#give me 807 gagillion bollars right now/j

[mugzymiik]

THIS IS SO ME

this vaguely reminds me of something my friend retweeted on twitter and it is the funniest shit to me for like no reason at all😭/pos

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash