#gnarp gnarp but star version

[mewpirate]

A few general starson headcanons !

I am SOOOO NOT NORMAL ABOUT him

- he really likes mac and cheese , it's one of the foods he only wants to eat .

- other foods that he really likes to eat is pudding, strawberry cheesecake , and bell peppers

- he's a picky eater , probably because of poor dieting from Milo because Milo was also a picky eater.

-blasian , specifically Jamaican and Chinese

- 6 years old

- he really picks things up from Milo, that includes swearing and picky eating , along with being a little abrasive .

- he does have a few nicknames given by the crew , like Chick pea , little cancan (a reference to the yellow canary bird) , Goldie , Sunny boy , swine (NAME GIVEN BY HORACE IM SORRY LMAOOOO) , Stella ( y'know how some parents misname you like that when they're busy? That's what Milo does) and Starsy

- unfortunately he finds Milo has a older - brother / father figure since he never had a father .

- he does view Sariah as a "substitute mommy" but nothing can top his real one

- speaking of parents , His mummy is a star goddess (I've posted about her before) . Starson talks about her A LOT but most of the crew thinks hes lying or showing off , right until in an unaired episode where the Jolly hounds went to space and explored the galaxy ( this was inspired by that one deleted concept of Snow White and the prince dancing on a cloud with stars)

- he crash landed onto earth as a baby . The crew took him in .

- I'll explain this as best as I can, his appearance is like a half-moon half sun . Idk just think of Sundrop .

- I took a little bit of inspo after hearing @candle-cove-character-requests 's headcanon that starson is similar to a starfish. I like the idea that starson literally HATES sea stars/starfish , he finds it uncanny valley . (Kinda like that one video where a cat gets scared of a badly made plush of said cat) He does calm down about their appearance in later seasons , but he still feels like really uncomfortable when they are mentioned . He views them as a distorted , ruined version of the night stars. He hates how they feel hates how they crawl (tbh he's right though they are genuinely scary when walking in full 2x speed and a buuuuunch of sensory issues . Milo calls him Starfish / little seastar to annoy him .

- since he is the only black crew member and the other crew members either don't know how to handle his hair type or they don't care in general his hair gets a little matted and tangled unfortunately 💔💔💔 he keeps it under his bandana

- he's a little sleepyhead from time to time during the day , he usually stares out into the windows at night , thinking of his home world.

- he and Kimothy are a silly goofy duoooo I cannot quit thinking about them this duo needs to be normalized they are toy-box coded especially the songs best friend and ET and that one " i am both beef bastard everyone knows I am the ultimate master !" Song by Neil cigara or whatever I can't spell

- after he was killed by Milo he woke up back into his homeworld with his mama 💔💔💔 but in a lil ghost form since star people come back into the sky after they died on earth (IF they are on earth) .

- poor boy barely knows about his culture because he's been stranded on earth for God knows who and has been taken in by a bunch of white/nonblack pirates 💔

- he has a pilled brown stuffed rabbit that Roger sewed him , he named it cosmic ⭐

[phightingaus]

So uhh haiii halloo I'm here to sumbit an AU, it's basically phighting mixed with star wars

This starts off with yo standard sci-fi AU, sci-fi sword, buster rocket, hoverboard, Cybertana, as sci-fi as hyperlaser can get etc etc.

First: it has the force, a mysterious power that can be replicated through crystals but only ones born with it can be in full mastery. Some force-sensitive inphernals include Katana, Banhammer, the SFOTH, Valk and Dom to some extent(though not powerful enough to lift objects heavier than like a pen). Sword knows some jedi tricks and philosophy from Venomshank's careful teaching but isn't force sensitive. Replicating the force through crystals is not new and done to biografts and melee soldiers of Blackrock quite often, though the replica is extremely unstable, causing quite brutal deaths among the biological volunteers.

Second: Factions all originaly came from one planet but spread throughout the solar system with technological progress, the faction war happened over a mineral and element-rich planet in the farther rings(like, Ceres distance). Lost Temple inhabits the ones closest to the sun(literally Tatooine but only one sun), Blackrock takes the ones farthest ouf, Playground is somewhere in the middle and Thieve's den takes one middle sized planet and a TON of moons.

Third, these are for specific characters: Astrobox and Shurifin skins are both results of artificial force experiments that went horribly wrong, specifically an attempt to stabilize and strengthen the power by adding some radioactive material to the crystal mixture. Both were reported missing many years ago and there wasn't a sight of them until recently after a massive subject outbreak in one of Blackrock's secret facilities. Though it was sort of a success because neither died, just severely mutated? Slingshot, Sword, Rocket and Skateboard are bounty hunters, Sling is the one who spends the most time on his day job as the cafe owner we all know and love. Valk and Dom are accountants at a bounty hunting guild, do music as a side hustle. Hyperlaser successfully resists order 66 and escapes Blackrock later on with the help of a friend(cough cough katana cough cough). Banlands is located in this universe's version of Mustafar, lava and rocks everywhere.

-star wars anon (I'm here from the headcanons blog. Throws grilled cheese at mods)

nooooo not the grilled cheese

anyway dang this is a lot but really cool

A. dang so shurri and boom are mutants, but can boom still talk or is it just gnarp gnorp yada yada

B. we need to know more about the bounty hunters

C. is hyper still a sniper and merc

D. ACCOUNTING

E. i would love to see the more "basic" terrain of the factions