out to the child.

Persephone dear, come along my sweetie it is time for your lessons.

The child Persephone hesitated still looking to the forest where the puppy had disappeared before turning and running towards the women quickly disappearing from sight.

Present day

Daddy had let the mean one stay the night again and it had him in a sour mood. Wanting some comfort he snuffed around his bed looking for something. His nose led him to his desired item quickly. Although very faint now Mr Bumbles still held the faint scent of the small girl from long ago. Taking it in his jaws he settled down gently holding it and letting the memories and smell calm his turbulent feelings.

[watercolourferns]

A TO Z FOR ALL OF THEM 😜 how about A, M, N, and Y?

You, child, are gonna be my death. I WILL answer A to Z for all of them, don’t you think I won’t! I’ll just take my sweet time doing it. XD

Zayn[A] Aftercare 

Seeing as how Julie can forget this often for himself he’s in charge of reminding him. He will make sure the tall bean has had water and a small snack before round two or before cuddling and snuggling and stuff. Julian never forgets Zayn’s aftercare and the squirt is so grateful for that. He’s had partners who don’t care or forget and that gets him really down. He will ask for a bath, for his hair to be combed, and a clean shirt from Julian to snuggle in. And food and water of course. He will pull Julian into the baths, and snuggle there for a bit, telling him how much of a good boy he’s been, how much he’s loved, and what he plans on having him do next session… which usually makes Jules all hot and bothered and ready for round two if they aren’t already exhausted.

[M] Motivation (turn ons etc)Without a doubt Julian is his motivation, the mere sight of the walking skyscraper is enough to get Zayn weak at the knees. But he’s got other more specific ones: being whispered in the ear how much of a beautiful boy he is. Forcing hands above his head, the mere mention of being in bondage, marks (teeth, bruises, stuff like that), hair pulling (oh gods, he will go crazy if Julian pulls his hair), being held by the wrists or the waist and pulled flush against Julian’s body, wrist kissing, neck kissing and biting, legs being spread slowly while hands are bound, a bit of choking, Consensual Non-consent (him running away from Julian, Julian catching up and threatening him a bit before going at it in some dark alley… oof, the shorty will be putty in Julie’s hands), public sex (yeah, the dark alley is also a motivation). Being told what to do by Julian, he will melt right then and there and he’s oh so obedient. Being praised and praising, he really loves praising Julian, and he loves a pat on his head when he’s done something the right way or followed an instruction correctly. Being a power bottom, and making Julian blush madly.

[N] NO (turn offs, deal breakers, things they wont do ever etc)

Drunk sex if it’s not with Julian. He once got too drunk and had an orgy with… horrible people… he’s very ashamed and disgusted about that. He won’t talk about it either so neither Asra nor Julie know.Lack of hygiene, lack of respect, dissing Julian as his Dom (oh, how he hates it when people chest up to him thinking he’s not “man enough”. He will curse anyone who does that, and will almost get out of control with anger. To him Julian is the perfect Dom and nobody will speak ill about him like that or in any other way without consequences). He also hates humiliation, the people he had the orgy with humiliated him before, during, and after and he swore it was never gonna happen again, plus he’s been called a slut, a whore, and other insults far too many times for him to find any joy in them.Real lack of consent: if you can’t respect a no, you’re a turn off to him.He needs to trust you, if you’re not trustworthy, you can say goodbye.

[Y] Yearning (how often to they think of sex, how long can they go without it etc)

Holy shit! He will ask Julian for quickies every four to six hours… you can imagine how long he can go without it. XD He will ask for a regular session weekly, and a MEGA session every two weeks. He’s got GREAT stamina and has a very abnormally high sex drive. I think the only one who can keep up with him is Julian, tbh. It’s just the way he’s built. He’s capable of keeping it together during work, during palace visits, and he can function as a normal human being, his flirting is a way of letting off steam and he’s got other issues to attent to like his zoning out, so he’s able to function normally. But when Jules is near… He’s just crazy for that man. His mere natural scent will drive the squirt wild…Malakie[A] Aftercare

Malakie is big on aftercare. He’s an anxious hamster, so he will make sure Asra is feeling comfy and taken care, usually forgetting about his own aftercare. The magician has to make him get still and let him take care of him because otherwise the sub low will hit him pretty hard. He likes a bit f a massage by candle light, and maybe a soft sweet snack like a piece of pumpkin bread and a cup of tea. He will not voice his needs unless Asra pressures him to. He just doesn’t wanna be a burden.

