#girlfailuresrants

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Okay I’m not like an official COD writer at all, my blog isn’t even related to it (besides the creators whom I interact with). But like give me a Simon Riley with a partner his age, as much as I love the self indulgent age gap with a younger partner (in most cases women but like, who knows he might be fruity, give him a man idk) anyway like, I think a man who has lived so many horrors wouldn’t really like a soft, pliant person who still has much to learn, it’d become a drag really. Give me a Simon Riley who has a partner who’s just as stubborn, who’s seen the (normal civilian) horrors, who knows grief and loss, no one will know the things he has gone through unless they go through those things themselves, but an older adult, someone his age or maybe even older is just fitting sometimes. Someone who’s tired, someone who has it together, or doesn’t, who’s lived enough to be as scared of he is of intimacy, or love or someone who’s just disillusioned with the world, hell maybe someone bitter while we’re at it. Who got cheated on or even cheated on their last partner. Simon Riley with a partner who’s thrice divorced, who has children (maybe grandchildren while we’re at it). Maybe give him an alcoholic who’s been sober for twenty plus years (to see the other side of alcoholism, after recovery, what happens and what causes someone to get better). Maybe give him someone who’s ex took everything away from them, who doesn’t like parties, who actually condemns the work he does. There’s so many possibilities than just “perfect, sweet young thing who sees him as perfect and who he sees as perfect” noooooo make him annoyed by the habits they’ve got, make him work for it!!!!! Make him see this person and be like “damn wtf bruv why are you like this” it doesn’t have to be toxic, just a little more wonky, annoying, realistic, both of them shutting down and staying quiet, someone prideful. Someone who actually can’t stand the radio silence when he goes on missions, who makes him choose “the world or me”, someone who doesn’t want children, someone who hates pets because of the high maintenance, someone who’s just as a workaholic as he is, someone who’s lived. The possibilities are endless mmfmdndgghh

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add a wound that never stops bleeding and you got me

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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Perv male photographers will take nude pictures of exclusively women and barely legal women and call it art. Like shut the fuck up, those women coulda taken better pictures of their own bodies!! Male perv photographers piss me the fuck off. No soul, no creativity, just black and white grainy tit pics. Where are the roses and candlelight? OR THE EDGY TIT PICS. WHERE ARE THEY!!!!

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maybe I’m like a little abnormal when the days are sunny and my window is wide open and I’m home alone and I walk around in nothing but undies on. I think it’s the closest thing to romance. Sunny day, hot house, I’m mostly naked and alone and the windows are open. And I enjoy the thought of that hmmmmm maybe therapy isn’t a bad idea. Or maybe Im allowed to be a freak I dunno.

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Nothing more coquette than cleaning mold off walls LMAOOO it’s okay tho I kinda fw poverty core

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Seventh grade me knew how to write because she didn’t worry if her writing was good, she was a master. I wanna be more like her. Props to her. Writing saved her and I think I just need to write again.

Full offense but your writing style is for you and nobody else. Use the words you want to use; play with language, experiment, use said, use adverbs, use “unrealistic” writing patterns, slap words you don’t even know are words on the page. Language is a sandbox and you, as the author, are at liberty to shape it however you wish. Build castles. Build a hovel. Build a mountain on a mountain or make a tiny cottage on a hill. Whatever it is you want to do. Write.

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fuck it *starts crying*

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“I love thick women” NO ALL YOU LIKE IS BREAST AND THIGH AND BUTT YOU DONT LOVE FAT TUMMYS LIKE I DO! CUNT.

“I love thick women” why do you only get off to petite ones then? MATTER OF FACT WHY ARE YOU GETTING OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DONT DESERVE TO FEEL PLEASURE

Woke up angry today so that’s my rant. Now I should probably charge my vibe and eat something to have a better day, the day I deserve :P

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Corporations are profiting off your insecurities and calling it empowering

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Having a wet pussy is fun until all your panties are bleached n ruined. Not even the panty liners can save us. God truly gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.

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I FUCKING HATE the word situationship

What the fuck do you mean “situationship” NO NO NO FUCK??? If it’s not a REAL COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP (that you want) and you are still waiting for it???? GET A MOVE ON AND FIND IT SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT MAN DOESNT WANT YOU STAND UP

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Goodnight to the beautiful, gorgeous, cunty, stunning, jaw dropping, SMART, FEROCIOUS, SWEET, KIND (and mean), LOVELY, CAPABLE, WORTHY OF LOVE, DETERMINED, FLOURISHING DIVAS who I’m following or I’m moots with. May all your dreams come true, may blessings be bestowed upon thee, may you get sweet rest in morpheus’ arms. I love you all!

Men think about what you did.

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Me every time one of u gorgeous girlies finally interact hashtag we’re now best friends

'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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Im gonna say it, if you have an eating disorder (a restrictive one) and you hate yourself, I hope you heal and find the help and peace you need. With that being said, you don’t get to make others feel like shit and make them miserable just cause you think being fat equates ugly, or that a person’s body dictates their worth. If you have a restrictive eating disorder and you shame others for being fat/ looking “not as skinny as they should be” it’s all bullshit and you need to learn to shut the fuck up. “Oh I ate 500 calories I’m literally obese” No honey you’re deteriorating, bye, if you’re not seeking help keep your misery to yourself, I’m tired of girls with eating disorders telling me “I could never eat as much as you do” or “how do you live looking like that?” Cause I don’t hate myself, go be weird somewhere else, don’t push that shit on to me. Sorry you hate yourself so much you’re slowly killing yourself, don’t try to make me as miserable as you, I’m sick of you.

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I should've known better (because I did, honest to God I know better and I always do) and yet I gave you the benefit of the doubt. You stupid, filthy pig I want to hate you so much, you don't actually know what you want, you just take whatever attention you're given no matter whom it's coming from... and how DARE you say you like me? How DARE YOU say things like that to me and make me feel special? Honest to God, I AM special, and I'm fucking gorgeous and I am striving to become better every single fucking day of this chaotic life of mine and I KNOW you would lose more than I would if we ever went our separate ways. Still, I have feelings and a tender heart, I have dreams of love and you do not get to play with me like that, you don't have that right nor privilege to make me feel like you understand when really you're just a starved of love attention whore who's lost, I want to hate you but I honest to God, just feel pity for you and your broken soul because where did it go wrong so that you had to turn out like this? I am not a fantasy, I'm a person, the sooner you accept that the better. You are not someone who needs to be saved and coddled, you are someone who needs to figure themselves out and realize their self worth before you ever THINK of even being with someone because boy, you will attract cruel and twisted people that would love to treat you like a worthless person because that's how you see yourself, or you yourself will hurt someone so bad thanks to your cowardice. I need you to stop living in your head and making love to a fantasy of me loving you that isn't real. It is not real and it won't ever be real if you don't get your shit together.

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This guy made love to me with a smile, he didn’t even have to touch me. And now he’s gone <3 but it was to be expected when he didn’t get what he wanted he left, and it’s okay that he’s gone I don’t care. It’s better that way.