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Sneezy: Help! Please, help! They're going to... [smiling, laughing] kill me...
[Sneezy, Cahir, and [REDACTED] kill 3 tavern patrons]
Ick: [entering tavern] Alright, fuckwits-
Bow: Really, Kel? "Fuckwits?"
Kelly: Bowzie, please. You're breaking the immersion.
Bow: Oh, okay. Sorry.
Kelly: So, anyway, like I was saying-
Ick: Who's ready to die?
#ts4#simblr#ts4 story#sims 4 story#sims 4#murder tw#death tw#violence tw#weapons tw#gl:td#bow#dhestyn#stella#kelly#marky#'cause technically he's also in frame#i REALLY wanted to do like.... a wrap around text effect for the last shot & have it be all dramatic#but i do not possess the skills nor the patience to acquire the skills so#it did not happen#but that's ok!#i think it turned out ok anyway#i almost forgot to put the TWs! god! duh ok hold on#ok they are there now#uh ask to tag??? ig??????#if i forgot something?
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Havoc: Hey, you think we could rob that guy?
Ick: Looks like easy pickins to me.
Sunshine: Alright, Sneezy. Cahir. Injured party member routine. The rest of you... trees.
Cahir: Injured... party member... routine...
Sneezy: Just stand there and hold me up. And don't say anything.
[Sunshine, Sneezy, and Cahir approach Finnan who's tending to his garden]
Sunshine: Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, but I have an injured party member here. Is there any chance-
Finnan: [looking around] Um...
Cahir: [drops Sneezy] Heeeyyyy....
Sneezy: [falling] God damn it, Cahir!
Cahir: [grabbing Finnan] You're a Halfling! I hear Halflings bring good luck!
Sunshine: [grabbing Cahir's shoulder] Cahir, seriously-
Cahir: You can be my good luck charm!
[Cahir picks Finnan up and holds him in the air]
Cahir: Sunny, do we got any rope?
#ts4#simblr#ts4 story#sims 4 story#sims 4#gl:td#sue#kelly#gaston#dhes#bow#stella#marky#i hope u guys like this one#it's literally one of my favorite scenes so far#i hope i am properly conveying to u all how fuckin dumb these guys are#there's one bit of the joke i really wanna ramble abt but i'm gonna save it#mostly 'cause i wanna see if anyone catches on w/out me talking about it too much#so if u have thoughts feel free to share them :-) bc i want to know them :-)#oh! & i want u to know that dhes asked to roll perception#& landed a nat 20#which is how he managed to realize finnan was a halfling#just btw#cahir's intelligence is a 2 so.... yea#& his wisdom is 5#so he doesn’t have a lot to work w/
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let the bodies hit the floor or whatever
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[Ick enters the tavern and kills the four remaining patrons]
[Ick stands in the center of the room, surrounded by dead bodies and blood]
Ick's total kills: 4
Havoc: Ick, we have to go! There are guards coming this way!
#ts4#simblr#ts4 story#sims 4 story#sims 4#gl:td#murder tw#death tw#weapons tw#violence tw#blood tw#kelly#sue#gaston#pls imagine the song playing during ick's killing montage thx u#Jax keeps a CD player in the garage for this specifically#i hope you guys don't mind the division bars#they're meant for like..... pacing?#'cause it's kind of difficult to convey this kind of action using only stills#if anyone has a better suggestion#i'm all ears lmao#n e way#hope you enjoy :-)
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(he definitely cares)
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Marky: Wait, wait, wait. You can't just kidnap me.
Dhestyn: I don't see you doing anything to stop me.
Marky: Oh? And what am I supposed to do? You're terrifying and twice as strong-
Stella: Dude, meta.
Marky: Fine! Fine. I would like to persuade-
Dhestyn: No.
Marky: What? You're not even the DM. Jax-
Gaston: Yeah... no.
Marky: Seriously? Not even one roll?
Dhestyn: Tell ya what, Marky. If you can beat me in an arm wrestling match right now, I'll let you roll persuasion.
Marky: Oh my god. Just kidnap me. I don't even care.
#ts4#simblr#ts4 story#sims 4 story#sims 4#gl:td#marky#dhestyn#stella#gaston#kelly#sue#bow#feud between cousins lmao#um i hope u guys don't mind the garage scenes#i actually really like them bc they get to show the kids' personalities a bit#& i just like that they're actually like... playing a game of DND#i think it's cute#n e way! hope u guys enjoyed the post <3#idk when the next one will be out bc i wanna do a halloween special type thing for this & that might take me a minute lol
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