[M] Motivation (turn ons etc)

Asra. Mal isn’t exactly a sexual person. He’s demisexual and his sex drive is from normal to very low. I think it’s his BPD and anxiety issues that make him like that. But if Asra is in the picture he will shyly ask for something. Asra’s neck, back and hands turn him on quite a bit, his scent and his kisses will drive him very close, and the floofy witch grabs him by the waist and pulls him close he will go mad with love and desire. He likes to make love softly, in a dimly lit room (he’s anxious about his body), while Asra whispers sweet nothings in his ear. He’s very vanilla like that, but he would like Asra to spank him once or twice, and maybe pull on his hair a little bit. Also, Asra saying “I love you” to him will have him melt and ready for anything the magician wants to do.

[N] NO (turn offs, deal breakers, things they wont do ever etc) Anything not Asra. People who like to harass people in the Rowdy Raven. Invading his personal space (he will almost literally run away screaming for Asra if anyone so much as touches him without his permissions. And I don’t mean accidental touching, but intentional one). Bad hygiene. Multiple partners, he’s strictly monogamous (was jealous of Zayn, but then he realised his adoration of Asra is merely platonic, so he let it go). Mentions of his existent or non existent beauty, he hates people commenting on his looks. Asra is the only one who can, but his way of doing it is so soft and different from anyone else’s he doesn’t think twice about it. He’s very anxiety ridden, so most things that trigger that are a turn off for him.

[Y] Yearning (how often to they think of sex, how long can they go without it etc)

As said above, he’s not very sexual, so he doesn’t think about sex often. But sometimes Asra will do something either to him or not, and that will get him in the appropriate mood. He ca go without sex for the longest periods, but when the mood hits him he will shyly ask Asra if they can do something that night… which will get the shop closed for the day. XD He’s happy that happens, but he’s too anxious to ask for it to be done outright.Dorcas[A] Aftercare

Aftercare for Dorcas is a good bath, a snoring sleep, a BIG feast afterwards and then cuddling with Lucio and the puppers the rest of the day/nigh/whatever time of day it is. He will make sure Lucio gets taken care of as well, he will personally clean him off, help him bathe, take off his arm and have it cleaned, and make sure he knows how loved he is. A he can’t speak and his hearing is limited he needs to pause every now and then to sign his wishes or ask Lucio what he needs, so it makes aftercare a bit slow. But this ball of energy likes it slow, he doesn’t like rushing things when it comes to this.

[M] Motivation (turn ons etc)

A good spanking, he will be cheeky to Goat Daddy just to get a good spanking. And gods, can this bean be cheeky… Mention of ropes, being suspended from the ceiling, Lucio’s claws on his back… a moderate whipping. Anything that restrains him is a turn on for him, he’s always moving and bouncing around so if you have the power to force him to stay still he will be very turned on, and Lucio can do that. When Lucio speaks on his skin or very near him. He feels the vibrations of his voice and the hotness of his breath and it makes his eyes roll to the back of his head involuntarily. Being ordered around, not because he will obey but because he likes to see Lucio display his authority. Being caught doing “naughty” things, even though he’s only mimicking them: pretending he’s masturbating in the shower, just so Lucio will come in and see him and then give him a spanking because he’s not allowed to play with himself alone… stuff like that. So obviously punishments turn him on, so a good punishment for him is no punishment at all, that makes him really sad and makes him repent his cheeky ways.

[N] NO (turn offs, deal breakers, things they wont do ever etc)

The courtiers except Volta, no but really: Valdemar scares him, Vulgora is too angry, Valstomil is icky, and Valerius had a physical relationship with Lucio and Dorcas hates him for it as Lucio is his and only his. Lucio paying attention to anyone else but him will make him punish the Goatman for days.Being manhandled by someone who isn’t Lucio. Being ignored because he’s mute and partially deaf, if you make fun of him about it that’s a turn off as well. Relentless teasing, he’s got very little patience. Bad hygiene.

