#glee crew

[rexsterss]

The Kiners are right of course, their kisses would need to have their own show

This is not the first time they want clonexclone action babes

[klainegifs]

Blaine Anderson's Guide to Preppy Style: Embroidered Chinos

Also known as "critter pants" because they often feature tiny embroidered critters (usually of the marine variety, ex.: whales, lobsters, crabs), Blaine's love for this coastal grandpa staple began at an early age.

[blossoms-and-possums]

maturing is watching glee season 2 episode 12 silly love songs and realising ‘when i get you alone’ is one of the best and most fun performances in the entire series and is one hundred percent the best warblers song teenage dream can kiss my ass

[teabookgremlin]

just realized that “creep” (radiohead, glee, and/or book of life version) will likely be in my works spotify wrapped this year

[misterbaritone]

If anime has taught me one thing, it’s that mofos named “Enrico” should be taken down on the SPOT

[special-bc-ur-part-of-it]

surprise, surprise I have a short fic to share (that I definitely didn't write instead of writing one of my many preexisting WIPs nope no way haha)

but first, a very brief story time: this post crossed my dash, and I tagged it with "everything is a klaine prompt," and then someone (@cerriddwenluna) screenshotted the tag with the post and dropped it in the Lima Bean discord server, and then the idea got expanded on by The Crew and I couldn't stop thinking about it, so this happened:

wait one more thing before I give you the fic! big thanks to @quizasvivamos for beta reading and also helping brainstorm potential titles/getting my brain juices flowing to actually title it. love you <3

okay I'll shut up and give you fic now:

Zip Tease

Summary: A college party where everyone is a little drunker than they should be, an open fly, and a dare.

Inspired by a post and brainstormed by The Lima Bean discord crew.

The apartment—whoever's it is and whatever the party is for, Kurt doesn't remember at this point, except that it's not his apartment and one of his friends knows the host— is crowded and hot and loud, everyone's probably a little drunker than they should be, and the party atmosphere only adds to the collective state of intoxication they're all in. 

Kurt's sitting on the floor in a circle of his friend group in one corner of the apartment, and Santana leans into him a little too much as she half laughs, half slurs, "Okay, okay, Kurt, your turn. Fun dare or boring truth?"

keep reading on ao3

[mastersoftheair]

a collection of pictures from a member of MotA's makeup team!

[yakksalot]

hi i dont know if anybodys seen the update for the phantom blood musical but it has me losing my mind all over again wondering what they'll do EVERYBODY LOOKS SO GOOODD NOW I NEED TO SEE WHAT THE PROPS AND THE SETS ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

[potatoesandsunshine]

the BEST moment in glee was rolling in the deep. but the MOST glee moment was the bohemian rhapsody/quinn's labor mashup

[dxrknessembr8ced]

12:56 A.M.

With Metro city and the world no longer fill with the plague, instead soon the city have become a civil war between makai's oldest denizens being the horrors. However there are particular groups of horrors that do not care about this war, jedah or their motives and the politics within makai. These horrors are closely related to the legendary horrors but nowhere near as close as them as they are the ady slate horrors, horrors that were once used to seal away the messiah's tear Eyrith. The first and most sadistic amongst them is the bat like ady slate horror Gogeet or simply Mato walking over towards one of the horrors lying on the ground injured from it's attack. Mato stepped on the creature on it's chest staring down as it as it squirmed and squealed.

Watching from the distance is the one girl who isn't an ady slate horror herself, in fact the girl was adopted into the group of the Ady slate horrors along with her twin sister whose at the moment nowhere to be seen at the moment, sounds familiar? The girl is shockingly half horror and half jiangshi all created by jedah himself as a way to create the most powerful weapon in all of makai but turn into a big mistake as she and her sister rebelled against him and soon are adopted by the ady slate horrors as one dysfunctional family. They're the horrific clones of Hsien-Ko and Mei-Ling, the first being Jaaku the twisted abomination that is created using the DNA and the blood of the sisters combined with the twisted of makai magic alongside her sister. Jaaku unlike her sister, is a creature who enjoys killing other horrors and darkstalkers along with humans eating them as food. But due to being a half horror Jaaku eats different kinds of food as like now? She's eating an apple while she is watching her uncle kill the horror under his feet.

" Good catch uncle! "

Gogeet turned around and chuckled at his nephew praising him for a job well done in killing the horror in front of them. Gogeet in the group is a sadistic sociopath towards all who isn't apart of his family and in his spare time the man loves to crossdress wearing womens clothing. Gogeet is the only one who spoils the girls mainly Jaaku.

" Ahahahahah, thanks kiddo you're too kind.. ~ "

Gogeet going in for the kill twirl his blade and points it directly into the horrors body and plunges into its body and immediately killing it.

' PRRRAAACCCKKK!! '

Moving his feet away from the carcass the horror dragging it over towards the girl and nodding his head for her to follow back home.

" Fresh meat, for us both come on lets go home... "

Jaaku stand up from the ground twirling her hat with her finger and follows the ady slate horror right back into their den around the ruins of metro city.

" Right-o daddy-o! "

Jaaku and his family during and before the war are cannibals, murderers, and butchers they were feared but the twins in their dark and twisted family are far more horrific than the rest for not only jedah created them to be perfect weapons in taking over the world of humans but also a mockery of his killers. He truly hasn't forgotten his defeat from last time, and this time he's back to rule makai with an iron fist alongside of an army full of horrors that betrayed their own kind for him which enraged everyone in the depths. For now things are rather peaceful for Jaaku and her family. For now.

