#gladstone gander kin

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Gladstone Gander aesthetic: i'm just as much of an anti-capitalist as the next dirty commie but i think if i were in a room with this guy, scrooge mcduck, and a steel chair, you'd have to knock me unconscious with a copy of das kapital to keep me from attacking gladstone first. what the fuck do you mean you have all the luck and this is what you choose to do with it i'll fucking kill you

[aneldritchmoth]

Would you trust me with your drink based on my top kins? Also known as expose yourself to your followers and let them make assumptions about you game

Brett - Inside Job

Mirabel & Bruno M. - ENCANTO

Emmet Brickowski - TLM

Denki - MHA & Gumball Cookie - CRK

Gladstone G. & Drake M. - Ducktales 2017

If you guys have assumptions about my kins or me feel free to send them through the ask box, I'll reply

[mrgladstonegander]

signs you need therapy: you kin gladstone gander.

[luckiestplant]

easy, gladstone kinnie /j

dsfjklh

[ankkalinna]

I’m not super fond of Don Rosa’s The Lost Charts of Columbus but the bit with Gladstone is great. He’s just too dumb to be seduced by the prospect of becoming the Emperor of North America

[randombloops]

Guys, guys i kinned gladstone gander too hard,...

I just found 20 dollars and said, " hey look, 20 dollars :D".

[findmykin]

Gladstone Gander from Ducktales here!! I'm looking for uncle Scrooge and my cousin Della (Don really needs ya,), but any one else would also be amazing! My canon was somewhat a mix of reboot and comics (but mostly the reboot). I hated my luck a loootttt. Hmu @rainbow-ducks or like/reblog this post if you'd wanna discuss mems, or just chat!! Keep in mind I'm a minor and also kin with a few other disney ducks in case you're not okay with doubles.

!!!

[mintytrifecta]

DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO

Donald's family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald's dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don't know much about Humperdink's parents but we're given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald's mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that's it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE

DONALD'S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That's Gus Goose. He's a semi-distant cousin of Donald's related to him from his father.

Now it's implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn't have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn't considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink's parents are unknown right?? Who's to say he isn't part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they're not in the tree. And if he's part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 1/2 Duck, 1/4th Coot and 1/4th Goose.

Edit: changed the 2/4ths to 1/2 because you people won’t stop complaining about it

[gizmo-cabrera-blog]

“Mr. Gladstone Gander, the one and only!” The young intern grabbed the gooses hand in a firm shake, beak set in a bright grin.

“I’ve had the pleasure of hearing so much about you, Sir! One of Mr. McDuck’s nephews, yes? My, you dress so sharply. I’m afraid being an intern doesn’t /quite/ pay well enough to, uhm, well- never mind!” He chuckled and finally, after grasping and shaking Gladstone’s loose hand, took a breath.

“It truly is an honor to meet another one in the line of McDuck kin!”

@the-luckiest-cuck

[fly-pow-bye]

DuckTales 2017 - “The Spear of Selene!”

Story by: Francisco Angones, Madison Bateman, Colleen Evanson, Christian Magalhaes, Bob Snow

Written by: Madison Bateman

Directed by: Dana Terrace

Storyboard by: Emmy Cicirega, Ben Holm, Jason Reicher

Mythical!

The episode starts with Dewey and Webby intentionally trying to cause the Sun Chaser to crash. Okay, there's a little more to it than that, but that what is essentially happening. Judging by the faces, it appears to be Webby's idea.

They'll have to make an emergency "landing", this is Launchpad McQuack, after all, on an island. Checking his Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, Huey realizes that they are landing on uncharted territory which Scrooge happens to know about: the mythical land of Ithaquack. How Dewey or Webby knew about this place's whereabouts is unknown. A really good hunch, perhaps?

They do know one thing: it's a good place to start looking for clues about Dewey's long lost mother, Della. This is due to a note first seen in The Great Dime Chase. It’s a note that directly ties into the fate of Della, one of the two biggest mysteries of Clan McDuck. According to the note, Della took the Spear of Selene, and since Selene is a Greek goddess, where else to look but a Greek island? I almost forgot about this, I should have been more hyped about the title.

Their plan is to find the Spear of Selene. They sure are making a lot of assumptions about it. Namely, they assume they can find the Spear of Selene again, as if Della took the Spear of Selene to put it back where it came from. Assumptions will play a significant role in this episode, as we will learn later.

The rest of the nephews are just as excited to explore this new island, though Scrooge and Donald aren't. We get to see Donald's reason just minutes after, as he gets smothered by someone who considers him one of his old friends: the legendary Greek hero Storkules! It's the usual "big muscles, little brain" cliche. We get a shot of Donald Duck being stuck between his pecs.

