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You can also make them fun and silly!

Hrmergermogleboblembo

agoblemomothraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaguppy

Aiiiiiiiiforgonttoooocarrrrllllllllmeedaeed

Twronblusfronfmeeplessmiiiiiiiicks

Reeeeeeenkkckckkkedchorcevobing

Veeeeeeskoooooyesssssssooooowwwbeugafultobaaaaay!

I also try making all of my sneezes unique and special when I can 😊

Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.

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Joke!

Lol. Sometimes butt do funny things. Lmao.

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In case you're wondering how I found you in particular.

Maybe you saw me liking some of your shit.

Maybe a rb or two.

I found some freak. Then through them found some slime creature. Then through them found a hazardous subterranean mold. That mold rb'd a totaled 2002 Honda Civic (green.) And on the dashboard of that civic was an ouija board that a possum was playing with. It spelled out your handle and I checked you out.

Pretty cool algorithm.

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I might rebrand myself as "a cute stain on society."

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Ah. Thems is beautiful words.

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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I'm manifesting. So hard right now.

I was reminded of the best joke my Dad ever told me (it's a little dirty.) He does get me from time to time. I was maybe 14-16, sarcastically claiming to be a new prophet given unto the world for silly little things. And my Dad, an avid Spock fan, cocked his eyebrow (I believe he must have practiced this many times in the mirror in college.) He had a joke loaded, it was going to tear itself from his mind and fly free into the world.

And he looks me in the eye. (The younger of his two offspring.) And says "You know technically you are the second cumming."

I was floored. It was perfection. I never knew my dad could do that. I fell down laughing, I still chuckle to myself when I remember it.

I have never let him escape this joke. It makes me giggle so often. He goes red when I bring it up; when I tell it to others. But he made art. And art must be shown.

Have a fantastic day!

Ben

[10.6.2024 1:18am Edit - Added the S to "Malow" as per my Mother's request. I do not know where that S had gotten to before. Yes I did show my mother this post. Yes my parents are divorced. Yes I am cute.]

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The Tim Burton - Batman Returns [1992] The movie is excellent.

[Scene - The Penguin is strangling Batman - yelling at him]

Danny Devito as the Penguin: "Your just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask."

Michael Keaton as Batman: "You might be right."

I don't feel the need to say what this is or means. I just think it applies to me. Looking to have my Catlady ego-birth.

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Trying to Organize my Chaos

Hello.

I am Ben. I like doing stuff. In the hopes of allowing you to peruse the stuff in a somewhat sane fashion I am trying to organize a bit.

#Giving to Rebent Zine

Zines I've made and scanned. Some are worrying, some might be stories, some may just be musings, or something I made while at a cafe just for the sake of it.

#Giving to Rebent Art

These will be things I've made: Daily little doodles, something I've crouched over for hours, digital stuff. Possibly a video, maybe some noise or music I've excreted. This might be a little jumbled. Some of the more visual zines?

#Giving to Rebent Letters

These at times contain art, absurdity, are confessions, are written from the perspective of a cow, were made in the effort to harass a museum so my friends and I could laugh a little. Many of these are to people I never expect to respond. I do what I want. I love writing letters!

#Giving to Rebent Writing

Rants, things I think people should have heard. Maybe notebook scans. Maybe something I made because I like the sound of my own voice.

#Giving To Rebent Life

Lore, lil updates, etc. Life.

#Giving to Rebent Shitpost

Shitposts, jokes, things that may have an underlying kernel of truth.

#Giving to Rebent Recommendation

Reposts, things I think are lovely or should be seen. There are many crazy people and things in the world I think should be seen.

#Giving to Rebent gigarec

A bigger 'yes yes yes this!!!' recommendation. Maybe things I or you have heard before, but I found these beautiful and so very worth it.

#Giving To Rebent Hayden Thirst Trap

Nothing all that notable. Don't think about this too much unless you happen to think it's applicable to you. [Have fun?]

Wish you the best.

Ben

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It frustrates me how concise and to the point this joke is.

It really does. When it could stretch things out.

For no particular reason.

I said I'd leave this site for tonight already.

Wow I'm bad.

I'll get to that.

In a second.

Maybe after I think a bit more.

You should know by now no good thoughts are coming.

I can't even commit enough to this bit to write actual pages of nonsense.

This is what it feels like to be mediocre.

Shit.

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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9 or so fixed feral cats live under my house. My neighborhood is filled with outdoor felines. For the most part I give them a courteous business nod, a neighborly wave, a how do you do.

Occasionally one will engage in a productive petting session.

I never do these things for my nice human neighbors.

I do have priorities.

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I constantly wonder if I have my fingers in too many pies.

But I love pies, and sticking my fingers in them.

Is there a limit on how many pies I can stick my fingers into?

Did someone make a rule?

Can I talk to them?

Have they tried sticking their toes in pies too?

I'm well versed in digit-pie relations.

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Why does my underwear smell like klobásník?

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Goddamn it.

I feel like the logistics of art and life just don't get grumbled about enough.

Writing a 3 page letter negging a museum, gotta give them a lil goodie collection right? *Make it fun for them*

Figuring out how to streamline a thirst trap?

To tailor it just right between being too crazy and just crazy enough?

Making stuff is a bunch of logistics.

But it's the logistics that allow the fun. [Honestly the logistics are kinda fun too! - Half of my process is destroying my own supply lines]

And expecting other people to handle the logistics when you don't know anything about them is dangerous [control freak.]

I just need the world to know that this is heirloom cringe.

I had to pressure cook this cringe.

I raised this cringe, I watched it struggle, and guided it to cringier heights.

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I shall molt into an emotional umbra

Sink into the deepest of bogs

Lurk in the murkiest of metaphors

For the day you make a mistake

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Ah. I also sold some other things at the zine fest thingy thing.

Some greeting cards:

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And some prints of doodles. Printed on cardstock with ac alright inkjet printer that isn't fancy like God intended.

Boopedoooples

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I'm still figuring out all that I can about who I want to be.