[Y] Yearning (how often to they think of sex, how long can they go without it etc)

He’s next on the scale of abnormally high sex drives. He will hide in nooks of windows, behind the think curtains, see Lucio coming along, grab him by the wrist and pull him in to have a quickie then and there whenever the fancy hits him. He’s less scheduled than Zayn, so he doesn’t really have a way to count how many times he does this, but he does it every day, all week, unless Lucio tells him he’s too busy, then a make out session will suffice him. He can have up to three rounds every night, and will get lonely if Lucio isn’t “home” (in the bedroom) by a certain hour. Then he will sneak into Lucio’s study, under the table and ask if he can give him head while the blonde finishes up his work, Lucio usually says yes. XD Don’t get me wrong, Dorcas is crazy for fluffiness, but he’s to energetic and one way to let off steam is to have sex with his Goat Daddy, so, he will grab any opportunity he can to do something or have something done. If everything else fails, he’ll go splash in the fountain and woe anyone who dares pull him out, Lucio will have any body part that’s touched his lighting bolt on a silver platter.

[ask-soul-squad]

My theory and random considerations for deltarune

So, the setting is not an sequel nor a prequel, it's an AU. An Universe where the war never happened, the monster were never banished, Asriel never died and so on.

So far, Alphys and Undyne don't even know each other. The Skelebros are new to the town. Kris can mention things that happened in Undertale to them but it may be the player who's actually speaking and not Kris themselves.

Interestingly, and a thing that's both sad and hilarious to me, Toriel and Asgore are divorced even when nothing bad ever happened. Poor goat dad. It was good to see him genuinely happy and hugging his child.

Now, I think every installment of Deltarune will have a different universe where some things are always the same, these things being:

Monsters and humans both exist

An hero enters a world of unknown with a mysterious prince

The hero must decide between saving the world or destroying everything

The hero is their own character, but gets impersonated each time by the same identity: a red soul that could be the player, Chara or Gaster

Sooo. Based on the ending, this last thing may not be a good thing at all. The player may be an evil entity or something.

But this is just a random theory that I made out of this one chapter, which may be disproven in the future.

Still, I also think this is a way for Toby Fox to acknowledge the fandom, by basically saying AUs are valid (or murdering them with his own Canon version of an AU. But Toby has a history in fandoms himself, and is a good pupper so I lean on the former). Soo yeah here's what I think

[shadowburner76]

DO THEM QUESTIONS TOO BBY, A L L. O F. T H E M. /ineedtoknowmoarabtsenpaihuehuehqodbaosk/ ( ˘▽˘)teheh--

