#giving willie some food selectivity. he deservers to have his own icks
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It's so funny that Alex is an all day stressed person.
but imagine him and Willie living together, Alex waking up relaxed and chill, just to find out that Willie's all day very chill relaxed non challant personality, doesn't exist in the morning.
Alex is making coffee for them both and Willie sits down. First of all, he looks sick, eye bags, his face has marks from the scrambled duvet, his hair is frizzy and matted up, and he has the facial expression of someone that saw a dead cat in the road.
And then Willie looks at him, no good morning, only "why did you let me sleep with my hair loose? Look at this mess."
Alex :well you fell asleep when we were watching tv i didnt wanted to disturb you.
Willie: So why YOU didn't fixed it for me?
Alex has no answer to that.
Willie express the nexts thoughts, his coffee is making him nauseous, his eggs smell horrid, his juice maker is too loud and "No, Alex, I didn't brushed my teeth yet, what are you? A dental cop?"
Alex is just amused and staring while Willie is running his hands through his hair and staring an empty plate.
Luke, Reggie and Julie come in bc they have some band stuff and Luke looks Willie up "Jesus...alex how are you attracted to this?"
And Reggie "wow we really fell into the trap that willie was a hot godsend. Shame."
And like THEY NEVER saw Willie in the morning so they don't think Willie will be upset by their clownery.
and alex wants to stop it but he also wants to see what willie will do about it
Willie tell them to get out his face, as he is ignored and the boys start to look for breakfast.
Willie: didn't you heard me? I told you that get out.
Luke: chill man we just mess-
Willie: OUT! Now!
Reggie: dude that breath is foul, you kiss alex with that mouth?
Willie, gets up and slam the table: If you don't get out of my house right now, i will kill the both of you with this butter knife and throw both your bodies in that dumpster outside!!!
Luke and Reggie: okay... Alex, we will get donuts and meet you there.
Willie looks at Julie who is puttint herself eggs. "Do you have anything to add too?" "... I love your shirt." And points to the shirt that is definitely stained with dental cream and drool. "Thanks, its Alex's." He says unamused and sits down.
Alex is staring and Willie catches him. "thanks for defending me, by the way." And alex "I want to marry you." "Then you should've gotten ME some donuts."
but alex is just always happy to have a demon boyfriend in the morning.
But he learns too, for example, Willie hates coffee and juice is not an everyday choice, willie WANTS pancakes and bacon and donuts but pancakes, bacon and eggs or anything that has too much carbs make him feel heavy and stuffed, and fruit just and juice are too acid for the morning.
ideal breakfast for willie in the morning that won't get him to complain? Tea and oatmeal with smashed banana and honey. Or guacamole if they have it.
Willie never gets better in the morning, Alex learned that he doesn't care how "healthy" it is, Willie doesn't brush his teeth in the morning. If he forgets to braid his hair before sleeping (which he does. A lot. Sleeps watching TV or drawing a lot.) Alex will either braid for him, or in the morning, Alex will get Willie through breakfast and sit him on the bathroom with a comb and some water, and gently get the knots out. Which usually gives Willie tingles and quiet time so he's more chipper after it. One time willie kissed him after it and said "sorry I am being a dick to you after I wake up." And Alex "please never stop being a dick to me in the morning."
And like when people finally learn to not talk to Willie in the morning, they think Alex mastered how to deal with him but.some mornings willie come in and Alex "i made your breakfast" and willie will go "i dont want it." And start preparing toast and bacon. And alex will look at him like "you know u dont like eating those at this hour, right?" And willie "i WANT to eat it, you can't tell me what to do!" And whoever is there thinks "wow alex is being a super sweet boyfriend and willie is being really moody" and when willie gets his breakfast ready he sits, stares and looks down.
Alex: you don't want it.
Willie: shut up.
Alex: well these look really good, so what about you gimme these, and you can have my yogurt with cereals. It has those dried minced fruit.
Willie: ... Is it creamy?
Alex: no.
Willie: ...fine.
Willi plops into Alex's lap and reach his made breakfast to Alex. And eats "alex's breakfast"
It basically means alex has double breakfast sometimes.
#julie and the phantoms#alex mercer#willie jatp#very important reminder that this is the morning#alex will be stressed n sarcastic n anxious through the entire day#giving willie some food selectivity. he deservers to have his own icks#willie deserves to not be a human in the morning and alex to love this side of him.#its a trading situation. willie takes care of end of the day exhausted Alex n alex takes care of beggining of the day not energized willie.#but if alex had defended willie hed say that his boyfriend IS A HOT GODSEND and hes happy to look at his grumpy face and kiss#his stinking morning breath#and let willie stain his shirts with his drool and dental cream.#willex wednesday
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