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my take on the sfw + nsfw headcanons based on this list! + (fem!yoonmin version by @yoonminist​ dfjgoacnaijf)

SFW

who cooks?

yoongi is pretty helpless when it’s not cooking coffee (if you fucking cook coffee at all) but he makes pretty mean ramen but jimin is the one who can cook basic dishes albeit he’s a lil bit clumsy. he often goes to youtube for tutorials and stuff but it’s okay cause it doesn’t taste bad at all!

who’s the messiest? the cleanest?

jimin is not messy, per se, but he likes to put things where it doesn’t belong lmao but he doesn’t leave clothes on the floor or socks everywhere, no. yoongi though is neater than him cause he’s a creature of habit so he likes his things where he wants them and last saw them.

who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?

yoongi! he’s the type who knows basic procedures but jimin is the one on the phone already contacting nearby mechanics or something.

living space has a leak! who fixes it?

yoongi, but he will fail and give up and they’ll end up calling the plumbers lol

who buys the groceries?

they both write a list because they don’t want anything they don’t need (aside from a few snacks that jimin buys like jellies and stuff) and then they go together. jimin will push the cart around and yoongi walks beside him with the list and his phone out for the calculator.

going out to eat: who pays? who orders the most food? and who has dessert?

i feel like there’s a system here -- when they go out for say, fast food, food stalls, hole-in-the-walls, or a food tent, jimin pays. but yoongi is the one who pays when they’re out on restaurants or even buffets! yoongi eats like a normal guy (bout 2-3 servings, or as normal as a guy can get aha) and jimin eats less than him but jimin lives for dessert! 

would they go to the beach?

they would! jimin loves the beach, and yoongi likes it too but he isn’t exactly a fan of going into the water. he’ll sit on a beach chair under the shade as jimin plays in the water.

who knows how to swim? who doesn’t?

jimin knows! yoongi probably knows how to paddle.

is someone multilingual? do they try to teach another language to the other? how does it go?

no. they have hard satoori tongues and while learning the seoul dialect was relatively easy, i don’t think it translates to another language. they do know a few japanese phrases from watching anime.

any pets? or plants?

min holly! and they own a few succulents just to give the house a greener vibe.

baths or showers? together or separate? any bubbles or bubble fights?

both of them like baths, that’s for sure. but they don’t always have the time for that. when they do they lay together in the water for a couple of minutes holding hands and exchanging stories. yoongi doesn’t like to shower together that often though. jimin likes a nice long shower after workout. no bubble fights because they’re mainly wrapped up in each other during baths.

can they stand silence? who talks the most? who talks the least?

they can. it’s a nice thing for the both of them but jimin cannot stand it for way too long since he needs to be talking to yoongi like all the time. yoongi doesn’t mind though. but jimin knows when to stay quiet when yoongi is working!

who stays up late? who sleeps the most? does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

yoongi always stays up later than jimin. jimin can stay up late but he doesn’t want to stay that late since his sleep is important. before he passes out though he makes sure to remind yoongi never to stay up til early morning. jimin will wake up first and then he allows an hour or two more for yoongi to catch some sleep but not more than that.

who is the highest maintenance? does the other mind?

none of them are. they’re pretty mature, but of course yoongi likes to indulge his baby most of the time. jimin doesn’t mind though cause it makes him feel special. jimin indulges him in um...other ways.

vacation ideas: who decides them? where would they go, if anywhere?

when it gets extremely cold, they always want to go somewhere hot (southeast asian countries). sometimes when jimin stumbles upon a travel blog that he finds really cool he can persuade yoongi into going to that place (a really pretty village in japan or shanghai) but the main goal is new york city!

