#gloopgolp world

[dumpster-fire-rats]

Some of the guys of all time.

(blacked out parts are Protago-Billy i dont want my blog to get wiped lol)

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Honestly I love going through your blog and (truthfully) clicking "I know neither" to all the options. It's a cathartic experience, almost zen-like.

Yup.

Anyway since I have nothing to add to that here's some Gloopgolp World lore.

The front paws of Anblokin (Miloc's species) their front paws look like this:

It's like a cat's tow beans, but obviously a different shape. The front "leader" pad is mainly used for when things need a soft touch, like for feeling if a pot* is hot before picking it up, or social situations where for one reason or another you are touching someone.

The two "grip" paws are dence in musculature, and can move independently. They allow for a surprising strong grip (however not the most dexterous). This means that even though they don't have fingers, Anblokin can still hold things like chopsticks*.

It is said that an Anblokin masseuse would be unrivalled. However most of them are uninterested in such careers so such a thing is a rarity.

*note: cooking does not exist in Gloopgolp World, so neither pots nor chopsticks exist. These are just examples.

[gloopgolp-world]

Welcome to the #1 fan blog for the ever popular Gloopgolp World! Here you can expect to se fan creations of all kinds from both myself and other's on the platform! I will also be attempting to archive the Recaller's Log.

(Out of character disclaimer: pretty much every post on here, except for posts tagged "out of character" do a bit where I pretend that Gloopgolp world is a preexisting and massively popular piece of media. In reality it is invented by me. If you want to avoid unreality stuff I would avoid this blog. Out of character disclaimer over.)

You can learn more about the characters here!

And can start reading the Recaller's Log at page one or at any page you want by searching the tag on this blog!

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Experiment:

Reblog this post and add a poll of your own to the reblog. You can make it a poll about anything. Let's see how far it goes.

[best-tournament-blog-bracket]

@specificpollsaboutbooks @who-do-i-know-this-man

propaganda for who do I know this man:

Its a pretty fun blog! Its point is electing the least know character

Do you want to be exposed to knew things? Things maybe only 5 people have ever heard of before? This blog does all while letting you press buttons!!

ive been following this since submissions carefully keeping track and learning abt as many of these characters and peices of media as i can (finding some awesome new content to consume) JUST so my blorbo has 1 chance of winning

You know. Of course you do. The concept is wonerful by itself, but the poll ruiner is also hilarious and honestly ? I kinda like Gloopgolp World.

Most character=biggest tournament=best blog

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

u once said Freaky Jo(h)n sold counterfiet fruit and then later said rhey dont have food and dont eat so what is a fruit then

You might think that this is just an inconsistency of me making up the lore of GgW as I went along and not making sure every statement lined up with every other statement. But that definitely totally is not it.

Definitely.

Lets say that Freaky Jo(h)n sells cardboard cutouts of fruity men and tries to convince buyers that they are real people. That is the conon explanation.

[dumpster-fire-rats]

Mwahahaha. All according to my devious plan to get more GgW fanart.

He tried to do a backflip and died. very sad

[chzdavmpr]

The Gloopgolp World Fandom is dyyyyyuying! Reblog if you love Golpin' that Gloop!

I wonder how many people on here realize that Gloopgolp World is a bit from my previous poll blog.

Where my Gloopgolp World fans at? I didn't even see anyone celebrate the anniversary a week ago.

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Ahahahahha! I WIN! Senchi Reigns supreme as the #1 blorbo according to this very fair and balanced tournament.

Btw in case anyone is curious on the exact behind-the-scenes of the final poll I'll put that below the cut.

Firstly, I gotta pat myself on the back for the idea of a personality quiz. I knew if I did a straight up gerrymandered poll against Jaylen she would have probably have BETTER odds cause people who (correctly) thought of my as the antagonist of this blog would vote for her because it was a vote against me. And from there people would easily coordinate 1 option to all vote for. So I hid the gerrymandering out of sight, and made the gimmick fun so that people didn't ignore it outright.

Now lets go over how exactly it was gerrymandered. Each answer to each question was either a Senshi answer or a Jaylen answer. To get Jaylen you had to get more of her answers then senshi's (so 3, since there are 5 questions)

On question 1 you will immediately see my trick. Despite there being 5 options only 1 gives Jaylen. I saw quite a few guess as much so I'll quickly list all the other Jaylen answers. for "feelings on necromancy" her's is "I'm literally a reanimated corpse", For the door you gotta say fuck you, and for my sentence you gotta pick eternal failure.

Keen eyed ඞmong you may realise that I skipped "pick one of the things I just made made up question" That is because all the answers to that question are Senshi answers. The question is purely to tilt the odds more in my favor, poke fun at uQuiz, and reference Gloopgolp World.

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

I miss gloopgolp world :(

I've actually been working on a GgW project in the background. I have no idea when it post any of it but whenever I do it will be on @gloopgolp-world

In the meantime if anyone wants to force me to make up lore for it, just ask.

