#gimmick authority shit

[the-gimmick-authority]

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- @wikipedia-the-official

(If you don't want to rp rn or you have too much going on, just don't respond. That's completely fine. I'd rather have you be healthy than rp ^^)

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[narrator voice] Welcome to what’s been going on in Det’s head for the last few weeks!

Time to get the invite list!

[the-gimmick-authority]

can't argue with that

I WILL MURDER EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE STOP THIS YOU RASCALS

Be gay !!!

Do crime !!!

[the-gimmick-authority]

*He stumbles back into the station, trembling wildly. He was limping /hard/ and his shirt looked...ashy? He smelled of fire and smoke too. No burns on his body, besides his nails. They looked pitch black. As soon as he entered, he fell into a coughing fit.*

(TW FOR LIKE MENTIONS OF FIRE TRAUMA, ANGSTY, MILD TORTURE, AND STUFF!!)

@the-prisonerr

ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT HAPPENED??!

[xey grab a first aid kit and rush towards them with Det] Why can’t you run like a normal prisoner- can you hear me?!

[she tries to magically heal him]

[the-gimmick-authority]

Hey, Exe Det and Police :)

their going to die before you and since your immortal you wont get to join them. :)

it may even be your fault! :)

:) Anon.

@meatybunger DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

@the-prisonerr i might kill you if you die.

It’s hilarious that you think immortality will stop me from dying.

Trust me, I would die before I let them suffer a loss like mine.

[the-gimmick-authority]

*kisses police in the mouth from new found lips*

[xey blush violently and kiss him back]

[the-gimmick-authority]

guys what if I told you

i took my assessment

and they said

"you have autism AND add"

what the fuck is add

what the fuck

also wiki told me autism is also a soup--

@the-prisonerr

They’re right, Wiki’s wrong, good job! I’ll tell Exe, it’ll be proud.

[the-gimmick-authority]

*steals the Detectives jacket without them noticing*

[later: WHERE’S MY JACKET GONE-]

Time to crack this case. Number one suspect: @meatybunger.

[the-gimmick-authority]

Tell Wikipedia to stop biting me at every chance they get, please?

-@the-gimmick-detective

[grabs popcorn] GO, @wikipedia-the-official!!

[the-gimmick-authority]

*fixes dets mental issues and makes them feel joy* :)

:) anon

mental health issues?? i don't have any! [they have tears on their face which haven't completely dried yet and they look like a mess]

[the-gimmick-authority]

H-hi is detective there-? *they ask shyly*

- @wikipedia-the-official

He’s in his room, come in! They said you may drop by.

[the-gimmick-authority]

[overnight, the number of criminals in the cells have doubled, and most of them have various injuries on them] [one of them is raving about some orange nerd-looking guy pulling a gun on him and investigating xem]

[Det is working himself to a breakdown, there are stress scratches all over his arms and he hasn’t eaten or drunk anything for ages]

[this is clearly because he misses @wikipedia-the-official; he’s gotten even sicker]

[the-gimmick-authority]

👁 V👁 hi

-@secretly-a-goose

Hello!

[the-gimmick-authority]

*puts three weighted blankets in front of you*

I GET ONE-

[two minutes later, Det is sitting without a blanket while the others are snuggled in them] Damnit.

[the-gimmick-authority]

Hey Judge, how are the wedding preparations going? :3

Good UwU the dwesses awe made UwU

[the-gimmick-authority]

Pretty boi [points at Detective]

- @wikipedia-the-official

[points back at you] PRETTIER WIKIPEDIA

GET A FUCKING ROOM

[the-gimmick-authority]

Hello...

Is trapping souls in this blog illegal?

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@theposttaster

NO. Not unless you have consent.