#giif2 tho

[askmoodymrgemini]

AS LONG AS EVERYONES JUST TRYING TO SHOVE YOU AND KARKAT TOGETHER)))-- OK, SO DUDE. GOTTA LISTEN HERE. OK. HUMAN-MARY, F***, KILL, TORTURE, BULLY, AND MAKE-SWOON-TO-THE-FREAKING-GREEN-SUN. pick one person for each corresponding action. No repeats. :3

what the actual fuck ii2 thii2 que2tiion. 

you couldn’t have ju2t DROPPED me an FMK could you? 

no, you had to be diifferent. well 2hiit let2 get diifferent.

two every 2iingle one of the2e the an2wer ii2 

me.

[askmoodymrgemini]

okay let2 do 2ome rapiid fiire two get the2e out of my face.

fiir2t, no ii don't want two ever have a grub wiith karkat becau2e that poor excu2e for a troll would be the mo2t attrociiou2 thiing iin any of the uniiver2e2 thii2 game creates. and iif KK's genetiic fluiid ever got wiithiin two miile2 of the drone2 KK would be culled.

2econd, KK's taiil ii2 great. not a2 good a2 portal but pretty good.

thiird, everyone hiit2 on karkat and iit'2 horriible for everyone el2e.

fourth, karkat vanta2 ii2 my be2t fuckiing friiend. he ii2 hiilariiou2, attractiive and an a22hole who ii love and hate 2iimultaneously at any giiven moment. he ii2 fuckiing fanta2tiic. 

fiifth, ii thiink ii'm done an2weriing a2k2 about KK for a liitle biit. giive me liike, two weeks and you can 2tart buggiing me wiith hiim agaiin okay?