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?Not really.2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?Four tbh. I don't really like the dark too much?? It isn't 100% afraid of the dark, more of what's within it and watching me, you know?3. The person you would never want to meet?Donald Trump. I'd probably end up beating the shit out of him.4. What is your favorite word?Fuck5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?A weeping willow! I rlly love them and they're so pretty 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?"Oh god"7. What shirt are you wearing?My 'Gaming Peridot' shirt! Hella comfy 8. What do you label yourself as?A Raging Bisexual9. Bright room or dark room?Dark bc nap time10. What were you doing at midnight last night?Tryin to help a fren out11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?Like,, five? I was livin on a farm w/ goats and a cow who thought he was a goat. I also rlly like my age now bc my birbs, cats and pupper12. Who told you they loved you last?My dad. It was kinda awkward 13. Your worst enemy?My mom's boyfriend. He's a dick.14. What is your current desktop picture?I think my last desktop picture on my sisters computer was Zenyetta from OW15. Do you like someone?Possibly 16. The last song you listened to?Wait For It from Hamilton 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Probably myself 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?My mom and my mom's boyfriend 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?Probably Ohmwrecker?? I'd force him to play video games with me20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)My thighs,, thicc af 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I'd be taller, have a lil bit of muscle and if wank it22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?Falling asleep in the most uncomfortable places 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?Basements. Don't like em,, never will. I used to be rlly fuckin afraid of mirrors too?? I'd scream and start crying whenever I saw one24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.Steak and cheese, pepper, onion, spinach and ranch 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?Bird clipping, some snack, lighter fluid and so on26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?F r a n c e27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?Captain Morgan 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Weed is legal and you can't do shit about it29. What is your favorite expletive?Fuck30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?Probably my Eevee??31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Abuse.32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!Japan, France or Greece33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?My cat. Junebug34. What was your last dream about?Tbh I don't know?? I think it was one where I had a twin sister and bad things happened and it ended up with my head bashed into a water fountain and my eye missing.35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?Are you a good person to animals?36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?Yup. All throughout my life. Got sick a lot as a kid and later in life a ton of shit happened and wowow a lot of hospital visits 37. Have you ever built a snowman?Every year38. What is the color of your socks?I don't have any on, but I love my funky socks. They have wild designs and I like to mismatch them39. What type of music do you like?Anything and everything40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Sunsets41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?Peanut butter and banana 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)Cincinnati Bengals for American football, but I don't rlly know any soccer teams qrivnb never found interest in the sport43. Do you have any scars?Yup. One on my chin, my knees and elbows, forearm, stomach, forearm and abdomen area44. What do you want to be when you graduate?Zookeeper45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?Weight46. Are you reliable?I mean, kinda?? Like I am at times, but then other times I suck complete ass47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?Have you completed your life goals?48. Do you hold grudges?Yes. I hold them very easily and for years at a time49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?An owl and a wolf 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?I accidentally sent a friend a weird picture of my face and I screamed for them to delete their messages and to not look then I sent a crying picture with "hnnng" across the bottom.51. Are you a good liar?Yes52. How long could you go without talking?Like,, three days to never replying ever 53. What has been you worst haircut/style?I cut my hair to ears length and I justSweet child why,, multiple people called me young man too54. Have you ever baked your own cake?Yes55. Can you do any accents other than your own?Yea I pick up on accents vvv easilyI was talking to my sister and slipped into what people would call a "Boston accent" and my sister was like "dude wtf you went all Boston on us,, u doin okay?"56. What do you like on your toast?Butter and jelly 57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?A mask for my oc?58. What would be you dream car?Jeep59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.I sing and sit instead of standing60. Do you believe in aliens?Yes 61. Do you often read your horoscope?Nah62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?J or W63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?Why can't it be both???64. What do you think about babies?Please don't put them in my arms,, I don't wanna drop em65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.Penis

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I would!!!

@shadetheabsol​ lmao don’t use my team against me 

Okey I will answer those I have not answered, I’m sorry mobile users

chocolate: when wasyour first kiss?

Idk, when I was 18 I think?

strawberry: alanguage you wish you could speak?

Idk, all of them?

coffee: favouritecosmetic brands?

Don’t have any.

mint chocolate chip: indoorsor outdoors?

Indoors, sunlight kills me.

rocky road: favouritesongs at the moment?

Well youtube got me on AJR so I guess I listen to their songs alot now.

butter pecan: favouritesongs for life?

Hedley - better days & AJR - Come Hang Out

cheesecake: what’syour zodiac sign?

Sea goat aka Capricorn.

toasted coconut: thebeach or the pool?

Pool.

salted caramel: favouritemovies?

I like the Bourne movies and the Davincicode.

moose tracks: favouritesfor manga?

Blue exorcist, kagerou daze and Pokemon Special

orange sherbet: favouritesfor anime?

Umm Ancient magnum bride was nice, blue exorcist

peanut butter: favouriteacademic subject?

Ummm Art?

black raspberry: do youhave any pets?

Yes! Got a pupper and two turtles~

mango: when andwhy did you start your blog?

Ummmmmmm somewhere in the summer I think? First post is 12 July

mocha: idealweather conditions?

SNOW!!

black cherry: fourwords that describe you?

Tired and Dead Child

neapolitan: thingsthat stress you out?

HAHAHHAHAHAHA… Life

raspberry truffle: favouritekind of music?

I listen to a lot off stuff, not really have a fave.

chocolate marshmallow: favouritebrands of candy?

Nerds

toffee: a cardgame that you’re good at?

