#gimme potato in any form other than gnocci

[littledonkeyburrito]

I like hotdogs but only the shitty ones

1. Do you have a garden shed in your backyard? I do not have a backyard

2. Who is the tallest person you know and how tall are they? I don’t know who is tallest but I think I know a few that are ~6′4″

3. What was your lowest mark on your previous report card? That was like 6 years ago. I have no idea.

4. What are you listening to? I think a neighbour is vacuuming. 

5. What year are you/did you graduate? 2011

6. Do you prefer non-diet or diet soda? Diet. Most diet soft drink tastes the same as regular to me so I may as well just not have the sugar.

7. Do you like seafood? I didn’t much as a kid, but I do now. Prawns are so damn good.

8. Are you craving anything right now? Sex tbh

9. Do you dress appropriately for your age? Nah honestly I kinda dress like a kid

10. Can you speak any other languages? I can get by in spanish

11. If McDonalds sold hot dogs, would you buy them? No. I like hotdogs but only the shitty ones at the zoo or an amusement park. For some reason, those are essential to the zoo/park experience for me.

12. How long is your hair? Not very. But needs a trim fairly soon or it’ll start curling into my ears which is The Most Annoying Stage of hair growth. 13. Do you like your neighbors? Don’t know them well but they seem cool.

14. What was your first pets name? What, are you trying to get the answers to my security questions?

15. What do you remember most when you were 10? I went to Europe for a month with my Dad and brother.

16. What teacher did all the high school boys/girls have a crush on? Mr Hayes.

17. Where do you see yourself in a year? Who the fuck knows? Preferably not dead

18. If you were able to change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would have better skin

19. Do you hate your weight? No, I am a good weight.

20. Have you ever stepped on a snail? Not on purpose.

21. Do you prefer baked potatoes or mashed potatoes? Just gimme potato in any form other than gnocci

22. Do you prefer ankle socks over regular socks? No, I’m pretty specific about my socks. Gotta be crew cut.

23. Last movie you’ve seen in theaters? Spiderman Homecoming but I plan on seeing Thor Ragnarok tomorrow

24. Would you ever go backpacking across any country? Obviously. Have you met me? I fucking love travelling and backpacking.

25. Would you prefer to travel around the world by yourself or with a friend?  Friend. But I can make do. Group tours or hostels are great for making new travel friends.

26. Do you usually wear shorts around your house all year long? I only wear shorts as pyjamas. And I don’t usually wear my pyjamas all day. I used to, but not anymore bc I get antsy if I don’t have a shower and get changed every day. Probably a good thing tbh, gives me at least some kind of routine.

27. What state were you born in? T’was not a state but a county and I have no idea what that county is called.

28. Do you think Disney World could ever get old? If I went to the same one often enough, yes.

29. If you could, would you hookup with the last person you messaged?  No

30. What are your favorite things to spend money on? TRAVEL

31. What do you usually order on a pizza? I used to have a standard order from dominos back in aus but they changed the menu not long before I left. Since being in Europe, I have never gotten a takeaway pizza. I usually cook/eat whatever I have at home.

32. Do you and your boyfriend/girlfriend fight a lot? I am single.

33. Who’s the first person with the letter “m” in your contacts? Maggie

34. Which would you rather have a new puppy or kitten? Puppy. But I am not a position to be getting any pet because I move around too much.

35. How old will you be on your next birthday?
 24

36. What color are your underwear? Light purple, like a lavender colour.

37. What is the average number of customers that stop by where you work? I don’t currently have a job, and my old job didn’t really have customers. 38. When you are having a bath, do you have the water low, medium, or high? It has been years since I’ve had a bath. I used to always have the water low but I’d have preferred it higher.

