#girlboss-malewife-militarylevelthreatchild

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Jaiden’s will only allow three chairs in places at her home…

And when her and Roier went to watch the sunset there was one chair left between them…

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Ohhh you’ll NEVER guess wich family is my favourite

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I say Jaiden and Roier are the best parents and people boo me. But I am right.

Not only is Bobby well loved but he’s not spoiled and knows how to take care of himself if he needs to (also b4 people bring up Bobby being a bully I wanna remind everyone that him a Tilin were really close and he is just an egg. Can’t really blame him for having shity coping mechanisms)

Jaiden and Roier are a functional duo who (1) feel like they can trust eachother and (2) enjoy parenting together

All three of them have good relationships with one another with the most strenuous thing happening between them being Bobby and Roier teasing eachother

There’s a reason why if an egg isn’t with their parent(s) that they’re usually at Roier’s house with Roier and/or Jaiden

BECAUSE THEY’RE THE MOST STABLE FAMILY

WITH THE MOST STABLE WAYS OF LIVING

WITH ONE OF THE MOST STABLE EGGS DESPITE HIM BEING THE MOST VIOLENT

STAN THE GIRLBOSS-MALEWIFE-MILITARYLEVELTHREATCHILD FAMILY

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The best egg in my humble opinion

(This is so rushed and it is so obvious)

*insert that TikTok audio of Daffy Duck saying “your son looks like a girl”*

I love the girlboss-malewife-militarylevelthreatchild family

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We need to give the families all their own names

IM sick of writing out girlboss-malewife-militarylevelthreatchild whenever I wan talk ab Jaiden Roier and Bobby

I vote that Slimecicle Mariana and Juanaflippa’s family name is “dysfunctional™️” and that Quackity and Tilin’s fam is called “paternity court”