#gives you lemons

[kultof]

[theotherendcomics]

[that1notetaker]

An overwhelmed turtle.

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[overdueforarevival]

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know what's wrong with him.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why kids in the street laugh when they see his tatty clothes and dirty fingernails.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why the teacher won't let him come to school anymore because he doesn't have a home address to put on the intake form.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why nobody ever wants to help him.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why everybody seems so happy to walk past him, cold and starving on the streets in the middle of the night.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why weird things always happen around him.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why a pot flew across the market place into a man's head when he refused to sell to Ezra because he's a no good loth-rat.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why this random group of rebels take him on board their ship but is so glad for the food they offer and the new clothes they give him that he doesn't dare say a word.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why Zeb and Sabine make fun of the way he wolfs down his food in ten seconds flat because he doesn't want to give anyone the chance to steal it.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why Kanan and Hera start saying they love him at random points in the day.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why he can't say it back.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why he's suddenly come to find these strange yet wonderful people (and their feral droid) as his family.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why Kanan thought they'd be okay on their own.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why everything good always falls away before he has had his fill of it.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know why he's on his own again and nobody is coming to find him.

Ezra Bridger who doesn't know.

[divorcedwife]

she has clothes now just so you know

[andfangs]

BRIAN TYREE HENRY as LEMON BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. DAVID LEITCH

[hellsitegenetics]

From Portal 2:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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[kymeraka]

why falling out of a plane is COOL,,, kind of 🔥🔥

From Chapter 56 of Rex Racer on the Final Turn

[bread-is-my-life]

Big shout out to @tekitothemagpie and all the stainmight fans for cheering me on and motivating me. I love all of you very much so consider this animation a big thank you gift for y'all (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃👻🍬

[ladyrijus]

me: what if we subverted the imperialism trope with zelda realizing that rauru is the aggressor in the equation because 100 years is not enough time to wash away her diplomatic skills and she just knows that the gerudo people would not be hostile if not for a justifiable reason. sure, it takes a while for her to gain ganondorf's trust just based on her association with rauru and sonia, but he does end up trusting her somewhere down the line and fills her in on what's happening. she's absolutely horrified. as a result, she works alongside ganondorf to seal away rauru by gathering the sages and convincing them to protect their respective domains from conquest. but here's the twist: what if link still gets mentored by rauru's spirit at the beginning, and thinks rauru is a benevolent king? imagine zelda's last words to him in the final memory, nothing but a frenzied "link, do not trust the king of darkness!" but he doesn't know which king: ganondorf or rauru, because the gloom has corrupted ganondorf's body and rauru, who had unsettled him since the beginning. but then he realizes it's rauru, and it's deliciously ironic since rauru's power is light but as always, every light has a shadow.

totk enjoyers: hold my beer i'm gonna fucking crucify a korok

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via Don't Show Your Cat

[agir1ukn0w]

very minor but also important Fall of the House of Usher spoiler out of context:

[electricairfryer]

Letting the Cat out of the Bag...

So, I got a crazy, insane, ambitious idea a number of days ago.

What if I drew out and adapted my favorite, most beloved fanfic into a webcomic?

Well, here it is! The announcement you [may or may not] have been waiting for! I am going to attempt to take on the massive behemoth of a project that is transforming @sarcasticgaypotato 's fanfiction The Resurrection Project into an illustrated webcomic! This fic has honestly changed my life and helped me through hard times - and I want to show everyone my love for this story.

Now, I have never done something quite like this before, but I am determined I can push through [no guarantees - but I won't let myself give up on this easily]. I'm still working through lots of the nitty-gritty bits of the whole thing, but I want to keep the webcomic as faithful to the original fic as I can [that being said, go read the original fic too!].

Upload schedule will most likely be about 1 page per week... I'll try and speed things up here and there when I can though [don't count on it - I'm a team of exactly one (1) high school student here!].

The webcomic will be published to @trpillustrated, once I get everything up and running [I'll reblog pages to my main blog too though]. Currently I'm eyeballing the end of January for the start date, but keep an eye out for updates [as dates are subject to change]... Lastly, I just wanted to thank elvenwhovian's adaptation of another Portal fic, @bluesky-thewebcomic, for inspiring this whole project. I don't think I would have ever gotten this idea in the first place if I hadn't stumbled upon the Blue Sky webcomic way back when in 2020.

All in all, I'm extremely excited for this project, and I hope everyone else that reads this post will be too!

[chasedeys]

joe ja’marr and tee’s entire thing with tee’s contract and agent change and possibly sounding off each other’s contracts and using each other as leverage for their extension is like when all three of them went bald in succession but on high end expensive drugs. do you get me.

[ricky-is-too-silly]

Kill them with kindness? Wrong! Tomato loss!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