#girl did i ever makw a tag for you

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somehow an influx of weird Alejandro stuff came into my head and I would like them out

Warning: no Raj involved, super sad

Actual warning: I actually don't know

- so I was looking at the AleDuncan tag for some reason..and I thought of something. What if Alejandro is literally trying to be like Duncan cause A. Duncan looks at him all weird or b. He needs some way to cope

I hope he knows that smoking is bad for your lungs and robbing banks will get you arrested

Who's gonna tell Al Duncan loves this guy for who already his and is literally trying to not be such a bad guy so makw Al happy

he'll fail at doing so either way but enjoy the thought while it lasts

- Alejandro is probably girly

If his hair was long enough he'd wear like 10 bows and hair clips and if it wouldn't come up in his bank records he'd buy a life sized dreamhouse

I bet he'd say shit like "haha yes very funny I can't believe I used to love Disney princess up until I was fifteen that was so immature and un-masculine hahahah" he's 32 he's rewatching Cinderella for the 57th time English dubbed

He'd use the excuse "oh these hairclips and bows and rings and necklaces and this? Oh no! That was what my niece second removed then readded did to me." José is sad and lonely Alejandro you have no niece

Heather caught him once

he was watching a Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse episode

She joined in after that

Now she helps in back up the niece claims

he likes Theresa. she's actually awesome.

- actually some random shit that came up in my head what if he had a stalker at one point

Like he's used to girls surrounding him and he takes it to his advantage but there was this one last that he was actually so uncomfortable with and somehow she got his address and now he's staring at the pair of blue eyes looking at him through the trees facing his window

horror story in the works anyways

that was so random right

anyways so basically there's sophomore Alejandro and he's literally trying not to shove a gun in his mouth trying to be studious so that papa loves him and then he gets enamored by like every gal and male in the school but luck him he gets seated to said stalker girl (can't use gal in this context she's not awesome) then she tryna be his friend and ale is like "okay I'll just lead her on" and then thinks he could trust her to some extent with his emotions because she's..eh she there and looks like she can stay silent hes basically god in her eyes

gets blackmailed because he couldn't keep his mouth shut and stalked and probably has plots some sort of way to, you know, end her permanently because to be quite frank in world tour he was really murderous

was that too dark for such a friendly blog

- on a lighter note he overcame anorexia

- not bulimia that's still there

- cat

End of elaboration

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"clock isn't that Domingo from SNL"

no it's alejandro

"hey Matt my brother ,aren't you happy Direct from Domingo, WE BOTH ARE DADDIES! Domingo gonna be in your forever WE'LL RAISE OUR BABIES IN MIAMI TOGETHER!!!"

d-o-m-i-n-g-o

okay this segment actually has nothing to do with Alejandro it's about his SNL counterpart

- he is trying his best to contain the autism because he heard a conversation between his parents and talking about him and how he's lacking but it mostly his dad his mom is his biggest supporter anyways

he was diagnosed when he was like 4 so no hos father wouldn't remember not that he even cared

there's a reason why he accidentally overdosed on antipsychotics because he thought the more frequently he took it he could be a lot more normal

according to Google you go into a coma after that

worse coma ever he didn't catch a break it was more of him questioning self worth

- he was 6'0 before TDWT finale but now he's 6'3 because he has prosthesis for both legs

disabled Alejandro

- on a lighter note I think that's all the random stuff that came into my head

that's it

"clock some of this stuff sounds a lot like you"

Whatttt it's not me I'm not projecting wtf nooooo

- new segment I just remembered Izzy and Alejandro are related okay bye

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