#gift him that fancy instant coffee on christmas and see how cute he mask his delight

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Miguel &/ Reader, re: Coffee, Black For a brief time he got swapped place with Original peter into modern year (1992 comic), Miguel get to drink coffee and he was impressed that it was made from real coffee beans

which means... Miguel's 2099 dystopia futuristic world doesn't have coffee beans anymore, he just drinks whatever the coffee flavored chemical juice his world can mixed up. Even processed coffee and instant coffee requires actual coffee beans in it (but very low quality beans)

now imagine if u bring your $5 local cafe take-out coffee anywhere near him :))) just watch him squirming, seething with jealous, his enhanced senses of smell greedily taking in that cheap coffee from across the room. No among of wealth or resources within his controls can afford him the real thing. He doesn't know u wont mind bringing some for him or even get him instant coffee to brew at his own leisure, how is he even going to ask you for such a menial favor? He doesn't want to ask anyone to do anything unless it directly related to the job/ missions

imaging him gritting his teeth, swallow his ego, muster up the courage to ask u for some coffee and u tell him no❤ to his face? what is he going to do? kick u out of the spidey society? chase u around for your size small $5 coffee? look him dead in the eyes as you drink your coffee in one gulp and ask him what coffee