#glom

[janmisali]

Super Mario Bracket: FUNKY KONG vs THE GIANT LIKENESS OUTPUTTING MACHINE

Funky Kong

SEED: 27 (22 nominations)

SPECIES: Kong

DEBUT: Donkey Kong Country

BIO: Mario Kart Wii

[Super Mario Wiki article]

the Giant Likeness Outputting Machine

SEED: 102 (7 nominations)

SPECIES: Contraption

DEBUT: Double Trouble

BIO: a cloning machine built by Iggy Koopa

[Super Mario Wiki article]

[link to all polls]

[patemi-pk]

I didn't know Rumpus was a meme. Not speaking finnish I will miss the opportunity to educate myself on the topic.

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Avvenire di Oggi mercoledì, 04 giugno 2025

[englishlistwords]

Glom

intransitive verb

To grab or hold onto something. "The child glommed on to her mother's arm."

To become attached to something; stick.

To focus the attention on or become interested in someone or something. "The media glommed on to the heartbreaking story."

To understand or realize. "finally glommed on to the fact that he had been joking."

To cause to adhere; join together.

To get into one's hands or possession; grab or obtain. "glommed the photo off the desk."

To steal. "glommed the necklace from the safe."

[dutchjan]

May 23, 2024

[acmeoop]

Fearless Ferris & The Misfits Pitch Art (1970s)

Original illustrations by Wally Wood used to pitch an animation series, Ferris and the Misfits, circa 1970.

[catscraftsandcommentary]

Set in @inexplicifics' Accidental Warlord AU,

Someone starts a rumor that Eskel gives the best hugs of all the witchers. (Everyone knows he gives good hugs, that's not in question, but the best?)

The Cats - chaotic, competitive, and cuddly brats that they are - immediately decide to challenge this. The Cranes - just as chaotic, but in a "can we science or explode this" way - jump in with ideas on how to test it.

Of course it spirals.

By the end of the week, the Cranes have organized a competition - complete with rules - to determine which witcher gives the best hugs. There's an entire scoring rubric. And criteria for who can judge. And who can enter, and how.

Several of the more sensible residents of the keep just back away slowly.

Jaskier, of course, cheers the mischief on whole-heartedly...and then nominates Geralt and Eskel (as a team) and Aubry (by himself).

(The Cranes quickly reshuffle things to add a team bracket. Cedric and Axel start looking for someone to nominate THEM.)

Somehow, the children of the keep - at least the ones unrelated by adoption or step-parenthood to competing witchers - end up as judges.

The Cats are sure they have this in the bag. They're funny! They're friendly! They like cuddling! They even PURR! Clearly there's no competition. Eskel's done for.

...

...

...then Letho dark-horses his way into the title of "cuddliest witcher ever."

[hello-eeveev]

rewatching 111 and I love that Ashton says they’re trying to “hook up with this girl,” and Jester’s first guess is “the little old man.”

Chetney is the It Girl of Bells Hells confirmed.

[jonasiegenthaler]

chi@njd | 14.12.24

[freakartack]

A boy and his GLOM

[freakattack]

Which one of you assholes is responsible for this

[moonshynecybin]

There are naturally occurring tar pits if you wanted pre-gasoline omega marc to smell like a gasoline precursor, but they mostly smell like rotten eggs, which doesn't quite hit the same.

i think we can stick w gas or fire but it does make me laugh to think of how picky marc is canonically about how things smell (he likes ONE brand of fabric softener. ONE !) and how it would be for him to live in omegaverse hornysmell world. this divaaaa

[oniondraws]

Vampire bash!!!!

Although I do see him wearing more fancier clothes to look through part when he feels like it though, even using his deeper voice heheh

i love bashful.

[thegoodduckfan]

One does not simply hate Rumpus McFowl.

I FUCKING LOVE ROMANO SCARPA!!!!!

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Abso-fucking-lutely vibing with World's Finest: Teen Titans' addition of Karen as one of the founding members.

Because good fucking god, before this the team was two demigods, two billionaire teens and a Normal Kid™ in neon yellow BUT NOW?! Now it's two demigods, two billionaire teens and TWO Normal Kids™ in neon yellow!

No but seriously though Wally is the only one who has to like... mow the lawn and watch his neighbor's cat when they go away for the long weekend. He's the only one who knows how to mail a letter at the post office and how much pencils cost at a book fair. He's got superpowers and terrible parents and yet somehow he is the MOST NORMAL ONE THERE.

Which speaks volumes about the rest of them tbh.

But now!!! Karen and Wally get to be nerds ✨together✨ and they get free tickets to watch the trainwrecks that the other Teen Titans call life

Seriously though I think these two are aggressively trying to be friends with each other while also roleplaying their 'cool guy' hero personas, which is extremely funny to me. These two are absolute nerds with no friends in school and they are DESPERATE for a friend and they've just met but they've both decided "Yeah that one. That one is friend shaped"

Wally: you move too slow

Karen: learn how to fly dumbass

Anyway I love them

[fauvester]

VERY them