#getting back on topic. could not be more pesimisstic about this movie if i tried. when will barbie be magical again i miss her sm | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cescalr · 2 years ago

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Barbie movie trailer looking fucking terrible. BRB gonna go get out my white blue and red 3d glasses and watch magic of pegasus to remeber what joy feels like /joke but not really. Only the part where I still have those glasses and wouldn't give myself a headache trying to use them haha don't you just love degenerative eye conditions and the passage of time

#not kidding that i own the good barbie animatied films on dvd though. i would never joke about that. i watched ALL OF THEM. the good ones.#not the boring ones. barbie and her sisters i could not care less #fairytopia? mariposa? island princess?#rapunzel? muskateers? nutcracker? swan princess?#12 dancing princesses? fashion fairytale?#my guys i even liked thumbelina. i thought spy squad or whatever the fuck was terrible though #and i didnt like that star one #im the rare barbiegirlie who likes ALL THREE versions of princess and the pauper. uhuh thats right. ALL THREE.#i like the barbie diaries my guys. my guys. i had the barbie social media/online game thing back in the day. i owned too many barbie ds #games. barbie my beloved #this movie looks soo so bad. so bad. soooooo bad.#id rather be watching that other movie where a doll comes to life and has to choose between being human and going back to her plastic #existance. yeah at least that one was heartfelt. at least that one was fun.#she was a barbie expy anyways. regardless #getting back on topic. could not be more pesimisstic about this movie if i tried. when will barbie be magical again i miss her sm #barbie in a christmas carol. barbie and the secret door. babes i even liked the superhero one.#gang you gotta understand me here. i like barbie. i fucking love pink. shes so great.#this movie is raising my hackles standing my hair on end it is acriving fight flight freeze and im not fucking scared of it so you know #what the answer there will be. my teeth physically clench when i see this movie's posters. i have a viscerally hateful reaction when i see #this absolute trainwreck. ugh.#im not paying for this. ill watch it just because i dont want things to be bad ever but like. im only paying for it after ive seen it IF it #exceeds expectations. if it isnt just okay. if its good. if its great. ill buy the damn movie. but if its okay if its shit if its as bad as #i expect. fuck that noise. i will be a hater on main about it #love barbie. dont ruin my girlie pls greta gerwig #ive watched a gg movie before btw. it was really really not my kind of movie. i enjoyed not a second of it.#it was Frances Ha by the by. just fucking boring as hell #barbie movie obviously very different in tone to FH but... that trailer Felt like i Knew it was Greta before her name showed up on screen.#thats not a good sign. not for me.#and i was right about the terrible casting. what was even any of that. thats not barbie and its DEFINITELY not ken.#who the fuck is that man. imposter.

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