#getting jiggy wit it igg

[mangoxanax]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆ A strange encounter. ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆ ; characters: Tulip (flower demon), Stwberri (a basic human) warnings: profanity, shoplifting, err dats it

A/N: this is 1/2, part 2 should be up by friday 🫶🏾 nd enjoy shawty bae's

Tulip was walking out of his house making sure his flower antennas and tail were tucked into his pants and his hat before walking out the door. he approached his car and decided to drive to five below before going to publix.

Upon his arrival to five below, as he was walking into the blue and white themed store with various clothing, makeup, toys, and home items, he ran into a relatively short man with pink hair wearing grey sweatpants, brown hoodie, a sage green nirvana shirt, and combat boots. "eh- sorry dude didnt mean ta' bump into ya." the man apologized profusely.

his strong new jersey accent echoing into Tulips ears. "da names stwberri. S-T-W-B-E-R-R-I. dont get it twisted ya hear?" he was quite the demanding one despite his size, but tulip always heard that "the shorter the human, the bigger the temper." he thought to himself before shaking out his thoughts and apologizing his ownself.

"oh i apologize as well!! my name is tulip! like the flo-" "i know watcha talkin' about. I know what a tulip is." this human was quite rude. "Oh- uhm...okay..." after a heavy silenced filled the skateboard section of five below, the short black man began to speak once again, but what came out of his mouth truly shocked the alien.

"Ya wanna rob da publix wit me? we could get sum hello kitty shit an' what not." Tulip stood in shock his jaw dropped his tail in between his legs (literally), his antennas at a low underneath his beanie. "y-you.. cant just say that to a stranger sir--" "do ya wanna go or not??" he decided not to pass up the oppurtunity of a possible lifetime, despite being alive for 450+ years.

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