#girl i think i forgot what happened in parkour civilization halfway through im sorry

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which marvel characters i think would jump for the chicken or the beef

Spider-Man: he would jump for the chicken because he saw Uncle Ben jump for the beef and die

Deadpool: 360 jumps for the beef and falls

Mr Fantastic: jumps for the chicken because he doesn't think it's logical to jump for the beef

Doctor Doom: jumps for the beef and makes propaganda about the fact that Reed is too cowardly to jump for the beef, challenges the Reed to a parkour battle every single day, the F4 are sick of it by now

Human Torch: jumps for the beef and does crazy 360 backwards jumps and shit just to fuck with the Thing

The Thing: tries to do a 360 jump for the beef to one-up Johnny and falls

The Invisible Woman: her force fields are essentially barrier block parkour and she just uses them to get to the beef

The Hulk: jumps for the beef and makes it but he accidentally breaks the block and gets sent to parkour prison for it, Bruce Banner jumps for the chicken

Captain America: jumps for the beef to make good ol' American hamburgers

Hawkeye (Clint): jumps for the chicken

Hawkeye (Kate): jumps for the beef, makes it, but then trips and falls into parkour prison right after

Gwenpool: kills the parkour pro offering her chicken or beef because she doesn't see any consequences for doing so, gets sent to parkour prison

Cyclops: goes for the chicken every day, Wolverine makes fun of him for it

Wolverine: also goes for the chicken because he doesn't gaf

Magneto: go for the beef every single day, distributes it amongst the mutants, when Professor X tells him he should distribute it amongst the humans too he challenges him and the rest of the X-Men to a parkour battle

Squirrel Girl: goes for the beef, makes it, befriends the parkour pro who gives her more beef, ascends the ranks of parkour civilization with breakneck speed, befriends the parkour champion, collects all the disks, befriends the parkour villain, and becomes the parkour god