#get yote professor

[blaiddllodi]

It was no surprise that his main rival for this game was a fellow member of his house, and one he held in such high esteem as Ares. From the moment they had met properly, it was apparent that they were cut of a similar cloth, and that they carried themselves with all the rigor and drive demanded by their stations, and by the standards baked into their foundations by centuries of tradition.

Dimitri smiled, almost a grin, almost boyish. He couldn't begrudge Ares the competitiveness, it was something that came easily during events such as these.

Before he'd the chance to reply with action of his own, their chaperones, it seemed, had untangled from one another – the strange bedraggled man continued to struggle in the dense mud, clinging to his legs and preventing momentum from building, but the Deer professor...in spite of the setback of Dimitri having thrown him off-kilter, he took it in stride and bounded forward, past himself and Ares, calling back to them equally tauntingly.

A small laugh, a gentle exhalation huffed through his nose, and Dimitri shrugged.

"Very well, professor, if this is how it's to be!"

In similar fashion to the game during the excursion to the island, Dimitri squatted, briefly, gathering his balance before launching with all his power forward, sailing through the air past both Ares and the rowdy professor – his feet landed solidly in the slick mud, and he skidded back, dropping a hand to the earth to prevent falling back any further.

1d3->3, Advances to Space 5; 1d10->5, hazard proc, moves back to space 4

"Hello again, professor! Goodbye again, professor!" There was a moment where the man could have acted, if he chose, could have prevented Dimitri's hands from slipping to his belt and to the lapel at his collar, but that moment slipped by and Dimitri lifted the man bodily and tossed him back down the hill.

Space 4 Contested Roll 1d10->5, stays on Space 4

Playing in the Mud

Distress | King of the Hill

[limetimo]

Who You Really Are by Ayolen Severus is a girl and he swaps bodies with Lily via a potions accident; Sev in Lily's body is a Marauder's magnet and Lily in Sev's body says yes to a date with Regulus

Fire In Love by English is my death (Lena013) One Piece's Ace, Sabo and Luffy get reincarnated as Regulus, Lily and Harry and they might not live happily ever after but they do live happily for a little while. Very nice

two coffins for sleep by Anonymous for brightened ♥♥♥ Severus treats Regulus' cave-poisioning

The Unknowable Room by QSWP I'm really interested to know where this is going. Lily and Regulus get stuck in a deathly escape room, escape with their life intact, but the mystery remains to be solved

The Depths of the Abyss by Anonymous ♥♥♥♥♥ Wartime Bartylus my beloved I am soft I am tender

Everything Has Changed (Taylor's version) by Youvebeenfandomed Reg gets yote to 1995

Double date by Arik_readsbooks Pandalily Jegulus doubledate!

You've Got Us by Arik_readsbooks Barty and Evan comfort Regulus when he's a saddo

l'éphémère (the ephemeral) by anouri Ballet dancer Regulus gets hit by James on a motorcycle and his leg is FUCKED and since he hit da bricks and changed his name he has nobody to help him while he recovers and so James takes it on himself and it's slowburn

Of Middle Names and Myth by DefinitelyNotStraight bamf blacks

A (somewhat unconventional) Black Family Getaway by Trex_patronus PoA but Regulus is also a Azkaban escapee ♥♥♥

Grey by Nevermindmeatall182 a lot of Regulus whump, read the tags

After all, he's mine by anauro for otrtbs ♥♥♥♥♥ Bad Romance by Lady Gaga is the BArtylus soundtranck bye

Tempest by pjxckson James loses a bet, models nude for an art class, and has sex with Regulus in the bathroom

someday by justwhatialwayswanted crying screaming throwing up I love them your honour Regulus/Evan

tomorrow by justwhatialwayswanted CRYING SCRAMING THROWING UP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOUR HONOUR Regulus legally breaks Barty out of Azkaban

daisy chain lovers by Beyond_the_Grace Regulus fucks off to muggle world and dates petunia evans and the world is a better place and harry grows up loved

we'll be okay, won't we? by bee_the_nerd good vibes good vibes, Jegulily!

birthright and brotherhood by paldogangsaan Sirius runs away. Regulus ensures he can remain free.

