#gldn lmbr

[harvestmoonmoments]

Hey, after years of inactivity ive finally made another post. For one reason only.

I can't remember why the fandom spelt golden lumber without the vowels (gldn lmbr)

I remember it as some kind of inside joke but i cant remember what was the origin of it?

Can someone remind me?

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

do you remember the shitposting about bob bakery, gldn lmbr and stop harris? yea good times

this ask has been sitting in my inbox since 2015 so i doubt you will see this anon but i genuinely do not recall either bob bakery or stop harris & it haunts me. i found this image in my bob tag but it only raises more questions

their most likely origins are the tinychat or synchtube sessions i used to host back in the day so if there's anyone who used to attend those who still remembers what bob bakery and stop harris were about PLEASE tell me i need to know

[tanchimo]

the people of the harvest moon universe's immense hatred of golden lumber is always going to be my favorite thing in the world tbh it is a block of gold and they lose their mind if you gift them with this $100,000 piece of wood

[tandytoaster]

I want to tape gldn lmbr to Vaughn so everyone will hate him

[harvestmoonconfessions]

In FOMT, it annoys me how having a golden lumber fence automatically makes everyone hate you. There’s no reason for it; one of the main goals of Harvest Moon is to let you live your live how you want to, isn’t it? I know it’s a silly thing, but showing off wealth is not the same thing as being an arrogant, egotistical jerk, yet the people treat you like it does.

[bluefather]

weeaboodesu replied to your post: GLDN LMBR

OH DEAR GOD GLDN LMBR

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[hellyeahharvestmoon]

so....are you all aware that the fomt remake does NOT include everyone coming to your farm to tell you how much they hate you when you put out gldn lmbr. because i learned that today. END OF AN ERA

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

here take this thing i drew it in like 1/2 an hour.

what is anatomy i don't even care noodle arms yay

-submitted by trytobuystars 

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

What would happen if someone wore clothes made of GLDN LMBR on a regular basis?

you would find yourself often in need of new clothes because the townspeople would try and burn them

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

they're just jealous that they don't have a giant log of solid gold

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

no, they hate GLDN LMBR because it makes them feel comparatively poor

like

it's a giant log of gold

they're jealous

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

my contribution to the "draw on this table" booth at comiccon

[hellyeahharvestmoon]

NOOOOO