[gloopgolp-world]

The Characters of Gloopgolp World:

(fanart for each done by me btw)

Miloc

Species: Anblokin

Loves tech, weapons, and things that do not belong to him.

Does not know how most things work.

Kind of a jerk, but has a passion that makes some respect him.

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Species: Robot

Incredibly intelligent

Has no idea what he wants to do, so tends to just "go with the flow"

Very easy to manipulate. He'll know you're manipulating him but he'll still go along with it cause he has nothing better to do.

Zlonk

Species: Mamaxlang

Enjoys philosophy, riddles, and creating a careful plan to overcome a challenge

Very chill. Will gladly talk to you while looking at the stars

Just wants to have fun and do exciting things, even if said things are not smart things to be doing

Tries not to hurt anybody

Amrej

Species: Plexihedron

Is not and has never been associated with any real life peoples. Any resemblance to real people is purely a coincidence.

Plexihedrons are sentient planes of crystal that project faces onto their surface to communicate. They come from a different planet.

Amrej's biggest flaw: is a cop

Tries very hard to keep the people around her from doing anything reckless. Tends to fail.

Endlessly gullible. Freezes under stress.

Enjoys honing their abilities.

Schmymoon

Species: Carsinoroot

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

mysterious backstory and motive

those yellow things pointing to her eye are not normal. Surly that won't be important whatsoever.

No cost is to high to achieve her goals.

Pratgo-Billy

Species: [redacted]

Has a canon design, I just legally can not show it to you

Does not want to be in this story

Acts as a sort of henchman for Schmymoon. She treats him bad.

Would kill just to have a single night where he could sleep soundly

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Btw I'M not going to do it, but since it actually has a source material to pull from someone could submit a Gloopgolp World character to the season 4 blog. If they wanted.

[gloopgolp-world]

GgW - Recaller's Log - page 1

Welcome. I am The Recaller, for it is my nature to recall the details and events. However for now it is also my nature to describe. The events I describe to you are of course ones that you already know, for it is your nature to know them. However the story must be told again. I'm sure you can guess why.

Miloc rummaged through the scrap. He found a robot. The robot was dead. It could still be of use so he threw it in his cart. His cart, Yimba, was of decent speed, fitted with a comfy enough seat atop the lowest point in the bend of the neck. The mammal atop steed fell into a routine of riding between points to gluttonously grab garbage.

He arrived, full cart in tow, back in Hawltoe. In case you forgot, civilization here was quite different from what you may be accustomed to. You are unfortunate enough to live in a world where one species sprinted past all the others on the way to the peak of society, before rudely kicking everyone else down the metaphorical stairs, leading to your rather monoculturistic world. Gloopgolp World on the other hand had no such problems. Species and such progressed at largely the same rate, so plant, animal, fungus, and a multitude of other boo boberies are knee deep in intelect and social structure.

While I explained all that boring crap Miloc found a scrapmonger. They've played this dance many times and have it down to a rocket science. Miloc shakes garbage and gives an inquisitive grunt. If it's truly nothing of use the junker blinks disapprovingly. If they can offer money they give an approving grunt. And if Miloc will want a piece of whatever they can do with it... well that territory was a little less chartered so this time they settle on just saying “That's somethin.”

Miloc handed over the small robot. The recyclist wrapped a limb around the bot and shook it a bit before giving it a listen. Eon clock dead. A few more shakes of the metallic corpse were given as a way to help the scrapper think of what to do.  They could probably figure something out with an ungun but they didn't have that kinda money.

They settled on handing it back to Miloc. “Needs a jump-start. I got the tool for it but I need some material.”

Miloc gave a nod and a “Go for it.”

The ungarbager grabbed their flaust from the back and used it to grab a little bit of Miloc's soul and inserted it into the robot. The light on its front exposed past its broken faceplate blinked to life.

“Life. Again” was all it said. Miloc, wanting to see what kinda loot he had stumbled into, asked what the bot did. “Think.” was it's reply.

“I mean like what's your function? What were you made to do?”

“I was made purely to think. That is all.”

“Lame… Wanna steal?“

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[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Update: I entered some sort of trance and finished the fanfic. It will be posted whenever the art for it is done. It will be posted on my main at that time. For now you can speculate about which character(s) it's a fanfic of*.

Hint; It's not Gloopgolp world. However I did manage to finally get past that wall I was at for that project so maybe expect some of that soon.

Out of curiosity, would you all consider it bad form if I wrote some fanfic purely to invent a funny character to submit to the season 4 blog?

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

So we all know you’re a big fan of Gloopgolp World, but do you prefer the comic or the show?

Neither of those exist. Gloopgolp World exists only as a shared dream caused by stardust and cosmic radiation.

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

May I just say that the concept of the erph sounds actually cool (to me at least) like I would love to try and draw the actual scene of someone fighting to play it

Good luck. Let me know how that goes.