#go! have fun! cosplay that blorbo! do whatever you want forever!

[proto-caustic-moon]

steal their bones and dip them in sunlight

when u want to cosplay ur faves but they are white and extremely tall

[the-overanalyzer]

deep sigh. gotta do it to you, man. either batfam specifically or dc as a whole. perhaps even both separately. your choice.

Oh, you know me well enough to know I'm gonna do both. I'm drowning in opinions and need very little provocation to share.

For the Batfamily:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Tim Drake. He and I have been around for about the same amount of time, he was the Robin I grew up with, he's got more issues than Us Weekly...love you, boo, hope you get a new name and costume soon <3

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Colin Wilkes!

He's a bit like if Captain Marvel's origin story involved kidnapping and medical horror instead of magic. I really hope he starts appearing in things again at some point (and that they finally admit he's Hush's kid).

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

The cast of Gotham Central. Aside from Renee, it seems like they all just disappeared after the book was canceled :(.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

The Carpenter

One of my favorite things about how prolific the Batman books are is all the little side characters that go into keeping Gotham's crime economy running. So you've got the evil carpenter, the evil real estate broker... Jenna's not all that villainous, she's strictly in it to get paid. She'll happily join the Wonderland Gang to rip off an armored car, and she'll just as happily renovate your kitchen, money is money.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Ulysses Hadrian Armstrong (Rebirth version)

I've always had a soft spot for Post-Crisis Ulysses as the eight-year-old George Patton-cosplaying gang leader (comics! :D), but I recently reread 'Tec Rebirth and it has rekindled my love for this teenage dirtbag. From the moment he showed up on the Colony's ship I could not stop laughing. He's the homoerotic adversary for Tim that we deserve and I want him to continue being exactly this creepy and annoying forever.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

It's a bit basic, but nobody in Gotham suffers like Bruce Wayne, whether it's because of criminals, his kids, his teammates, his exes...in all ways, and with nothing but love in my heart, hit him again.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Tarantula, and the great thing is, I'm pretty sure that's exactly where she went.