Cards against humanity!

lemon custard: do youeat breakfast?

Define breakfast.

dark chocolate: turnons?

ehhhh

fudge: turnoffs?

ehhhhhhhhhh

peach: how doyou relax?

Drawing cuddled up in a blanket with my dog.

praline: apopular book you haven’t read yet?

ALL OF THEM

superman: do youlike sweaters?

Yes!

cherry: do youdrink tea or coffee?

Tea when I have the time for it.

dulce de leche: aninstrument you wish you could play?

Violin and piano?

blackberry: have youever laughed so hard you cried?

Multiple times yes.

ginger: a newfeature you wish tumblr could have?

Ummmm idk? Have the mobile app not load so slowly?

blueberry lemon: favouriteblogs?

I got a *lot* of them, have gotten this question a lot andtagged a lot, I can provide the links if you want.

almond: favouritemean girls quote?

“get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

butterscotch: whatcolour are your nails right now?

The normal nail colour.

cinnamon: have youever been confessed to?

Yes.

cappuccino crunch: do youtake naps?

Not really, like I just close my eyes but I’m still very awareof my surroundings.

mint: the mostembarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

Ummmmmmmmmmmm answering the wrong ask? Used the wrong name for someone? 

brownie batter: do youlike sushi?

Nope, I don’t like any seafood.

key lime: where doyou want to be right now?

In bed.

red velvet: do youwear prescription glasses?

Nope.

green tea: favoriteflavors of ice cream?

Stracciatella!

[hey-its-alex17]

Get to Know me Tag!!

I was tagged by @daycarat  ty

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Cancer

Height: ~160 cm

Fav Bands: SEVENTEEN, iKon, Walk the Moon.... idk

Fav Solo Artists:  tbh, I really don’t know, I listen to whatever... right now I am in a kpop phase

Songs Stuck in My Head: ‘20′ by Seventeen

Current Fav Song:  ‘Just do it’ BSS

Last Movie I Watched: . . . No Ordinary Hero (it was for a class)

Last TV Show I Watched: N/A

When Blog Created: I don’t even remember when I made this one (maybe 2015?) but I just made a side blog @saydaname17 (March 28th I think) that really fuels my kpop phase that has turned into an obsession 

Last Thing I Googled: ‘how many centimeters is 5′ 3?’

Other Blogs: @saydaname17

Do I Receive Asks: no- I have no friends, but talk to me. I swear Im cool.

Following: 193

Followers: 257 (yeah idk either)

Fav Colours: purple and black

Average Hours of Sleep: 6-8?

Lucky Numbers: 17 & 29

Instruments: violin, cello and piano... I like singing but im not good.

What Am I Currently Wearing: pink shorts and navy blue tshirt

No. of Blankets I Sleep with: 2

Dream Job: honestly idk but maybe like a successful world traveler with a popular blog and youtube channel 

Dream Trip: CHINA! (I am adopted. I want to learn about my culture but not necessarily find my birth family), Korea (gotta meet svt) and all of the world 

Crush: um….. i don’t have time for that... but celebrity crush- svt Joshua

Fav Animal: DOGGOS & PUPPERS and goats, elephants, pandas, butterflies, anything cute tbh.

Hair Colour: very dark brown and bleached ends (it was red at one point)

I’m gonna tag the person reading this :)

[maple-and-pie]

Some Questions

I was tagged by @kell0x thank you~

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag as many people as you like so lets start~ 

1: Nicknames:

Maple, Sappy Tree, Cutie Pie, Famine, Pyromaniac, Sara, Clara, Satan's Intern, probs more but these are the ones I can think of atm

2: gender:

♀

3: star sign: 

Goat aka Capricorn 

4: height : 

1.63 m

5: Time: 

Is dead, it is 21:27 where I am

6: Birthday: 

5th of January 

7: Favourite bands:  

Set it off, Panic! at the disco, Fall out boy

8: Favourite solo artist:

Halsey, TheFatRat?

9: Song stuck in my head:

Glass Animals - Pork Soda

10: Last Movie I watched:

Pokemon the movie: I choose you

11: Last Show I watched:

ummm Idk? Black Clover?

