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OKAY okayokayokay i will stop seinfeldposting
#i hate using the queue sorry guys#ANYWAY#i wanted to be elaine sooo bad ever since i was a kid#but im a GEORGE#im a george 😭😭😭😭#if i was a tv character i would have fans like him but irl IM SUCH A LOSER AAAA#girlcringe girlflop girlfailure#made an EXTREMELY bad turn on the drive home 2day im lucky i didnt hit anything#accidentally got blackout drunk at dinner w my coworkers last week#partly bc i was soso nervous abt getting asked out that i maybe decided to self-sabotage???#and some of them have been saying itwas good to see me having fun n others have been like It Was Bad#have spent the past week barely eating bc of anxiety#now my movie date is getting postponed (cancelled??) due to a v unfortunate conflict and its like AAAAA#if she knew how much of a loser i was maybe she wouldnt have asked me out#shes a loser too but shes like. put together and rly cute#SHES AN ELAINE!!!! FUCK#anyway i need a therapist#and pills!!! :)#delete later
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