#go nuts pls

[demaparbat-hp]

Almost

[raiiny-bay]

some WIPs from the 80s AU i never finished

[ohimsummer]

This is nasty but poly stsg sucking on lactating reader while they jerk the both of them off. IGNORE THIS IF IRS STUPID

no I will not, ur a genius!!! them with a lactation kink is mayhaps a little intriguing….

they’re both extremely turned on by sucking on ur tits in general, let alone drinking the milk, plus if it helps relieve the ache in your chest then why not? win-win for everyone :3 they’re feeling you up all over and it’s such a relief to not feel so painfully full that you can’t even really focus on stroking them off, you have to remind yourself to keep touching them too but they don’t mind, as long as you feel good <3

somewhere in my head, satoru has a teeny tiny bit of a mommy kink…he will deny it at every turn but actions speak way louder than words (he’s a little too whiny and whimpering a little loudly and looks hypnotized as he sucks your nipples and he’s humping into your hand a little too eagerly) loves calling you mommy as a “”joke””

Suguru loves squeezing your chest (just a little since he knows it might hurt) and watching the milk dribble out. also loves referring to you as mommy/mama but less in a mommy way if that makes sense?? like goes ‘does mommy/mama need a massage☺️?’ smthg like that where it’s just teasing :33

[rubyreduji]

SO HE CHOOSES TO LOOK LIKE A SLUT?!??!!

[revenantghost]

Merry Christmas from Watanabe and Teru Vash! [x]

And from Nightow and his Vash cake! [x]

[blue-likethebird]

I really love all the fan content for atsv that shows Hobie, Gwen, Miles and Pavitr hanging out but it sucks that Margo/Spiderbyte is so rarely included. Like she was as important to getting Miles out of the spider citadel as Hobie! She was as friendly with Miles as Pavitr was! She’s part of Gwen’s band of spiders at the end!

[galaxyostars]

The de Rolo kids are public schooled.

Preface

So I've been thinking. I don't believe Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third would (at least immediately) allow someone other than him, Vex, and perhaps the rest of Vox Machina, to privately tutor his kids. I'm using a combination of CR and TLOVM here, as the main campaign playthrough doesn't really linger much on Percy's relationship with Anders as the animation does, but the overall gist is that Anders betrayed the de Rolo family in favour of working for the Briarwoods (and in CR's case, Vecna).

You're the face I saw when murder entered my heart.

^ Percy, to his teacher, Professor Anders.

Home-tutoring

Is it impossible for Percy and Vex to teach their kids? Absolutely not. Is it impossible for them to teach their five kids, whilst also maintaining their own hobbies (and lives)? Eh... it's doable, but doing a Master's degree in Education myself, I cannot imagine the level of Percy's intended teaching and their kids' learning after Gwendolyn was born being left to just Percy and Vex as being remotely comfortable for them.

But then you have to consider what type of learning these kids are maintaining. I think Percy was initially within a factory model of education (based on what we saw in TLOVM) but broke out of it when he was on his own and started tinkering. I'm not well-versed with Vex's formal education -- I imagine she has one outside of her learned practical skills given she was in Syngorn for an amount of time with Syldor, but I imagine her idea of education is probably a little more "free" than Percy's. I like to think they had a conversation about what their kids' education would look like. Vex is not like Caleb and Beau in the Mighty Nein who constantly go to the library for additional information about anything and everything they don't know, but is instead already knowledgable, can deduce using logical reasoning, or goes and asks someone else (not to say Caleb and Beau can't do this either, but regardless). I think that indicates she's probably a little more world-wise than she is interested in classroom etiquette.

(Note: Taliesen Jaffe has joked that Percy probably took hits of pot now and then, delivered by Keyleth/Vax!Crow, to get through the day with his children around ("Do you see how many kids that is? Oh my god."))

I should also point out the interaction with Gwendolyn indicates she's at least accustomed to Percy's office/library where there are rules in place and it sounds like he might've said "Leave the book" because his kids have been taking them and not putting them back (which probably mortified him upon first incident).