39. Do you know anyone who pronounces ‘ketchup’ with ‘catsup’? I thought that was just a thing Mr Burns said in that one episode of the simpsons. Do people actually say it like that? 40. What makes a person physically beautiful to you? Well I guess I gotta describe my type here. Tall, brown eyes, dark hair, tanned skin. Obvs other people are beautiful too but if you got this then you’re already a step ahead of the pack for me. Although I get that I just described like half of the world’s population. 41. Would you rather have a hospital become a church, or vice versa? Need more hospitals, less churches. 42. Would you miss winter if it never came back? Why or why not? Yes because SKIING

43. Does bad weather ruin your day? Why or why not? No. Even when I get drenched and cold from rain I figure it’s still an experience and I try to make it amusing for myself instead of just plain shit. 44. What is one thing stopping you from becoming a veterinarian? Well I started at uni with the intention of becoming one. I don’t know what specifically changed my mind but after my first semester (of an adjacent degree) I decided vet wasn’t for me. Then dropped out of uni completely after my second semester. 45. When you read 'bass’ just now, was it read like the fish or the instrument? Instrument.

46. What would you like a pint of right now? It could be anything. I’m already drinking beer so I guess another 47. What is one thing that the Titanic has taught you? To never sit through another shitty 3 hour movie again.  48. Are you avoiding correspondence with anyone you actually like? If so, why? Yeah I’m still waiting to see how long it’ll take him to message me first. It’s been like 5 days now. I’m starting to think I should take a hint.

49. When I say cricket, do you picture the insect or the sport first? Insect

50. If you were ever to be famous, how would you want your signature to look? I would probably have my public signature be my initials and keep my normal one for documents and stuff 51. What are two things you usually do with ice? Cool down my drinks and...??? 52. Describe your last history teacher in one sentence. I never took history

53. If you had to only use either shampoo or conditioner, which would it be? My hair is too short and gets greasy too quickly for me to use conditioner so I haven’t used it in like a year or two. So, shampoo.

54. If two countries had to switch languages, which two countries should it be? England should speak hindi so they can gain some perspective and stop being whiny little bitches. India speaks some english anyway so not that big a difference for them. 55. Do you budget when you go grocery shopping? Why or why not? No because I only buy what I need to buy. It costs however much it costs.

56. Who was the last person that borrowed money from you? My dad kept some of the money from selling my car for a while. I guess that counts.

57. The last message you sent to someone else - what did it say? "Looking for work like:” and then a picture of the sent folder from my emails which were all identical emails with my resume attached.

58. Would you be prepared to do a job that you didn’t like, if it paid well? Depends on how much I don’t like it. I can deal with mediocre for the money but if it’s absolute shit like that telemarketing job then nah probs not. Although even then it would depend on how much money we’re talking.

59. How long have you known the last person you messaged? It was 2 people and I have known them for 9 and 10 years.

60. Is there anyone on your Facebook friends list that you dislike? Why do you dislike them? Not actively dislike, but there’s a few I’m indifferent to and could probably delete.

61. What exactly did you eat for your last meal? Have you any idea what you’ll be eating your next meal? I had a baked potato with chicken, chorizo, capsicum, corn and sweet chilli sauce. Next meal will probably be cereal or spicy noodles tomorrow depending on whether I have breakfast

62. When will you next go for a night out? Ah who knows

63. Have you ever said that you’d never do something, and then done it? Almost definitely.

64. When did you last speak to one of your siblings? What did you talk about? I think I emailed my brother a week or so ago about people at work (he now works at the company that I worked at before I left aus)

65. Have you ever been told you’ve punched someone in your sleep? No..?

66. When can you legally go to an American bar? A couple of years ago

67. Could you go out in public looking like you do now? I could but I’d prefer to change my oversized jumper for a jacket.

68. Have you ever taken dance lessons? What kind? When I was a little kid I did ballet and apparently I was really good at it. When I was ~5 I entered a competition called the Eisteddfords and I got gold in the under 8′s category.

69. Do you think you get enough physical activity each day, or not? Not even close. Most days I don’t even leave my apartment because I have nothing to do.

70. Does you house have air conditioning, or do you use a bunch of fans? AC

71. Do you prefer liquor or beer?  Depends on my mood. Sometimes beer, sometimes rum and coke.

72. Are you excited for winter? Yes, but so far I have not enjoyed the cooler weather as much as I usually do and I’m not sure why. 73. Do you ever think about what your life will be like when you’re your parents’ age? I really don’t.