[karofsky]

sebofsky stans stay winning in 2023, god damn. flash really "you know my coffee order?"-d them

[addictsitter]

a: “big ass heart” remains absolutely delightful

b: i love schue being offended by it while the person it was actually written for is just jamming out to it, as is most of the club.

c: i also love schue being all critical of other people’s songs like he’s doing anything to help in this situation

[skaianettechsupport]

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

[lincolnchristie]

Raleigh: I just heard, who told? Frisco: We assumed it was you. Raleigh: Why would I do that? Frisco: To get back at Detroit, aren’t you two dating? Raleigh: Sex is not dating. Carolina: Yeah if it were, Phoenix and I would be dating. Frisco: Raleigh: WHAT.

[dcxdpdabbles]

For the Danny=Ra's Al Ghul thing. Danny comes from a world that only looks like ours on the surface level until you get alternate names like Lake Eerie while we have Lake Erie or the alternate histories like Pandora or even Vortex

Now in our world, Sherlock is used sarcastically whenever someone points out something obvious. Danny might come from a world where Sherlock Holmes isn't as popular and the word "Detective" is used in place of Sherlock. Cue him using that word often and using the same context when dealing with Bruce or Tim to really sell that he's an alternate Ra's

"No shit, Detective"

The words slipped from the boy's lips in such a deadpan tone that for a second, Bruce half thought he imagined it. There was one thing to be told that an alternative version of Ra's al Ghul was caught battling it out with Green Arrow; it was another to be confronted with a teenager who spoke in the confusing lingo of his kids.

Bruce had seen Child-Ghul lose his mind over Go-Gurt alongside his friends- the assassins so dangerous they all earned the nickname of demons- when they happened to come by it in a regular grocery store. They had appeared like normal teenagers visiting the United States for the first time.

In fact, Bruce had yet to be aware that he was observing Ra's. He had been running around Gotham attempting to find the visitors and had accidentally overlooked them because of their genuine glee at finding tubed yogurt.

Even Dick and Damian had seen the same group but also dismissed them. It was strange to fit a version of Ra's Al Ghul, who was happily using hoverboards in the park while his friends recorded the great mass murder thousands of years old.

Tim was the only one who figured him out on sight. Bruce wonders if that was due to his son being incredibly intelligent or if Tim's hatred of Ra ran that deep. If it was the latter, Bruce would bet that even in his next life, Tim would clock Ra's in a crowd.

Red Robin had tracked Child-Ghul and his crew to an old cemetery, where they had been busy cleaning up gravestones. They had even fixed up broken stones and placed the proper offerings for each person.

How they knew which person followed which religion in life was a mystery.

Tim suspected they were attempting to rob another grave. Maybe they had known the people buried there- with Ra's being as young again- or they were trying to do some weird magic thing to save the planet again.

Bruce wasn't so sure.

He observed that the highly trained children cleaned up the cemetery and occasionally had random bursts of dance parties between the graves. He didn't think they were trying to steal anything- instead, they seemed to be suffering from mental illnesses.

Sometimes, one of them would speak to the air, asking it for an opinion on a new grave site. They might have been just regular people in their own world- Bruce had encountered civilian versions of himself and his kids before, so why no villains?- but the idea that Ra's Al Ghul had meta powers, any version, made him paranoid.

It didn't seem possible that Ra's didn't abuse his powers somehow. What could the strangers possibly be doing if it wasn't for world domination?

He got tired of watching and waiting for answers that weren't coming. Batman would force the children to tell him. He waited until the Child-Ghul wandered far away from his group, a bucket and brush in hand, and he arrived at a giant moss-covered stone.

Bruce watched as he greeted the air before sliding to his knees and scrubbing the moss away. His form was all wrong.

That was not a perfect crouch or position that would generate a fast reaction in case he needed it. In fact, the way the boy curved over the stone indicated he would suffer from backache if he sat like that for too long.

The Ra's Al Ghul would never have been caught dead in a similar weakened posture.

Did that mean this version of Ra's had no formal training?

"What do you think you're doing? " He growled, stepping out of the shadows. The boy jumped a good foot in the air, checking another box in his theory of not being trained.

He watched as Child-Ghul spun around, brush held in a sloppy throwing form, before freezing at the sight of him. At once, the tension eased out of his shoulders. He didn't seem afraid of Bruce, which was rather strange.

He built this entire persona to intimidate people at first glance. Yes, he had redesigned himself after learning kids were afraid of him, too, but the original design survived long enough for him to wield his fear tactic as a weapon.

"Ugh, what do you think you're doing walking around looking like that?" the boy sasses, gesturing at Bruce's whole being. "You look like a three-year-old drew you."

That was.....a rather creative insult.

"What are your plans here" He demands, ignoring the comment.

The boy raises a brow. His face twists into an expression he saw on Ra's Al Ghul before, and for a moment, Bruce wonders if Tim had made a mistake. How could Ra's look so humble. "What do you think I'm doing with a brush and a bucket of soap water?"

"You're cleaning the gravestone."

"No shit, Detective"

The phrase was like cold ice water pouring down his back. His pronunciation, facial expressions, and body language were exactly like Ra's.

Tim was right.

"Why?" He demands, stepping closer to tower over the boy.

"If you don't get out of my personal space, Imaginary Vampire Grandpa, we will have a problem." Child-Ghul hisses at him. For a moment Bruce is reminded of Damian.

"Try me."

Child-Ghul's grin is sharp and mad as he yells. "Escort this man to the door!"

Bruce raises his fist, ready for anything, only to literally feel invisible hands grab at him, dragging him out of the cemetery. He is flung out of the gate with the watching teenagers snickering.

Bruce bites back a curse. Of course, a child version of Ra's has ghosts working for him. He'll have to call the Justice League Dark for this. He hopes Zatanna is the one who answers and not her husband.

[merinelsa]

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