#glitter is an absolute bitch to clean and Hope has no clue

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Unicorn- The First Year: Crimson Rain

Pairing: Bastien x Liza; Sage; Hope Casey (Lykel)

Word count: 1,125

Written for: @playchoicesficidea Choices October Challenge week 3, day 23, Unicorn

Warnings: teeth rotting fluff, your dentist will hate me and I’m not paying the bill, glitter

Summary: Olivia takes Liza for a day of shopping and pampering to relax after the dye incident, leaving Sage with Hope and Bastien. Hope and Bastien craft with Sage at Hope’s insistence. (Sage is one year old...)

A/N: @sirbeepsalot asked for October. Liza x Bastien family. UNICORN 🦄for @playchoicesficidea October Challenge. I had ideas, Beeps said to combine I might have been slightly inspired by my husband and son’s recent adventure with glitter. 

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Disclaimer: I own my OC’s, the rest I’m simply borrowing from PB for a bit.

Hope sat cross legged on the floor, her baby sister sitting in between her legs babbling happily as she banged two plastic stacking cups together. Thwap. Thwap. Thwap. She ran her hand through Sage’s now colorful curls. “She needs a unicorn horn.”

Bastien gave her a questioning look; Halloween had past, she no longer needed a costume. “Why does she need a unicorn horn?”

“She has unicorn hair, she needs a pretty unicorn horn to go with it.” She gave him a look that said duh, her face softening as she looked back down at her little sister. “Right Sage, you want a pretty unicorn horn to go with your pretty hair right?”

Sage looked up at Hope, her steely eyes shining brightly. “Pwetty.” Thwap. Thwap. She banged the cups together again squealing with glee.

Hope laughed. “See, she wants a unicorn horn.”

Bastien sighed, he knew he’d never win if his daughters were on the same side. “Fine, where do you get a unicorn horn?”

“We aren’t buying one! Homemade is much more special!” She stood up. “I’ll even go get everything we need.”

“How do you even know what you need for a unicorn horn?”

“The internet, duh.”

*

Hope returned an hour and a half later with three bags of crafting supplies in hand. She dumped them all out on the kitchen table and arranged them by type. A dozen colorful fairly large tubs of glitter ranging from gold and silver to every color in the rainbow, multiple packs of paper in different thicknesses, a hot glue gun, a bag of glue sticks, regular glue to adhere the glitter, a few headbands, small paint brushes for the glue, and a spool each of gold and silver sparkly ribbon, just in case.

Bastien sighed as he walked to the kitchen with Sage on his hip. Hope had texted to let him know she had the supplies and Sage had declared that today was a ‘no nap day’. It’s going to be a long day. He’d tried snuggling with her on the couch, the gates secured just in case, he tried laying her in her crib, even letting her lay with Buttons and Pickles on the dog bed, it was like she knew her papa and big sister were going to have fun without her and she refused to miss it. His steely eyes went wide as he entered the kitchen, taking in Hope sitting at the table carefully rolling paper into cones, the multitude of supplies spread out in front of her. “Do we really need all of this?”

“Can never be too careful. What we don’t use this time we can save for the next project.” Hope looked up smiling when she saw Sage. “Hey baby girl, want to help Papa and me make you a pretty unicorn horn?”

“Pwetty!” Sage squealed, reaching for the shiny jars of glitter as Bastien secured her in her high chair.

Soon enough, after a few minutes of assembling cones they had far more than were needed. “Why did we make so many cones?”

“We only want to keep the prettiest horns and I’m not sure what will look best with her hair.” Hope replied reaching for the bottle of Elmer’s glue and a paintbrush. She started to paint the outside of the first cone with the glue. She scrutinized Sage’s hair before picking up the lime green, pink and silver glitters. She opened the green glitter, shaking it gently over the glue, a light dusting of glitter covered the cone. She appraised the cone with a thoughtful look, she upended the tub of glitter tapping it hard on the bottom. Glitter cascaded out, landing in piles on the table and forming a thick layer on the cone. “Oops.”

Bastien stared at his daughter in abject horror as she sat the glitter down near Sage’s tray. “Aren’t you going to clean up the glitter?”

Hope shook her head, blonde locks flying around her head. “I’ll get it later, I mean, how much of a mess can it make?” She picked up the cone, shaking off the excess glitter. She laid it on its side, moving to paint the next side with glue.

Sage leaned forward in her seat, her meaty hand grabbing the tub of glitter. “Sparkwie!” She shrieked, waving her hand in the air, bright green glitter flying from the open jar.

“Oh. No.” Bastien shouted as he jumped from his seat, quickly moving to her high chair to try to disarm his daughter. This time it wasn’t my fault. “Come on baby girl, give Papa the glitter.” He said as he tried to gently catch her moving arm, the glitter continuing to rain down on the floor.

“NO!” Sage shouted, scrunching up her face as she raised the now half empty tub of glitter up over her head. She giggled as the green glitter fell over her. She shrieked as Bastien carefully took the tub from her.