74. What would you do if you and the last person you kissed got pregnant? My body has already established that I am not pregnant (slight relief) but if I was I would panic and message a couple of friends and probably organise for an abortion. I suppose I’d have to tell him about it too and let him have a say but I don’t think there’s any way I’d let him talk me into having a kid.

75. Do you ever drunk dial? No, but every now and then I drunk message.

76. Have you ever had a moment with someone you like that seemed like a movie moment? Okay so the guy in Panama, right. We were at a bar and met up with one of his friends, a colombian guy. We were chatting and I mentioned that while in Colombia I never tried the Bandeja Paisa (national dish) because it’s massive and I was never hungry enough. He was almost horrified that I hadn’t tried it. He then found out that it was my last day in central america so he made a couple of phone calls and changed all of their plans. Originally panama guy was going to go back to the friend’s place and stay there for a few days before he flew back home. Instead, the three of us went and picked up the friend’s wife, drove out to their place an hour out of the city, while we each drank several beers, so they could shower and get changed. We then drove back to the city and went to a colombian place for dinner so I could try that dish. We then hung out in a bar for a few hours and drank and played pool and then panama guy stayed with me in my hotel for my last night.  Literally, this guy that I’d never met before changed all of his plans, without prompting, so that his friend could spend one more night with a girl (me).That was pretty cool. I also never mentioned anything to this guy about me and panama guy being together so clearly panama guy had briefed him beforehand.

77. What was your last alcoholic beverage? I am currently drinking beer.

78. Are you an emotional person? Not at all. 

79. Can you dance? I can’t. Also, when a latino guy asks if you can dance and you say no and he asks you why not, apparently “because I’m white” isn’t actually an acceptable answer and it will just confuse him. I confused a few boys in panama/colombia.

80. What’s your instagram? madz3694

81. Do you accept all of your friend requests on Facebook? Usually. But not if it’s someone I don’t know or someone I really don’t like.

82. What happened last night? I played some mass effect and then went to bed.

83. Do you find it annoying when others fake being ‘high’ or ‘drunk’? Okay so I immediately know that this was written by a teenager.

84. What’s the last video game you played? Mass effect

85. Are you in your pajamas at the moment? No.

86. Is your birth year an odd number? No

87. Do you ever say “FAIL” when people mess up? What is this, 2009?

88. What do you think about your cousins? A couple of them are overly christian but I don’t see them often. My little cousin Jimmy is a rad kid, he’s my fave. My little step-cousins are slightly moody but still alright kids.

89. How often would you say you take naps? When I travel, at every opportune moment. At home, almost never.

90. What are you wearing? Jeans, long sleeve shirt with an oversized jumper. Socks and shoes because my feet were cold so I haven’t taken them off since I went to the shops earlier.

91. Do you get yelled at for not using the little drink coasters? I live alone. Who tf is gonna yell at me?

92. What will your next buy be? Probably a movie ticket tomorrow to see Thor.

93. Can you sleep through thunderstorms? Better than when there’s no storm.

94. What does it take to get you out of bed early (before 9 am)? My alarm. But of course I’m not going to set an alarm unless I have a reason to be out of bed early.

95. Ever spent the night in a tent? A few times, yeah

96. Is it ever okay for a woman to ask out a man? Yeah of course it is

97. Where do you call home?  Currently, my apartment in Spain. But I still refer to my “home city” (Brisbane) and my “home town” (town my dad still lives in)

98. Have you ever been IN a wedding? No, but I have to pick up a thing from the post office tomorrow and I get the feeling it’s going to be a letter from my engaged friends asking me to be a groomsman. They can’t stand the idea of me wearing a dress so they don’t want me to be a bridesmaid.

99. Have you ever been covered in mud? So there’s this inactive volcano near Cartagena in Colombia that essentially a big ol mud pit. But it’s really bouyant so you float and physically cannot sink even if you try. It’s pretty cool and I went there while I was in colombia so obvs got covered in mud. If you want to google it, it’s called “Volcan de lado el totumo”

100. Do you want to be married and have a family of your own later in life? Probably not.