12: When did I create my blog:

30th of June 2015

13: What do I post:

Rebloging thinks I like, mostly art and Pokemon stuff, sometimes other stuff too. I do post art that I make here, if it does not fit into one of the other blogs I have.

14: Last thing I googed:

aardman movies

15: DO I have any other blogs:

I do, like 4, 2 daily Pokemon blogs and a Pokemon art blog

16: Do I get asks:

I do sometimes here, mostly on the other blogs tho

17: Why I choose my url: 

bla bla liked hetallia bla Canada fave bla bla I like pie

18: Following: 

I follow 271 blogs

19: Followers: 

307 followers I got on this blog 

21: average hours of sleep:

6-8 hours so I guess 7 hours?

22: Lucky number: 

3~

23: Instruments:

Nope

24: what am I wearing: 

Grey pants, red Groundon shirt and a dark blue hoodie plus socks with dots

Kell where did 25 go? Guess I make up one on my own uwu

25: Got any pets?

I have a pupper and 2 turtles~

26: Dream job:

Animator or something

27: Dream trip:

I would love to visit Canada

28: Nationality:

Dutch

30: Favourite song right now:

Fall Out Boy - Hold me tight or don’t 

So I guess I tag people now, feel free to do this if you want of course~

@crepesssuzettevintage @lazycb @im-crow @dart-the-llama @superstino

[takamoris]

Rules: answer the Questions Tagged by: @adorable-anime-girls (unofficially) Name: Kyle Nickname: Zuipper, Zuips, Pupper, Zuipperman Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff Height: 5'11" Orientation: Getting bi (haha pun) Ethnicity: Uhhhhhh some sort of mixed white. Mostly Scottish, I think. Favourite Fruit: Oranges and Bananas are pretty tied. Favourite Season: Winter foreverrrrr Favourite Book Series: Heroes of Olympus Favourite Fictional Characters: Yuno Gasai >_> Favourite Flower: Chrysanthemum Favourite Scents: Germex Favourite colour: Mint Green! Favourite animal: Goats Favourite artist/band: GF Retro, I guess? It used to be some 1 hour anime music mix dude on YouTube, but he got taken down. Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Cocoa, please. Average sleep hours: 3? Number of blankets I sleep with: 0, usually, but I prefer to have 3. Dream trip: England, because reasons. Last thing I googled: Mipha Blog Created: fuckinuhhhhhh 5 years ago now, I think. How many blogs I follow: 471 Number of followers: 304 What do I usually post: Bad jokes, Anime junk, and Video game junk. Do I get asks regularly: From the same two people, yeah.

[simmantha]

100 Questions Tag

I was tagged by @lxcysims!

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed? Closed

2. Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Oh yes, yes I do

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I only sleep with the cuffed sheet

4. Have you stolen a street sign before? No???

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? It depends. Theyr'e very small and easy to misplace and I rarely have them so...

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I used to cut them for my mom

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear I can't stand bugs

8. Do you have freckles? Minimal but yes (you might mistaken them for blackheads)

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Yep!

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? When people mock me for dumb stuff

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Sometimes I count them in fours like in band

12. Have you peed in the woods? I wouldn't be surprised if I did

13. Have you ever pooped in the woods? ^^

14. Do you dance even if there’s no music playing? Psh duh! Who doesn't??

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? No way Jose

16. How many people have you slept with this week? I am underage my friends

17. What size is your bed? Queen :)

18. What is your song of the week? Body Like a Backroad by Sam Hunt

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? I don't see why not a color shouldn't define gender

20. Do you still watch cartoons? YESSS

21. What is your least favorite movie? Bambi – do not get me started on how dumb it is

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? At my great-grandma's house

23. What do you drink with dinner? Juice or soda

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ranch or nothing

25. What is your favorite food? Pizza or tacos

26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love? HAAAAAARRRY POOOOTTTTEERRRR! Also Beauty & the Beast!

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Me pupper

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No (my mom didn't want to sell the cookies)

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? NO NO NO NOT EVER

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Does in a story count??