Storkules also sees his "kin", and despite apparently just meeting them, he happens to know they're his nephews without being told they are. This one-sided reunion is interrupted by his father, Scrooge's reason for not wanting to go here.

It's a duck version of Zeus, proof that great power doesn't necessarily come with great responsibility. In this cartoon, in the original Greek myths, and certainly not the incarnation in Disney's own version of those Greek myths. He also happens to be named Zeus; unlike Ithaca and Hercules, the Gods don’t really care about having duck pun names, I guess.

Huey's first reaction, outside of ecstatic that all myths are real, is to step on Zeus's foot to see if Greek Gods can feel pain. Yeah, Huey may be the smart one, but he should count his blessings that Zeus has bigger ducks to fry. Namely, a certain super rich duck.

We get some backstory via Greek jars: Zeus, King of the Gods, also sees himself as the God of Hospitality, and the King of the Beach. This all changed when Scrooge McDuck showed up and really, and even made better sand castles while continuing to find even more treaure just under them. Isn't that more of a Gladstone Gander thing than a Scrooge thing? Zeus ended up losing his popularity, though a hissy-fit-caused lightning storm probably did not help.

This scene establishes that Zeus happens to be a sore loser, though he gets his chance to make it up. Storkules tells his father that he should prepare a party for their new, courtesy of his father, the God of Hospitality himself. With his almighty power, power greater than all of the Gods of Olympus combined, the King of the Beach pulls out...

...a cooler, some grapes, a pegasus playing harp music, and some chips and dip. Scrooge says that the dip too salty, and he is immediately called out by Zeus for disparaging Olympus!

He challenges Scrooge and the rest of the nephews that aren't in the A-Plot to a series of heroic trials. Heroic trials that are in no way a way for Zeus to get back at Scrooge for lowering. Storkules is pretty excited to see how these adventurers are going to tackle them, but Scrooge and Donald are slowly trying to back away from this.

Unfortunately for them, a lightning dome, courtesy of Zeus, blocks them from escaping. The nephews and Donald will have to compete whether they like it or not, and they sure show the contrast right before the commercial break:

Huey and Louie: Woo-hoo!

Donald and Scrooge: Oh, phooey.

Cannot help but notice that Huey and Louie's new distinct personalities aren't being used to put them into different roles this time. While we get hints of this, with Huey pulling out the Junior Woodchuck Book, and Louie relaxing with his grapes. It's better than making one of them just not appear for no reason.

While the adults and the rest of the kids have to deal with what is essentially Zeus's temper tantrum, Dewey and Webby have to go through heroic trials of their own. One of the main problems that comes up is their wildly different interpretations. Dewey does not want to think of his Mom as a stealer of artifacts and betrayer of the McDucks, while Webby keeps implying that to his chagrin.

This escalates further and further as their search for the Spear of Selene, or where it was, continues, as they keep finding artifacts that are not what they are looking for. They go through a trap filled room only to find the Sword of Selene, and they have to fight a monster until the monster tells them they won't get the Spear of Poseidon. After telling him that's not what they're looking for, the monster puts them down and gives them directions, even waving goodbye at them once they leave. It seems like a gag from The Powerpuff Girls. The real one.

Of course, Dewey isn’t alone, as we get some hints from someone who probably experienced what happened to Della firsthand. While Storkules is talking about his friendship, he brings up Donald's "fiery sister"...and wonders where she is. All Donald can do is look at his nephews, and solemnly tell Storkules that he does not adventure anymore. He gives one extra detail in a later scene.

Donald Duck: I don’t adventure anymore, someone always gets hurt.

Storkules: And what would your fiery sister say...

Donald Duck: Because she can’t...someone always gets hurt.

Really cuts deep, even in his trademark voice. I've noticed that I just accept it now.

To prove even further how much he does not want to go back to his adventuring days, even under the literal thunder dome, he does not even try to win in these heroic trials. Unfortunately, a combination of his bad luck and Storkules' lack of anything that isn't muscles to make him fail at failing. Despite winning, Zeus keeps the trials going, as he really does not want to admit failure.

This turns into a montage of sorts. There's a race to a bag full of wind, a discus throw, a chariot race, and even a sculpting competition! In each event, Donald tries his best to keep himself from winning, only for either the nephews to win, or for Storkules to do something not too smart.

Then again, it is possible that Storkules is intentionally losing, considering this, I do not know if I should say "flattering", portrayal of his opponent. Zeus still did not consider this a winner, and considers a "final challenge."