Public Education

There is, however, an alternative I do like very much: this generation of de Rolo kids may actually be "public-schooled" (or at least, the Whitestone version of that).

Again, speaking as an Aussie pre-service teacher, it's a lot harder to be a good teacher while also planning to overthrow your government/be a cult leader at the same time when you've got a class of 20+ kids to look after and educate. Doable, but rather unlikely. Vex might've actually thought it safer and more to Percy's liking to put their kids' education into the system they have a direct gubernatorial say over, rather than allowing an educator direct access to his home, his family.

This would not only benefit the de Rolos, but also other lower/middle-class families in Whitestone, as there's no doubt they'd pump that education system with as much coin as would benefit their kids' learning.

Additionally, mentioning the pot joke again, it gets said five kids out of the home giving these parents some peace and quiet.

Obviously there'd be nobility etiquette teaching they'd have to undergo, but it's probably much, much easier to do that in-house than it is the entirety of their education.

I put it to you, fellow Critters: At what point, if any, would Percy relinquish the education of his kids to someone outside of Vox Machina? And, would that be in a regular school classroom with other kids?

[youkilledpetunia]

so yak has his necklace back on in the preview. they’re in the same outfit as the kiss in the opening title. and yak is crying.

i am simply not okay.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

The woman's voice in earbuds: Battery Low Arthur: So you're just going to leave me. Just like everyone else

[sunbunnyyy]

i know i just got here, but seeing all of the laughably bad takes from both sides of the spectrum is convincing me that no, i don’t actually need to be on social media again.

[cosmokyrin]

Man, it hit me that Ruby didn't want to let go of Floating Array and/or Penny in that ep, but she felt that it was her duty to do so. Obviously it's too early for her to do so anyway, episode-wise (lmao) but also

The way that it was raining so hard when she had Floating Array in her lap, and it probably wouldn't have stopped if the royal guards didn't arrive. The way the sun just came back when the guards were apprehending them because Ruby believed that she had to steel up again. Ruby giving up that one piece of Penny she just got back, giving up her own needs and feelings so everyone can move forward and find a way home.

And her last line "Stop pretending we know what we're doing." Coming after her speech about Penny, I feel like there was at least an implication there at how much she blames herself for the death of someone so dear to her. :')

[calciferstims]

tiktokers be like “I am going to create the most beautiful, relaxing, aesthetically pleasing video ever, with gorgeous lighting, and deeply satisfying content”. …….. “and then I’m going to cut the video fifty thousand times in thirty seconds-”

[star-spangled-man]

SUCCESSION

4.03 “Connor's Wedding" | 4.09 “Church and State”

[espeartz]

I am. Fucking thinking about Willion again. Gonna go on an incoherent rant bc I have free time rn

Their dynamic is so insanely strange from a story perspective. They make me sick

”Personification of the Van Dine’s commandments who has zero connection to any other charcter (other than maybe Dlanor) who gets called to the gameboard against his will” x ”The heir of the Ushiromiya family who’s existance is a literal miracle and in every other universe they would have either died and planned a murder suicide involving their entire family and servants”

Their relationship is so strange yet it makes perfect sense in so many ways. They should not exist and yet they do!!!! Lion represents the hope of not only Sayo but also the readers that these characters could get the chance to be happy in some universe.

Will has spent a lot of time hunting witches and grown jaded with the lack of love witch hunters have for the witch’s mystery and he chose to go against his own ideals to show Lion that they can still find happiness!!! Will also represents the reader’s desire to show these characters that hope and miracles has a place in the mystery genre despite what the rules might say

As much as I really wish they both got more screentime I can’t help but deeply adore what we got and what they represent. I love Willion so insanely much it’s not even funny (I can’t express myself well and I’ve only read Umineko once but I hopefully didn’t misinterpret their relationship that badly)

[heroesriseandfall]

UMMM?? “Young Justice Society”???? In JSA #6? Presumably with Greta??

Stargirl: The Lost Children #6

[cootcutebatkat]

Your f/o when they think about you