#ghiaccio is a tsundere confirmed?

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I am jealous of artists who can pump art out like crazy

anyways meloghia because I love the dynamic of teasing top and bratty bottom

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How about some 7 minuets in heaven for la Squadra where they get stuck in the closet with their crush?

- Risotto is going to be lowkey awkward at first, all because he’s still a little unsure of whether his crush likes him back or not. As much as he’d love to act on his desires, he wouldn’t move a muscle unless he’d pick up on certain signs coming from his crush. Honestly they’d have to ease him into it (and everyone constantly yelling shit like “DO IT COWARD” from outside wouldn’t exactly be helping the poor man’s situation either), but after that Riso is going to put all of his anxieties away and finally make a move, his shaky hands wrapping around his crush’s waist as he’d lean in and kiss them slowly but tenderly. Next thing he knows, the door is flung open by a screaming Melone as Formaggio snaps a pic of the pair. So much for blackmail.

- Melone wouldn’t hesitate at all most likely. The second he gets shoved into that closet alongside his crush all that he’s thinking is “F I N A L L Y” because he’d be lying if he’d say that he wasn’t waiting for the perfect occasion to make a move on the person that he has been fancying. At first he’d try lowkey flustering his crush by asking them all sorts of questions and “accidentally” touching them (bonus points if his crush pulls a tsundere), but don’t be fooled for his patience is quite thin and he would show his true colors in no time. At some point Melone would say fuck it, drop the mind games and quite literally smash his lips against his crush’s. By the time the others open the door the pair would already be trying to undo eachother’s clothes. And be sure that Formaggio took a pic of that as well, just in case.

- Formaggio would also not hesitate at all, only that he’d have a slightly more softer approach than Melone, as in he would keep the mind games/flirting going for far long than and he’d wait for his crush to go in for the kill first. The man would go on and on about how he “noticed them eyeing him on more than one occasion” and that “he can see the passion in their intense gaze” and cheesy shit like that. The second he would lay a hand on them, his crush would immediately turn around and smash their lips on his, all whilst complaining about how obnoxious he is. Much like in Melone’s case, these two would already be half naked by the time the door is being unlocked, which is mainly why they would hurriedly make their way upstairs right after the rest of the gang drag them out while clowning them.

- In the case of Ghiaccio, it’s a fucking disaster to say the least. He would throw tantrum once he and his crush get selected and would pretty much scream his ass off up until the others manage to restrain then throw him into the closet and lock the door behind him. At this point his crush would either be terrified of doing anything or would take this as an opportunity to tease Ghiaccio and eventually make a move. Nevertheless, Ghiaccio won’t admit to a single fucking thing and would only crack if his crush is REALLY persistent with their teasing, because we all know that he’s a fucking tsundere who would be going red in the cheeks the second his crush implies anything. To make matters worse, he’d only get more defensive once he’d hear the others’ muffled laughs coming from outside. All in all, right as he’d loosen up and his crush would be slowly leaning in for a kiss, the door would open and the entire room would be suddenly filled with cheering and chaotic screaming. Will Ghiaccio’s life become literal hell after this event? Definitely.

- Illuso would be pretty much acting like Risotto, only EVEN more hesitant. He simply doesn’t want to make his crush feel awkward, and besides he doesn’t even know how they would react if he were to suddenly lean in and kiss them. If anything, the man would shyly ask them if they like him back before doing anything else, and would pretty much end up confessing his love right in that fucking closet. His crush would merely chuckle in response as they would gently cup his face, letting the man know just how adorable he is right before leaning in and softly kissing him. In that second, Formaggio and Melone would open the door and everyone would (half mockingly) go “AWWW” at the cutesy sight in front of them. Let’s just say that Melone and Formaggio had yet another reason to pick on Illuso from that day on.

- Prosciutto is pretty much the most straightforward guy here. He’s a blunt man who always says exactly what he wants and wastes no time in doing so, hence why he’d immediately tell his crush that he does in fact fancy them the second the door closes behind them. Prosciutto is smooth as all fuck and will lightly tease them before doing anything else just to confirm if his crush is just as eager as he is. He’d lightly run his fingertips up and down their arms as he’d lean in closely and tell them just h o w much he likes them, and not even two minutes later the pair would already be engaging in a good ol’ heated makeout session. These two would be all over eachother and wouldn’t give a shit at all, not even when the door is being flung wide open and the others are screaming their heads off. All that Prosciutto does afterwards is fix his collar, lean into his crush’s ear and tell them that he’ll “deal with them later” then just as smoothly make his way out of the closet.

- Pesci is most likely the worst at handling this. Not only does he absolutely fucking suck at concealing a crush, but he’d quite literally have a mental breakdown breakdown the second he’s mere inches away from his crush inside that closet. He won’t try a single thing due to his awkwardness and would constantly apologize whenever his arm accidentally brushes against his crush’s. The only good outcome would be if his crush would take the lead, confess that they also like him back then make the first move. If that happens then be sure that Pesci is immediately going to return the kiss, relief washing over him the second he feels his crush’s arms wrap around his waist. By the time the closet door is being opened Pesci is going to be redder than a beetroot, not to mention that he’d also start fucking hyperventilating. It would only get worse as he’d step out of the closet and everyone would start teasing him for it. But hey, at least he and his crush are an official thing now.

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YALL I JUST REALIZED THAT THE THUMB FOR MELONES HAND WAS BACKWARDS 😭😭

here's the more anatomically correct version of 'Friday I'm In Love'