Said final challenge is to steal the golden fleece from a small child. This child would turn out to be a siren, which hypnotizes Storkules to strangle the nephews. The siren's song doesn't hypnotize the nephews because...I do not know. Targeted singing, perhaps?

Thanks to the rather friendly monster, they end up at a scale model of the mountain they were climbing to get to the temple, which leads to a circular tomb that may have the spear. Suddenly, some ancient Greek writing appears on top of said tomb, and Dewey asks Webby, knower of all languages in this series, if it says that Della died a hero. He'd rather imagine his mother is dead than to consider that she didn't have the absolute best of intentions. Again, pretty deep.

The tomb then starts to close really, really slowly. Those ancient tomb makers really have a thing for those. They can’t be bothered to make it just shut, they have to have some sort of mechanism that makes it really easy for intruders to get out of their traps. There is an explanation later on.

Dewey eventually starts to block Webby, as the conflict between them gets violent. He get an dramatic scene here where Dewey has to wrestle Webby down, as if, deep down, he knows he's not going to like what's in that tomb. He even throws Webby down the mountain at one point. There's a little humor sprinkled here and there, mostly regarding a chimera statuette, but not enough to ruin the scene. Eventually, Dewey curls up, sad, and Webby just decides to stop.

Webby: I guess there’s some mysteries that don’t need to be solved.

Dewey immediately changes his mind at the last second at that, almost as if he knew he was violating his show’s own theme song. Well, it was might solve a mystery, but still. He grabs Webby, and does under the door at the last minute...only to find a stranger telling them "gotcha."

It turns out, it's a Greek goddess who doesn't use a duck pun for her name: Selene! She's slightly disappointed until she recognizes how Dewey looks just like Della. While the answers are still out there, it is a sastisfying scene for those who want to know a little more about Della. The most I will say is that this mystery goes far deeper that a stolen artifact. They have to keep this mystery going; we got two seasons of this show.

The Zeus plot also wraps up pretty well, with Scrooge possibly getting some inspiration to almost end this conflict. I say almost because something from the other plot interferes in a way I won't spoil. The episode has many bookends: it ends with a Launchpad joke, a storm, and the same amount of progress in trying to find Dewey's mother.

How does it stack up?

Disappointments when it comes to closure are to be expected when it comes to mid-season episodes, but it does end with a shocking twist. This episode has it all: good comedy, good characters of the week, some dramatic moments, and a good twist. Highly recommended.

Next, the other major cliffhanger from The Great Dime Chase gets resolved! Unfortunately, I will have to take a week off due to birthday plans. I do not have anything set in stone on whether or not I'll repeat the same thing I did the last time I missed a PPG 2016 review.

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[wishful-kinning]

Am I kin with Gosalyn, Drake, Donald, Della, and/or anyone else from Darkwing Duck and Ducktales 2017? (I hope that's not too much whoops)

Oh boyUnder the cut anon!

Scrooge McDuck - strong yesWebby Vanderquack - strong noMagica de spell - weak noFenton Crackshell - strong yesDewey Duck - weak yesDonald Duck - noGosalyn - weak yesDrake - strong noDella - strong yesLouie Duck - weak noHuey Duck - strong noLaunchpad mcquack - weak noGyro Gearloose - weak yesGladstone Gander - strong yesDuckworth - strong yesMrs Bentina Beakley- weak yesQuackerjack -  no Taurus Bulba - strong noHonker Muddlefoot - noTuskernini - strong yesSteggmutt - weak noJambalaya Jake - yesGoose Lee - strong yesPaddywhack - strong noThe Liquidator - noMegavolt - weak noYou know best anon!I’m not bolding all that

- Mod Kaede

[mrgladstonegander]

gladstone uses luck/lucks pronouns no i do not take constructive criticism <3

[aneldritchmoth]

KIN LIST UPDATE

Adding these two 🥺

Mugman - Cuphead & The Cuphead Show

Luigi - All the games he appears in

Not Mario, just Luigi. I forgot to crop the image.

Would you trust me with your drink based on my top kins? Also known as expose yourself to your followers and let them make assumptions about you game

Brett - Inside Job

Mirabel & Bruno M. - ENCANTO

Emmet Brickowski - TLM

Denki - MHA & Gumball Cookie - CRK

Gladstone G. & Drake M. - Ducktales 2017

If you guys have assumptions about my kins or me feel free to send them through the ask box, I'll reply

[mrgladstonegander]

Gladstone: I’ll keep all my negative feelings right here and then one day, I’ll die.

@transfethryduck made this for me a while ago and i think it fits here-

[mrgladstonegander]

im bored so pspspspsp vibe check me based on the fact that i kin Gladstone Gander and Drake Mallard