#gimmick authority shit

[the-gimmick-authority]

*it smelled of death from his room, and all you hear is sobbing.*

@the-prisonerr

JULES! Julian, are you okay?

[the-gimmick-authority]

can't argue with that

I WILL MURDER EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE STOP THIS YOU RASCALS

Be gay !!!

Do crime !!!

[the-gimmick-authority]

Hey is it a crime to be as cute as I am?

yeah, visual torture is illegal here.

[the-gimmick-authority]

WEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDING >:3

- @wikipedia-the-official

(If you don't want to rp rn or you have too much going on, just don't respond. That's completely fine. I'd rather have you be healthy than rp ^^)

WEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDINGWEDDING :D

[narrator voice] Welcome to what’s been going on in Det’s head for the last few weeks!

Time to get the invite list!

[the-gimmick-authority]

*He stumbles back into the station, trembling wildly. He was limping /hard/ and his shirt looked...ashy? He smelled of fire and smoke too. No burns on his body, besides his nails. They looked pitch black. As soon as he entered, he fell into a coughing fit.*

(TW FOR LIKE MENTIONS OF FIRE TRAUMA, ANGSTY, MILD TORTURE, AND STUFF!!)

@the-prisonerr

ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT HAPPENED??!

[xey grab a first aid kit and rush towards them with Det] Why can’t you run like a normal prisoner- can you hear me?!

[she tries to magically heal him]

[the-gimmick-authority]

Yes, please! [they all drink it]

@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...

One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.

And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.

You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.

@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.

[the-gimmick-authority]

Hey, Exe Det and Police :)

their going to die before you and since your immortal you wont get to join them. :)

it may even be your fault! :)

:) Anon.

@meatybunger DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

@the-prisonerr i might kill you if you die.

It’s hilarious that you think immortality will stop me from dying.

Trust me, I would die before I let them suffer a loss like mine.

[the-gimmick-authority]

*kisses police in the mouth from new found lips*

[xey blush violently and kiss him back]

[the-gimmick-authority]

guys what if I told you

i took my assessment

and they said

"you have autism AND add"

what the fuck is add

what the fuck

also wiki told me autism is also a soup--

@the-prisonerr

They’re right, Wiki’s wrong, good job! I’ll tell Exe, it’ll be proud.

[the-gimmick-authority]

YOU HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO SUCK TOES WITHOUT CONSENT!

We can call off the arrest if you want

can i suck ur toes

@the-gimmick-authority can you arrest this one for me

but yeah sure

[the-gimmick-authority]

*steals the Detectives jacket without them noticing*

[later: WHERE’S MY JACKET GONE-]

Time to crack this case. Number one suspect: @meatybunger.

[the-gimmick-authority]

Tell Wikipedia to stop biting me at every chance they get, please?

-@the-gimmick-detective

[grabs popcorn] GO, @wikipedia-the-official!!

[the-gimmick-authority]

*fixes dets mental issues and makes them feel joy* :)

:) anon

mental health issues?? i don't have any! [they have tears on their face which haven't completely dried yet and they look like a mess]

[the-gimmick-authority]

HEY, MOTHERFUCKER. LEAVE WIKIPEDIA ALONE, THEY MAY BE A RABIES CARRIER BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HURT 'EM.

*bites your right ankle off and shakes the blood spilling out of it onto your face.*

OW GODDAMMIT

STOP IT

THAT HURTS

MY LEG!!

I'LL CALL THE POLICE

@the-gimmick-authority

[the-gimmick-authority]

H-hi is detective there-? *they ask shyly*

- @wikipedia-the-official

He’s in his room, come in! They said you may drop by.

[the-gimmick-authority]

[overnight, the number of criminals in the cells have doubled, and most of them have various injuries on them] [one of them is raving about some orange nerd-looking guy pulling a gun on him and investigating xem]

[Det is working himself to a breakdown, there are stress scratches all over his arms and he hasn’t eaten or drunk anything for ages]

[this is clearly because he misses @wikipedia-the-official; he’s gotten even sicker]