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moonraccoon-exe · 8 years ago

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(62) Gladio’s pick-up lines.

Gladio: Nice pants, Iggy. Are they new? Ignis: Yeah. They were 50% off. Gladio: ... Gladio: ...Well, I sure would prefer them if they were 100% off. Ignis: That’d be ridiculous. The store can’t give pants away for free. Gladio: ...Iggy, that’s not what I mea- Ignis: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Gladio.

#ignis you're either not getting the point or you're rejecting me #i don't understand how you're the dirtiest talker in bed but a dumbass out of it iggy #like you only have two moods: twisted perverted psycho or too-elegant-to-understand-vulgar-jokes #which is funny and weird considering you come up with some of the most vulgar puns you know like even /I/'ve had troubles understanding some #see it's like you're two different men: the normal you that's too serious to difference between serious conversation and a hidden joke #and turned on you that's so lit but handles it so subtly and teasingly but is actually even more aggresive than i am #like wow it's like having two boyfriends and i love both of them #...that's cute and all gladio and even though i know you're speaking of me very nicely i do feel slightly upset at the idea #of you having two boyfriends #i know you meant me but i'd be grateful if you didn't split me in two people #you only have one boyfriend okay?#...iggy are you...r u jealous #ofc not i just...#...le gasp iggy you're jealous omg this is adorable #i am NOT jealous gladiolus we're talking about myself geez why in the world would I be jealous that's stupid I am not-#*smooches* <3 #let go gladiolus >:(#ignis doesn't really want him to let go even though he does #gladio doesn't bc he loves his dork that's jealous of himself #gladnis #gladio/ignis #ignis/gladio #ffxv ships #ffxv

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