#ghostcryptid rant

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LOOK AT THE SHIT I JUST FOUND AT THE STORE???!!!!

FUCKING THE SECRET SATURDAYS??!!! THAT SHIT WAS MY JAM

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ayyyyyyyy *Finger guns*

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The pure terror when you hand your grandma the phone to look at the pictures you took during your little adventures and she starts swiping

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Do you know heo fucking it weird it is to be standing in the living room alone posing for a reference while holding a basball bat as if its an axe and your little brother comes home to you standing there menacinly looking like you were waiting for him to come home?

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TATTOO TIME TATTOO TIME TATTOO TIME

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I think its funny when im doing something on my phone or im like driving or something where I cant be on my phone so I ask the person and I ask about a word or they try and spell a word and are like

"You dont have auto correct??"

and I then have to explain that no i dont have auto correct because it kept auto correcting the names of characters I was using in my writings with a friend and whenever I talk about a fictional character

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Im at the arcade right?

YOU CAN BUY A FUCKING SAXAPHONE WITH TICKETS

HUH

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The bonk dragon has become my panic attack buddy XD

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Happy birthday!

Thank you!!!

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how’s it going

I tried to find a way to use your name in a pun or joke but I couldn’t think of anything

Thank you for asking! Its going well actually. Been drawing a lot more and working on a lot of things in my personal life so we vibin'

Hows it going for you??

I cant think of anything either but im also really bad with jokes XD

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our blogs are almost the same shade of red 👍 good choice i commend you for it

Hell yeah dude!

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Its dead fucking quiet and all you hear is like that suspense tone from spongebob

Like bro im trying to read fanfic i dont need to get jumpscared

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I think its fucking hilarious I strained the shit outta my hand whittling wood because I got so focused in that I just whittled wood for 2 hour

Anyways heres a cool bug I found at work and then released so it wouldnt get stepped on:

Lil fella

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I just got a new squishmellow and ITS A FUCKING SEA MONSTER AAAHHHHHH

LIKE LOOK AT HIM

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Sometimes I wonder where my old internet friends are. Like they were a huge part of my life back when I was in middle school. I just wonder how they are doing

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I was drawing something for my work and I accidently drew lightning mcqueen instead of my coworker /hj