NSFW

how often do they have sex, if at all?

about three times a week, penetrative sex-wise. random orals are there because yoongi once told jimin he looks good on his knees as he looks up at  yoongi with wide eyes. sometimes when they’re really horny and really sleepy they just rut against each other until they cum.

who brings ideas? who initiates?

both of them. they’re not really shy with sex. jimin is the one who brings the New Ideas to the table and of course yoongi is down with them all as long as it doesn’t involve anything dangerous.

any kinks they clash on?

none. they’re pretty vanilla for the most part but when jimin said that he likes to be manhandled some days, yoongi was a bit skeptical but he learned how to do it as time passes by.

oddest place they’d have sex?

jimin has the tendency to want to have sex in public places, but yoongi doesn’t ever allow that cause it’s seriously too risky cause jimin can get pretty loud. but there was one time at a starbucks restroom.

favourite positions?

for penetrative sex, there are a few: missionary, when jimin rides yoongi either way (front or back), doggy style because yoongi can never resist jimin’s ass. jimin likes to drop on his knees for yoongi, and yoongi likes jimin’s ass on his face. sometimes they 69, but most of the time it’s just yoongi eating jimin out cause he loves that.

dom/top? sub/bottom? any switches?

for the most part, yoongi tops and jimin is happy to let him. jimin is naturally a submissive person. yoongi doesn’t really want anything up  his ass, but he lets jimin power bottom sometimes. also, they’re into the big space little space thing :-)

genital headcanons?

yoongi has a big dick. jimin has a nipple pierced. 

favourite erogenous zones?

jimin has sensitive nipples. really sensitive nipples. his neck when kissed and laved on is sensitive. the back of his ears where yoongi spends most of his time. his stomach, too and the insides of this thighs.

for yoongi it’s his chest. jimin spends a lot of time on yoongi’s chest. his neck, too. his v-lines and the area below his stomach and above his dick.

quickest turn ons? immediate turn offs?

when yoongi sucks behind jimin’s ear, he’s already turned-on. dirty talk. when jimin’s ass gets caressed or when yoongi spends too much time caressing jimin’s thigh when they’re watching a movie. yoongi gets so turned on when jimin’s voice gets all high and whiny, and when he’s extra submissive, and when jimin maintains eye contact with big, glassy eyes. not so much a turn off, nothing can ever really turn them off then they’re at it.

first to orgasm? last to orgasm? who comes the most? does someone ever end up unfinished?

it’s always a mission for yoongi to make jimin come first. and jimin comes a lot in thick, fat streaks. yoongi comes after just the same, but it’s jimin who takes a while to get over the shock. yoongi has to cuddle him for several minutes before jimin comes down, esp from a pretty intense orgasm. nobody ends up unfinished -- rule #1.

favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

hand holding is def something they always do. and when they’re on missionary position they like to look into each other’s eyes like a bunch of saps. sometimes they kiss with their eyes open, staring at each other although it’s hard and awkward. when jimin is riding yoongi, yoongi likes to press his face into jimin’s chest and his hands are settled on jimin’s lower back. 

how are their afterglows?

as mentioned, it takes a while for jimin to recover so yoongi holds him through it. after a while, they’re still cuddling and jimin will trace patterns on yoongi’s chest, kitten licks on his neck as yoongi rubs his hand all over jimin’s hip and lower back. jimin is a nice shade of pink.

who’s loud? who’s quiet? does one try to make the other louder/quieter? how?

jimin is fucking loud. he’s loud, moans a lot and whines a lot. yoongi doesn’t mind. when they’re at home, yoongi doesn’t stop him even though he’s pretty sure jimin’s sounds bleed through the thin walls. but on some days when he gets super super loud, yoongi asks him to stay quiet and jimin will bit on his bent index finger. he’ll bite and suck on it to muffle his moans and whines a bit.

lights on or off? do they look at each other? or is someone embarrassed?

initially, jimin was insistent that they always have sex with the lights off because the only ever time they have sex at the beginning of their relationship was during the night time. so yoongi doesn’t have to see jimin’s face/body. gradually, jimin became more confident so they leave a lamp on, or the lights all the way open. then they ascended into morning sex and sex at all times, in broad daylight. yes they do look at each other! jimin was initially embarrassed about eye contact, but eventually he got over that.

open or closed relationship? do they sometimes share?

they have a really exclusive relationship. yoongi doesn’t share jimin with anyone, and jimin is pretty happy to be someone’s baby.