#getting unsolicited asks like im some kind of beloved creator and not just talking endlessly abt my little mind palace

[kylejsugarman]

omg please write more about Jane and Baby *puppy eyes*

dude u know i need zero prompting to talk more about my silly little au's.....im going to try to keep this light because yk. jane. but shes initially dubious about renting out her place to jesse because a) well look at him and b) she didnt exactly move out to live her cool independent 20s life just to end up neighbors with a baby. he insists that she's quiet ("u can ask like. well she doesnt really know anyone. u can ask me, shes super quiet") and he has the money and its better than renting to a weird old guy, so she agrees. baby is a good neutral topic for them to discuss whenever they cross paths and even though jane's never really been big on kids, she thinks baby's a cutie and its fun to use her as a tool for teasing jesse (jane accepting the month's rent voice: now baby, did u make sure he counted it out correctly this time?). as they get closer, jane is more and more endeared to baby not just because she's a little creature, but because she makes jesse drop all pretenses and act completely genuine. hes his truest self around her. she'll pretend like she doesn't enjoy babysitting and will tell jesse that she should be paid at Least minimum wage if she's going to be his landlord AND his childcare service, but she usually drops the joke quickly (jesse takes a lot of what she says Way too seriously and sometimes he seems weirdly distressed about having to leave. for his "job". which jane knows isnt a conventional job but what good does it do to challenge him on that now) because she likes baby. its funny to dress her up and paint her itty bitty little nails and surprise jesse with his daughter's New Look when he comes back home. jane especially enjoys carrying baby around either of their places and pointing out things that they can Admire and Study together. sure its just a sink faucet, but what does baby know about sinks?? or water?? or resource distribution in a moderately sized city??? its gotta be blowing her little mind. they can spend 45 minutes just staring into the mirror together and pondering reality. agony anguish sobbing torture follows obviously, but when they finally get the money from walt, jane says that it can finally be just them. just the three of them. and no one can tell them what to do.