#go get some long sleeves and gloves folks it's time to forage some SATAN CELERY

[e-the-village-cryptid]

[ID: screenshot from a wikipedia article reading “Heracleum maximum, commonly known as cow parsnip, is the only member of the genus Heracleum native to North America. It is also known as American cow-parsnip, Satan celery, Indian celery, Indian rhubarb or pushki.”

you mean to tell me that this whole time I’ve been calling it cow parsnip when I could have been referring to it as SATAN CELERY?