#girlfailuresrants

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maybe I’m like a little abnormal when the days are sunny and my window is wide open and I’m home alone and I walk around in nothing but undies on. I think it’s the closest thing to romance. Sunny day, hot house, I’m mostly naked and alone and the windows are open. And I enjoy the thought of that hmmmmm maybe therapy isn’t a bad idea. Or maybe Im allowed to be a freak I dunno.

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add a wound that never stops bleeding and you got me

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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Perv male photographers will take nude pictures of exclusively women and barely legal women and call it art. Like shut the fuck up, those women coulda taken better pictures of their own bodies!! Male perv photographers piss me the fuck off. No soul, no creativity, just black and white grainy tit pics. Where are the roses and candlelight? OR THE EDGY TIT PICS. WHERE ARE THEY!!!!

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Okay I’m not like an official COD writer at all, my blog isn’t even related to it (besides the creators whom I interact with). But like give me a Simon Riley with a partner his age, as much as I love the self indulgent age gap with a younger partner (in most cases women but like, who knows he might be fruity, give him a man idk) anyway like, I think a man who has lived so many horrors wouldn’t really like a soft, pliant person who still has much to learn, it’d become a drag really. Give me a Simon Riley who has a partner who’s just as stubborn, who’s seen the (normal civilian) horrors, who knows grief and loss, no one will know the things he has gone through unless they go through those things themselves, but an older adult, someone his age or maybe even older is just fitting sometimes. Someone who’s tired, someone who has it together, or doesn’t, who’s lived enough to be as scared of he is of intimacy, or love or someone who’s just disillusioned with the world, hell maybe someone bitter while we’re at it. Who got cheated on or even cheated on their last partner. Simon Riley with a partner who’s thrice divorced, who has children (maybe grandchildren while we’re at it). Maybe give him an alcoholic who’s been sober for twenty plus years (to see the other side of alcoholism, after recovery, what happens and what causes someone to get better). Maybe give him someone who’s ex took everything away from them, who doesn’t like parties, who actually condemns the work he does. There’s so many possibilities than just “perfect, sweet young thing who sees him as perfect and who he sees as perfect” noooooo make him annoyed by the habits they’ve got, make him work for it!!!!! Make him see this person and be like “damn wtf bruv why are you like this” it doesn’t have to be toxic, just a little more wonky, annoying, realistic, both of them shutting down and staying quiet, someone prideful. Someone who actually can’t stand the radio silence when he goes on missions, who makes him choose “the world or me”, someone who doesn’t want children, someone who hates pets because of the high maintenance, someone who’s just as a workaholic as he is, someone who’s lived. The possibilities are endless mmfmdndgghh

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Nothing more coquette than cleaning mold off walls LMAOOO it’s okay tho I kinda fw poverty core

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Seventh grade me knew how to write because she didn’t worry if her writing was good, she was a master. I wanna be more like her. Props to her. Writing saved her and I think I just need to write again.

Full offense but your writing style is for you and nobody else. Use the words you want to use; play with language, experiment, use said, use adverbs, use “unrealistic” writing patterns, slap words you don’t even know are words on the page. Language is a sandbox and you, as the author, are at liberty to shape it however you wish. Build castles. Build a hovel. Build a mountain on a mountain or make a tiny cottage on a hill. Whatever it is you want to do. Write.

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red

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fuck it *starts crying*

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Corporations are profiting off your insecurities and calling it empowering

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“I love thick women” NO ALL YOU LIKE IS BREAST AND THIGH AND BUTT YOU DONT LOVE FAT TUMMYS LIKE I DO! CUNT.

“I love thick women” why do you only get off to petite ones then? MATTER OF FACT WHY ARE YOU GETTING OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DONT DESERVE TO FEEL PLEASURE

Woke up angry today so that’s my rant. Now I should probably charge my vibe and eat something to have a better day, the day I deserve :P

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also one more thing, as a Catholic yes I am not pro-abortion BUT LISTEN that means ME, I, MYSELF, will not get an abortion or at least I am not supposed to, but it doesn't mean everyone who gets one is evil because let's be FUCKING SERIOUS we aren't living in a Theocracy and SECOND OFF !!!! Abortion a lot of the times, I'd argue around more than fifty percent of abortions only occur due to the society we live in; the anti woman, anti children society that's dangerous and cruel, no neighborly love, no resources.... THAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE OF ABORTION cause u better believe that if we lived in a world where women and children were safe (from violence, drug addictions, poverty) then there'd be no issue with having children. therefore, eat my fat ass, punch a pro lifer today because if they wanted to get rid of abortion they would first tackle the main issues causing abortion !!!

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resting bitch face :3

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Me every time one of u gorgeous girlies finally interact hashtag we’re now best friends

'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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Having a wet pussy is fun until all your panties are bleached n ruined. Not even the panty liners can save us. God truly gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.

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Goodnight to the beautiful, gorgeous, cunty, stunning, jaw dropping, SMART, FEROCIOUS, SWEET, KIND (and mean), LOVELY, CAPABLE, WORTHY OF LOVE, DETERMINED, FLOURISHING DIVAS who I’m following or I’m moots with. May all your dreams come true, may blessings be bestowed upon thee, may you get sweet rest in morpheus’ arms. I love you all!

Men think about what you did.

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this is totally TOTALLY UNRELATED BUT sorry if im like, a total fucking monster but I actually don't care about animals as much as I do children. by no means am I saying "oh we should shoot dogs and cats on sight" before anyone tries to twist my word but im so sick of animal activists going "Oh poor cows, blah blah *insert good points because they make good points especially when it comes to being eco friendly*" or when they advocate to stop animal abuse, like yeah true we shouldn't kick dogs..... so you're telling me cunts out there hit their kids but you're worried about a dog starving? like okay, a dog is starving, poor doggy ok, poor stray kitty.... and then you go ahead and create a society that's not safe for women ESPECIALLY pregnant women and children....? Now, we can care about multiple things at once, yes, so am I mad about the animals having rights? No! Im glad people stand up for animals but I have a VERY SPECIFIC sort of activist come to mind in this rant, like a very specific sort of person. "Oh, I care about animals because they can't stand up for themselves" and then in the same breath they say they don't care about children because "Well, dogs are more loyal than people" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EDGELORD (im totally thinking about someone I met back in high school, God, I need a psych evaluation stat)