Bastien felt his heart break, he never wanted to be the reason his princess cried but as he looked at the glitter covering the high chair and the floor around it, he stayed strong. We have enough of a mess as is. He put the jar in the center of the table, before unfastening her from her seat. He picked up his crying daughter, carefully cradling her to his chest. “I’m sorry papa made you cry, but that’s not something for you to play with.”

Sage sniffled, rubbing her face into his chest as he rubbed her back in circles.

“Done!” Hope exclaimed jumping up proudly holding up a tricolored horn affixed to a headband. “You want to wear it Sage?”

Sage lifted her head looking at the bright, sparkly headband, she nodded her head.

Hope carefully placed the headband upon Sage’s head, carefully fluffing her multicolored curls to hide the white plastic, flecks of glitter flying up into the air. “Aren’t you the prettiest unicorn?”

“What happened in here?”

Bastien turned, offering Liza and Olivia a tentative smile. “Hope thought Sage needed a unicorn horn to go with her unicorn hair and she left the glitter too close to Sage.”

“I’ll clean it up. It’s my fault I wasn't careful, but I will get every spec of glitter up.” Hope added.

Liza snorted, Hope had no idea how hard it was to clean glitter. “Okay then.” She reached for her daughter who was now rubbing her eyes. “Let’s see if you’ll take your nap for mama. I know you didn’t want to miss all the excitement did you?” Sage rested her head on Liza’s shoulder, glitter floating off her hair onto Liza. Liza smiled kissing her daughter on the head. “Good luck Hope.” You’re gonna need it.

A/N: Hope is following this tutorial, but decided that glitter is better than tulle and sequins. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EM9udMbTfbk

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Sentence Starters from my Favorite Fanfics (Part 4)

“You knew? You fucking knew and you let it happen?”

“There’s more at stake here than you realize. We took a calculated risk.”

“Yeah, well, it won’t be the first time.”

“I will kill you if you cut me out right now, you fucking bastard.”

“Maybe they’re making you a goodbye montage.”

“Can we not joke about that?”

“Yeah, no, we’re not going to speculate on him right now. Please.”

“Logic is a bitch sometimes.”

“Mistakes were made.”

“Okay, obviously you’re not impressed with me at the moment but really? I don’t have a fucking explanation!”

“Go ahead. Explain yourself.”

“How about the truth? I’d kinda like that version please.”

“She’s an absolute delight.”

“You should work on your cover. Your office building doesn’t exist. And whoever is taking care of your apartment is doing a really bad job of it.”

“They can’t know, alright? I’ve put you in enough danger as it is.”

“Does that mean what it sounds like?”

“Looks like this is goodbye.”

“Maybe we can figure out an explanation about why that happened today…”

“You want me to walk into that office and take your mums.”

“Can I at least take your gun?”

“I thought we had a talk about personal bubbles.”

“He was brilliant, absolutely fucking genius.”

“Frankly he’s acting like a tool.”

“Is your phone off?”

“I hate it when you talk in riddles.”

“It was on when I kind of threw it into oncoming traffic.”

“Is there someone else in my fucking eyeline?”

“Your friends are delightful. I’ve never met such brilliant specimens.”

“I think you just got invited over to my place for a sleepover.”

“Wan’ som’ pizza?”

“Safety and survival is always our primary objective.”

“I took care of him, I protected him, I was there for him every step of the way. And he didn’t just watch me fall, he pushed me down.”

“I loved you strongest. But you know what I found out? You loved me longest. So yeah. Yeah, you’re worth my life. If it came down to that.”

“I won’t go to your funeral.”

“Is that your acquiescence?”

“I have never been more livid at you than I am now.”

“Now tell me. Do you want to get a miserable three hours of sleep, or would you rather watch Tron with me?”

“Is my reply even necessary?”

“You won’t answer my phone calls or texts and I know I accused you yesterday, but I was just stressed out and please don’t hate me.”

“Do I have to hug you to convince you?”

“What the hell is wrong with everyone in this company?”

“That has yet to be disproven.”

“Why are you lying on the floor?”

“I’m considering the ceiling.”

“This ceiling, I have been assured, is above the floor, and attaches to the walls. Quite rare, I would imagine.”

“You were always the right friend for me.”

“He keeps glitter in his desk drawer for ‘emergency arts-and-crafts needs.’”

“Please remind me why I haven’t fired him yet.”

“Every village needs an idiot.”

“That was on a level of cattiness that I would except from one of the many women I’ve offended. Congratulations, you should feel very proud of yourself.”

“I can’t have you like this. This is a serious place of business.”

“I need a picture of this for my collage.”

“I hate you. I hate you so much, how could you do that and leave me here with this idiot?”

“Do you understand that this is an assignment and not a fucking role-playing therapy session?”

“I told you, you no good, stubborn asshole!”

“Shut the fuck up and let someone take care of you for once.”

“He just saw a billionaire in the bathroom with his shirt off, moaning, with the hot girl he’s been flirting with for weeks on top of him. I think his mind jumped to other conclusions.”

“Shit, do I really have to get stitches?”

“This is going to be so cool when I think about it tomorrow but right now I’m freaking out.”.

“You are so in for a lecture tonight. And once your wound is healed, I’m going to kick your ass.”

“I swear, I’m usually really good at making up excuses.”

“You’re not used to lying to us. That’s a good thing.”

“He dies all the time, it’s really not a big deal.”

“Great day, isn’t it? Thanks for joining us for the matinee. Be sure to catch the show after dinner.”

“It’s not like you’re exactly a stranger to bathroom sex.”

“You guys had sex in the bathroom?”

“You guys were hooking up and never told me? I thought we were friends!”

“Will someone please explain what you’re all talking about?”

“No one bothered to have sex with me in the bathroom.”

“I can sleep with whoever the fuck I want to. And it’s none of your damn business.”

“You’re admitting you slept with him?”

“I hope it was worth it because you will never find work ever again. Where the fuck is security?”

“She was trying to rile you up.”

“Do you like me? Like like me?”

“Are you in junior high?”

“I’m CEO, I can do whatever the fuck I want.”

“Are you trying to ruin me?”

“What? Why is everyone accusing me of sleeping with someone today? Is it the way I dress? It’s suggestive, isn’t it?"

“You promised me you would let me know when you were too far gone.”

“It’s not a fucking fling, okay? It’s everything I’ve been wanting, what I waited years for.”

“My life shattered once and I managed to put it back together without anyone’s help.”

“What happens when it’s all over? Who’s going to pick up the pieces of your life then?”

“Don’t come crying to me when he breaks you again.”

“Is there something you’d like to get off your chest?”

“You guys totally hooked up, didn’t you?”

“Hey hot stuff.”

“I look the same as I did at the beginning of the day.”

“I will ruin you. Just you wait. I have plans. Dirty, naughty, disgustingly sexy plans.”

“You’re my accomplice. If I’m going down for this, I’m taking you with me.”

“I can’t believe we did that.”

“Do you literally have no food at your house?”

“I just finished explaining that I have no food in my place. Why would I know where any market was, let alone the closest one?”

“You’ve never gone to a supermarket? At all? After all the years you’ve lived here?”

“You don’t even do your laundry, do you?”

“I have more important things to think about then how clean clothes end up in my closet.”

“I have a highly sophisticated sense of humor.”

“I weep for intellectica.”

“That’s not a word.”

“You can’t just make up words. That defeats the entire purpose of language. What’s the point of a dictionary if we can just make up random sounds and say they’re words?”

“I’ll send my apologies to Webster.”

“The postage will set you back quite a lot. Delivery to the dead is pricey. You’ll have to hire a zombie or something.”

“Why does everyone think it’s necessary to shove vegetables down my throat? I might die of Vitamin C overdoes one day. What will you all say then?”

“Tsk, there goes all hope I had for your sense of humor.”

“My vision is perfect, just like the rest of my body.”

“You’ll get enough of a chance tonight to evaluate my body tonight to your heart’s content.”

“You just propositioned me in the car.”

“Let’s not be hasty now.”

“If I’m going to have sugar for breakfast – and I am, by the way, even you can’t stop that – it’s going to have chocolate in it.”

“Maybe you shouldn’t say that where, you know, children could be.”

“I do not have Bambi eyes. Who’s been saying I have Bambi eyes?”

“I have very manly, very non-Disney, very sexy eyes.”

“You have a Slap Chop. When have you ever used a Slap Chop? Why would you even buy it?”

“Why the fuck do you have a bullet wound? And what looks like a fresh one?”

“I have every right to know. I love you.”

“You have never loved me.”

“You have no idea what I’ve done for you, what I’ve felt for you over the years.”

“You think you know me so well but you don’t have a fucking clue.”

“You wanted me for my money. And when you didn’t need it anymore, you threw me away.”

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Unicorn- The First Year: Crimson Rain

Pairing: Bastien x Liza; Sage; Hope Casey (Lykel)

Word count: 1,125

Written for: @playchoicesficidea Choices October Challenge week 3, day 23, Unicorn

Warnings: teeth rotting fluff, your dentist will hate me and I’m not paying the bill, glitter

Summary: Olivia takes Liza for a day of shopping and pampering to relax after the dye incident, leaving Sage with Hope and Bastien. Hope and Bastien craft with Sage at Hope’s insistence. (Sage is one year old…)

A/N: @sirbeepsalot asked for October. Liza x Bastien family. UNICORN 🦄for @playchoicesficidea October Challenge. I had ideas, Beeps said to combine I might have been slightly inspired by my husband and son’s recent adventure with glitter. 

Let me know if you want to be added or removed from the taglist.

Disclaimer: I own my OC’s, the rest I’m simply borrowing from PB for a bit.

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