31. Can you change the oil on a car? I can't cook so....

32. Every gotten a speeding ticket? Can't drive

33. Ever ran out of gas? ^^

34. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? Bologna and cheese

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Waffles

36. What is your usual bedtime? 9:30 for school but I usually can't sleep till 10

37. Are you lazy? Not really. I hate sitting and doing nothing

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Once I was Scooby Doo!

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Sheep/Goat

40. How many languages can you speak? American and I'm learning a bit of French. Je  suis Samantha (is that right?)

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Not anymore

42. Which are better: Legos or Lincoln Logs? I don't know what Lincoln Logs are

43. Are you stubborn? Yes

44. Who is better: Leno or Letterman? I had to google this I have only heard of David Letterman so him

45. Ever watch soap operas? Nope

46. Are you afraid of heights? A smidge

47. Do you sing in the car? In a dramatic voice

48. Do you sing in the shower? Not since my sister caught me

49. Do you dance in the car? I do dramatic hand movements

50. Ever used a gun? Not a real one but like a Nerf gun

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? My mom stopped taking us after my sis threw a fit because I heldthe cool prop umbrella

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I live for musicals

53. Is Christmas stressful? Not really

54. Ever eat a pierogi? I like the insides only

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Not a fan

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? An artist or vetranarian

57. Do you believe in ghosts? It depends on the story

58. Ever had a deja-vu feeling? My first time was at Disney

59. Do you take a vitamin daily? No but I'm supposed to

60. Do you wear slippers? Nope

61. Do you wear a bathrobe? When I get out of the bath

62. What do you wear to bed? Whatever I can find

63. What was your first concert? Brett Micheals w/ my parents

64. Walmart, Target, or Kmart? Target

65. Nike or Adidas? Nike fo sho

66. Cheetos or Fritos? Depends on my mood

67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds (I hate peanuts)

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope

69. Ever take dance lessons? I was a Sugar Plum Fairy in first grade

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? As long as its successful and somehting he likes

71. Can you curl your tongue?  Wut

72. Ever won a spelling bee? You're looking at the Third Grade Champion

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? At the end of the new Beauty and the Beast

74. Own any record albums? Not actual records

75. Own a record player? I think in the attic

76. Do you regularly burn incense? Nope

77. Ever been in love? Well

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Ed Sheeran or the Chainsmokers

79. What was the last concert you saw? Taylor Swift

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot

81. Tea or coffee? Tea

82. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? Sugar

83. Can you swim well? Yep

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? Not at all

86. DJ or Band at a wedding?  DJ because they can play my favorite songs

87. Ever won a contest? I did but I don't know what

88. Have you ever had plastic surgery? Nope

89. Which are better, black or green olives? Black

90. Can you knit or crochet? I learned how to crochet but I forget

91. Best room for a fireplace? The living room

92. Do you want to get married? Definitely!

93. If married, how long have you been married? Nope

94. Who was your high school crush? Not AvAiLablE

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Not since I was little

96. Do you have kids? Sim kids

97. Do you want kids? Yep!

98. What is your favorite color? Purple

99. Do you miss anyone right now? School just ended so my classmates (some at least)

100. Who are you going to tag to do this next? Anybody who wants to do it!

[azl-poetry]

Entry 1 – My Dog

My pupper is about 12 years old as I write this. She's the sweetest dog I've ever met. A bit of a princess, she's this little white fluffy thing that grew from a handful to an armful. We got her after moving into the new house, so around 3rd grade for me. She's been called many names before– Kikers, ghost pup, doggy dog, monkey dog, goat, princess, you name it. She's grown lazier as time has moved on– she used to run up to greet us but now she just stays in her doggy bed. She still always greets me whenever I come home from college. She dreams. Every so often, she'll be sleeping on her bed and she'll start running. She'll yelp in her sleep as if she's barking. I think she's chasing rabbits. She loves chasing rabbits. Unfortunately, she can't anymore because she ended up tearing both her ACLs. She gets around just fine, don't worry. I miss her. They never mention how much you'll miss your pets when you head off to college. The fact that she's getting older is getting to me. I think about death too often and what happens when we all die. I hope if I die, I'll get to see my pupper again. Thankfully she's still here now. She's been a big part of my life, and yet I often forget about her. I miss her a lot.