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cannibalisticskittles · 20 hours ago

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saw someone say they didn't get the people with 'older rooks' romancing emmrich bc they made their rook 19/20 to play up the drama and uh

girl i don't know what kinda drama you think you're intensifying because it certainly isn't going to be romantic, emmrich already has hang-ups about age, he is not going to fall for a goddamned teenager

and even besides that, the timeline of the game establishes that rook has been traveling with varric for about a year, and with some backgrounds, the event that made rook leave their faction and start them on the path to meeting varric could have happened weeks to months before that

in no universe would varric see a fucking 17 year old and decide yep, that's who's gonna get a crucial part in stopping a plot that could end the world

#even bethany/carver weren't THAT young and they were still young enough for everything that happened to be deeply tragic #he's not doing that shit again #but seriously tho i see this decently often #and. from the bottom of my heart i ask:#if you truly think that your favorite character that's in their 40s or 50s would wanna boink a teenager.#why on earth would they BE your favorite character.#emmrich is 56. there's tons of things to worry about RE: age for a rook that ISN'T a goddamn teenager #and i kinda get it when the person making these OCs is around that age. sure ok you want ur fave to be into someone ur age/that u relate to #but this person..... is around my age #girl. being into teenagers is not sexy. it is a massive red flag. crush their head like a melon.#i am. aware that this is mean of me but i stand by my disdain here.#you can be into what you're into -- vocally even -- but i can be just as vocal about finding it grody. love yourself. seek better.

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