#give me dad bod heisenberg or give me death

[c-nstellati-ns]

hate fucking with heisenberg

holy shit y e s

for heisenberg, it was just a plain little game he liked to play to get on your nerves because he knows exactly what to do to push your buttons. you played along with this in hopes of him leaving you alone but,,,,, no. it got worse. so much so, in fact, that you were at your wits end the day heisenberg threw an insult at you that particularly stung.

you had him pinned against the wall, hand wrapped tight around his throat and squeezed. so hard that he could see spots in his vision but somehow, he was ridiculously very much into it. little did he know that all this would have led to him filling his pretty little ass up and overstimulating him to the point where he couldnt speak or focus on anything. metal man will always remember that outline of your fat cock wrecking his guts and how there was a visible belly bulge each time you thrusted deep within him

you were not a very violent man but heisenberg found a way to be the nuisance that changed that.

[milkyway0885]

Dad headcanons ❤

This Is going to take place as if Ethan took heisenbergs help 

I'm going to say for my sake that Ethan and him didn't use rose and Miranda still performed the ritual 

After Miranda's death he took you away from the village before it could explode

 The two of you live in a cabin in the woods. You built it yourselves, it's kinda big in the back there's a medium sized area for him to work in. He's not building anything like the sulvets or the lycans thankfully, he's just doing small projects that could help make your life easier. (And toys for your future kids) 

You're not far away from civilization, just far enough for his liking 

He became a mechanic

Now that The two of you are away from the other lords and Miranda due to obvious reasons he becomes lessed stressed 

He totally still curses like a sailor, so you put up a swear jar. He gets angry at the swear jar more than most things 😂

His kid/kids will Def rat him out for it too 

He takes money back from the jar everyone in a while until you find out and force him to put it back 

Karl: DAMMIT!

Kid/kids: oooo Nickel for the swear jar daddy 

Karl: Mumbles fuck

Karl-mumbles- bitch

Partner- from across the room- swear jar!

Once the two of you are both mentally stable in your surroundings and are well off he wants to make a family 

He's a family man, wants as many kids as possible though the decision is ultimately yours. 

He doesn't care if you're adopting or giving birth

When becoming a dad he's strict to the kids when you're around but is the sweetest and has the biggest grin on his face when he's alone with your kid/kids

He spoils his kid/kids, even if you say no he's the type of man to go behind your back and do it anyways if it's for his kid/kids 

When they're babies or little depending of the situation he gives them toys that he's made himself he also spends a bunch of time with them giving them all the love he wanted and missed growing up. 

He definitely listens to his partner when it comes to the kids if they make a good point

If the kids want to go do something dangerous then obviously he won't do it but if it's something small he'll do it 

Like the kids want a puppy he's getting that puppy even if his partner kills him 

He teaches his kids self defense when they get old enough, these kids will be able to kill anyone with whatever around them 

I feel like every now and then karl and his partner will sit down with there kids to see how their doing and if somethings going on they'll give there kid time to process and talk about it 

This man has a mixture of a dad bod and a muscular ass body. 

He definitely picks up his kids and throws then in the air if they're small enough 

He carries his kids in weird ways whether it's him carrying them on his back them hanging from.his arms or if he needs to He was a piece of metal wrapped around them comfortably and then leviates them a safe distance from the ground 

He's the type of dad who pops his partner and kid/kids with a towel (that shit HURTS)

I feel like for punishments he'd probably have his kids do physical work like extra chores or helping him with work 

If his kid/kids have nightmares he'll either a have them sleep in your twos bed or he'll go and squeeze in their bed 

If their older he'll tall to them about it he has experience with nightmares and he does his best to help them 

You don't tuck the kids in he does and he loves it

If anyone in his new family gets his powers he'll teach them how to use it in a safe way. 

There's definitely a daddy's girl somewhere in there 

At the end of the day he loves it when you two sit down when everyone else is asleep and just sit in the couch or lay in bed and just hold each other or drink wine whichever you fancy 

Please give this man a back massage he's become a tired dad and needs it 

There's definitely movies nightmares with everyone in the family 

When the kid/kids are at the right age he may tell them why they never see any aunts, uncles or grandparents on his side 

If you have family ok your side if you're one enough he'll take everyone to see them or invite them over. 

If your child ever has a partner when they're older he is the type of dad that's extremely protective and will threaten them

Keep a spray bottle full of water on hand you'll need it 

He's always promised to keep your kid/kids safe and he keeps it to the best of his ability, he's not the type of parent who is over bearing but he is protective of them because of his past 

As he gets older he definitely gets a dad bod 

I could see him showing up with a small child in his arms one day and all he tells you is "they were in a bad situation." And then BOOM another child 

This is what I came up with lol hope you enjoyed it if you have any specific headcanons youf like to see send them in I'm happy to write them out :)

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