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[russellembruncan]

Posted @withregram • @theplantedarrow Flyers have arrived to help spread the word! You will be seeing these go into the hands of every customer in the store and then some. Yes there are 2 spelling errors #dontdoworkonyourcellphone #getaneditor I’m so embarrassed, but you all get the gist of it 🎅🏻 Start spreading the word.. This will be one awesome market to attend. #christmasmarket #shoplocal #artisans #handmade #theplantedarrow #ohyeahbaby https://www.instagram.com/p/CVRQLM_F2bY/?utm_medium=tumblr

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1. Breadcrumbs? Breadcrumbs? Is it really supposed to be THAT coarse? 2. The different spellings of coarse on the same side of the box. 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ #coffeepress #Frenchpress #spellingmatters #learntospell #getaneditor #hireme #Icanmakeyoulooknotstupid https://www.instagram.com/p/BxnHLJqFA7O/?igshid=8yz6mack2r4

[iron-dad-is-iron-dead]

Working on it NOW!!!!!

#whyhasntthisbeendoneyet #mygodd #getaneditor

Okay but AU where Tony is an advice columnist who specializes in relationship disasters (like, he is overly qualified, dear readers, rest assured) and Steve is a letter-writer who keeps coming back for more advice on how to get his gorgeous, brilliant co-worker to notice him.

Tony: Seriously, no one’s that oblivious, dump him. You sound like you could do better than someone who’s too chicken-shit to let you down gently.

Steve: *reading the response and then staring sadly at Tony across the breakfast table* 

Eventually Steve will quote something from the column and Tony is like “wait, wait. Wait. Loveless in Brooklyn?”

And Steve’s like “You read The Hopeless Romantic?”

Tony: “I am The Hopeless Romantic, what the fuck?”

Tony: “…”

Tony: “Holy shit, I told you to dump me.”

Clint: *watching all of this while eating his cereal* “You also called yourself a douchebag at least three times in one paragraph, get an editor.”