#gnawer of table legs

[wolfythewitch]

Have you heard the mcyt related news

I make an effort to avoid it tbh

[paradoxlemonade]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨(no pressure)

WAUGHHGG I'VE BEEN ATTACKED *falls over and explodes from the sparkles*

[captain-will]

various odysseuses parte dos

@gnawer-of-table-legs i added the scar :3

[evepede]

For @gnawer-of-table-legs

I did not know how to do this correctly so have yourself a moldy cat adam

[alternates-are-pretty]

Thanks to @gnawer-of-table-legs for the idea

I made some hotel staff alternates

Idk

[captain-will]

THE NOTES?!? @gnawer-of-table-legs

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs antinous tooth gap canon!!!!!!

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs OUR wife

[captain-will]

Mushrooms since I miss doing photography!!

@gnawer-of-table-legs

[sebastianshaw]

Hello all. For new followers, on Munday I often make a post like this of just random inane OOC personal shit, sort of a weekly journal, to avoid clogging my post with too much personal OOC the rest of the week. Feel free to scroll past! -Pretty sure now Peanut is a boy! - I felt like everyone was overdue to know my dad has a picture of a potoroo as his work computer wallpaper - My niece has left, but mom wants Dart to keep living in Dad’s office instead of the guest room. Dad’s ok with it because he loves Dart but ngl I thought it was hilarious that the rat had his own room for awhile. - I bought “Werewolf the Apocalypse: Heart of the Forest” and I’m enjoying it! I’m up to Chapter Four. It’s making me think about one of the concepts I had for the werewolf LARP that I was going to join before COVID hit, a Homid (human-born werewolf) named Water Lily who was born a Black Fury (all-female warrior werewolf tribe) but converted to being one of the Children of Gaia (the most peaceful and compassionate of the werewolves) because she preferred their peace-first ways to the more warlike nature of most Furies. Also the patron spirit of the Children is UNICORN, so I’m not gonna pass that up. My other concept was Lost Dog, one of the Bone Gnawers (poor urban werewolves who are literal underdogs, like bums and homeless people) who was unfortunate enough to be a Lupus (wolf-born werewolves, meaning she was an animal until her first change, a very scrawny doggy-looking wolf) and is. . .pretty confused, even more so than a Homid would be, for obvious reasons. She also may not really be Lupus, she may be a Lost Homid, someone who lost their memory upon their first change. They don't remember how to be human, but have no instincts to be wolves either. So yeah Lost Dog is not having as good a time as Water Lily is. Water Lily is a lot more confident and together and knows what’s up, Lost Dog is very much a lost dog tagging along after others. Both are Theurges, which are the more magic/spiritual-focused cast in Garou (werewolf) society, who do rituals and craft fetishes and things like that, I feel like they’re the caste I’d be best out, at least as a first-time player, just because I like them the most and feel most attracted to them. - I found a guy who is dedicated to making BUNKERS FOR HIS PET HAMSTER based on the city of Rapture from Bioshock and I love this.  - Watched American Psycho last night. I’m not really a murder movie person---I like horror, but I prefer supernatural and creature feature flicks, not slashers--but it comes off like a must-see, and July 4 seemed a good time to watch it. What I found really interesting about Bateman wasn’t the murder, but the fact he, by his own admission, has no internal identity, no sense of self. He has to build an external identity for others to perceive using the tools of status within his peer group---a great body, a fancy apartment, the right business card---in order to have one at all. And his moments of real human emotion come when that is threatened---his saying he’s almost in tears at the idea of not getting a good table, his panic when he realizes Paul Allen has a nicer apartment than his, his rage when the sex worker he’s trying to murder kicks him in the face specifically (”Not the face!”) It’s more than simple vanity or greed, it’s that he basically doesn’t exist psychologically if he’s not being perceived by others. What they see determines who he is, and that’s why he needs to make sure what they see is impressive, successful, enviable. He’s breaking down at the end when his lawyer doesn’t believe he killed Paul Allen and is basically brushing him off, not even recognizing him as Bateman but mistaking him for a colleague (a theme in the movie) He should be elated he’s getting away with his murders but he’s NOT, he’s distraught, because he doesn’t want to get away with killing, he just wants to be SEEN because he doesn’t EXIST if he’s not, because he’s got nothing inside. That’s how I interpreted him, anyway, and that’s what made the film really interesting to me in a way that murder flicks usually aren’t.  - Like a lot of people, I quit shaving my legs in quarantine. I think that the social code for women to shave but not men is stupid, sexist, and frankly kind of creepy. I don’t judge other women for doing it, but for myself, I was doing it just to fit in better with society; I consider myself a very feminine person, but I don’t think there’s anything unfeminine about my having leg hair. It’s natural, I’m an adult, it’s supposed to be there. It’s like saying my face is unfeminine without makeup, it’s absurd. But I also have sensory issues (which is why I kept shaving under my arms), and my leg hair finally got long enough to set them off. I know this might not sound rational to anyone else, but I could FEEL the air against my hairs as I walked, and it drove me crazy within like two days. So I’ve just shaved it all off. And while I still think pressure for female-assignedor female-perceived people to shave as a cultural institution is stupid, I’ve got to say that, much like squeezing a pimple, there’s a certain absolutely depraved satisfaction from it I can’t explain. 

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs it is clouudy (Xanthos would do this)

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs

distressing things to say to your friends

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs https://www.tumblr.com/captain-will/767993691919040512/im-in-love-with-william-afton-again-fuck help

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs THE THE THING

jesus no

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs silly ocs idea

that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

[captain-will]

@gnawer-of-table-legs

This is frustrating.

I love the comparison, but I hate how they are comparing.

They are acting like she is using optics to give herself an advantage. But the device she is wearing is just for comfort and essentially does the same thing as closing one eye and squinting the other.

The little thing over the left eye is basically like an eye patch.

And the thing over her right eye is a mechanical iris, like in a camera lens, but it is NOT a lens.

Different lighting environments are going to be brighter or darker and you may have to squint more or less to let in the same amount of light into your eye. Squinting allows the shooter to get the sharpest possible vision in order to shoot a bullseye the size of a 12-point Times New Roman period.

But if you have to squint for hours for practice and in competition, this can strain your face muscles and become uncomfortable. So this iris basically squints for you.

It's more like wearing comfortable shoes so your feet do not hurt than a lens magnifying the target and giving an advantage.

Both athletes have access to these items. One felt more comfortable without them. The other didn't feel like getting a muscle cramp from squinting all day.

Either would have shot the same if they had or had not used these devices.

Just a funny difference in gear preference.

I should also add, the Turkish dad is the only one using lenses.