#gmm 1711

[nocontextmythical]

you weren't experimenting or anything.

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[cinnaxis]

His cute lil laugh gave me life

[mythicasualty]

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

I think it’s pretty interesting that even the writers think that Link’s secretly(?) into butt stuff... Just saying.

[loulougoingsolo]

Glow-in-the-dark sausage party?

St. Patrick’s day isn’t usually very visible in Finland, unless you want to go to an Irish pub during this time of year, and if it wasn’t for GMM and all the baking accounts I follow on Instagram, I wouldn’t know what’s up. But, I’ve been expecting to see Chase dressed up as a leprechaun, talking in his brilliant Irish accent...well, since last year, to be honest. I admit, I’m not an expert in English dialects, but I think he’s doing a great job. And most certainly, a better job than either Rhett or Link. But Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone! Now, let’s turn things green and glowy!

This year, GMM’s St. Patrick’s Day is a bit more subtle shade of green than in the previous years, as the guys return to their “Shelf Where They Leave Things On”, and see, what happens to things when left in glow stick fluid for a month.

I have an opinion on Bratz dolls which I decided not to say at this point, because they are dolls, and it would be absurd to have strong feelings about a doll. Let’s just say, if someone needs to have their face melt down in a jar of neon green fluid, it’s the doll, not the cute kitty. In fact, that cat is adorable, and I want one. Please don’t drown it in a jar of toxic fluids, please!

Oh crap, too late. The cat is definately lost. I should have known that it takes more than a soak in glow stick juices to remove a Bratz make-up. But seeing that cat...compared to how I felt seeing a Furby get decapitated, this is breaking my heart. Poor kitty.

I don’t have the slightest maternal instinct in my body, but I have to say, seeing Rhett lift that pig uterus with the tongs made my ovaries flinch. In my neverending thirst for knowledge, I decided to try to google what the interwebs say about pig uteruses (uteri?), and ended up finding a recipe for a uterus wok, some scientific articles about creating a pig-monkey hybrid, and a place that sells pig uterus by the pound. Big mistake on my part. I suggest you not google that. At this point, I’m as eager to get rid of the pig parts as the guys are. I don’t care who turned white. I think my face turned green. Which kinda fits the theme, I guess.

Not gonna lie, I love the writers at Mythical for coming up with the descriptions to all these games. In the round of grapes and eggs injected with glow stick fluid, they really went for it: “Which one will glow bright, like Link that one time he “accidentally” sat on a lava lamp.” Link’s face after he figures out what he just read is priceless. This might have changed the way he sees lava lamps for good.

I said this the last time, and I’m saying this now: Rhett feeding Link boiled eggs is not quite as delightful as Link feeding Rhett strawberries. I was very fond of the strawberries, and I personally think Link liked feeding them to Rhett, much more than he likes eating eggs fed to him. But enough about that. The glow-in-the-dark eggs were amazing. I wonder what would happen, if you gave them a vigorous shake?

Well, the guys officially lost the game at this point, and therefore have to spray some JLO Glow in the air as punishment, and to remove the stank of pig’s feet from the set.

In the final round, Leprechaun Chase appears, asking the guys a riddle:  “I always have to work, with something in my eye. What am I?”  Whoever guesses the right answer to this riddle, gets a special prize and the power of choice, when the guys must either squirt toothpaste or pour blood in to a jar with glow stick fluid, and supposedly, create a reaction.

I’m absolutely impressed with Chase’s accent. I didn’t read any of the comments on the video, but he nailed it, right? I actually recently listened to an audiobook which was based in Ireland, and as much as the reader tried, her accent was nowhere near as good as Chase’s.

Link guesses the right answer to the riddle (I did too, I’m so proud of myself!), and wins the power of choice. He chooses to pour blood in his jar, and there definately is an awesome reaction. Chase also has a special prize of...another bottle of Glow for him. I wonder if there was a 2-for-1 discount on them at Walmart.

In GMMore, the party and glow-in-the-dark them continue, when the guys try making balloon animals with glow-in-the-dark balloons. Rhett manages to create a somewhat animal-like thing he calls a monkey with a problem, and Link’s creation, according to him, is an ant-eater who is trying to copulate with some sort of a blue sausage accumulation - and once combined, the two creations turn into something Link refers to as a sausage party. Let’s hope these two aren’t invited to a kids birthday anytime soon.

[link-sans-specs]

Link Sans Specs: Part 3

GMM/More/BTM Season 17

1665a, 1665b, 1665c, 1673, 1681, 1686, 1687a, 1687b, 1693, 1699, 1701, 1705, 1706, 1711, 1714, 1730, 1732a, 1732b, 1741, 1746a, 1746b, 1749, 1751, 1753, 1754, 1757a, 1757b, 1759, 1760, 1761a, 1761b, 1762, 1768, 1771, 1775a, 1775b, 1776a, 1776b, 1777, 1779 GMS: 1785a, 1785b, 1785c, 1789, 1791, 1797, 1798, 1799, 1800, 1801a, 1801b, 1801c, 1804a, 1804b, 1806

[rhinkybaby]

Season 17, Week 10

Week of March 16, 2020

GMM 1711: “It’s glow time, baby.” - Rhett to Link

Weekly “Baby” Count: 1 Season 17 Total: 2

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[mythicasualty]

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If you have trypophobia you might wanna skip 12:30-to the end of the episode. There’s a chemical reaction with blood and glow sticks which cause the blood foam into some ’’octagonal bubbles’’ like Link called them and it looks very nasty and I don’t even have the phobia.