The Curse of Juno by LdyBastet Lucius/Severus sexy times but Reg is mentioned so like, good enough

Severus' Garden by Bonfoi severus is looking for a husby amongst his past lovers

Black Out by ThinLine_Archivist Severus and Sirius have sex, and talk about regulus

To Touch by OnceUponaLegend Regulus as a Thing for Severus' hands, gentle smut

We are all Stardust by rrosie_08 Seer REgulus ayo Jegulus to be

hearts are wild creatures by brightened Black bros incest also sad

Unresting Death by brightened Sirius is upsetti

Forced to Stay by w0scarz muggle au, regulus has to stay with sirius after their parents perish in a oh so mysterious fire

𝔻𝔼𝕁𝔸 𝕍𝕌 by august (cassiehowardstherapist), cassiehowardstherapist regulus is put in Sirius' custody rather unexpectedly, enither of them likes it

Domestic Life, Was Never Quite My Style by Ick_arus Regulus holds harry for the first time

Good summer, Mr Thomas? by BennieLee Out of Lake Quite Mad but from Dean Thomas' view. Regulus looked much saner from the outside than from the inside

sun and shadow by justwhatialwayswanted marauders era ppl in percy jackson au, Regulus the son of hades has a c r u s h on Evan teh son on afrodita and what would you say it might be mutual (it'S sooooooo mutual Regulus is just oblivious)

The Way We Hold Hands by moonshinemaker modern AU Jegulus and Wolfstar "You bitch why are you dating my best friend/brother" we do love to see it

leo by swirlees Regulus survives and becomes a Creatures profesor

supernova by swirlees Creatures professor Regulus Black would like his estranged brother to stop being a bitch and get caught finally. Also hi hello what a good big black doggo yes

A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs by aphrsditea James is bipolar and ADHD and Sirius is in AFRICA and James for got to take his pills... quite a few days in row... and his flowers are dying... but his new mysterious mean but pretty neighbour Regulus has really nice plants so maybe he'll help James save his? I devoured this like, in a day

A Way Out by Anonymous a comics! Peter and Regulus the boyfriedns ♥♥♥ meet up to discuss what to do now that they know about horcruxes.

La Sylphide by pjxckson Ballet dancer regulus is so ♥ jegulus

The First of Many by zeddmarker JEgulily dating! Regulily got together first and i like that

Fated to Fall by ouzell soulamates au jegulus

the world i close my eyes to see by tonberrys blind regulus, he gets around

Unmanageable Mischief Podcast by jeepcharlie modern hogwarts podcast!

where the ice burns by jelenaRusso Regulus in Azkaban huhueheehhe ♥♥♥

Bound By Strings by moonyfest the wallout of war in au where regulus was a spy (read the first part first it'll make more sense) Jegulus and marylily

The Consequences Of Our Actions by Dancersock for Booktopus Jegulily domestic fluff!

All the things you want me to do by Samunderthelights Regulus gets drunk and ends up in Jily's bedroom. They might want more than just sex

Dark Red by veriableflowers Jegulily smut but with a lot of emotions

Unexpected turn of events by Morriguns_box James and Regulus semi-accidentally walk in on Lily domming Severus, they both realise they're kinda into that. Endgame Lily/Reg and James/Severus. James POV

Made Real by Maeglin_Yedi Lily fucked up. I don't know how to tell you this girl but PERHAPS the solution to your husband being hit with an infertility curse is NOT designing a magic ring that will trap you until you have sex with the person you're trapped with. Oh how the tables turn, dead dove do not eat

Snakeface by Mr_Customs_Man Marauders pull a prank, it gets out of the hand in unexpected ways, Severus/Regulus and Severus/James

[novemberthecatadmirer]

Thoughts about “The Wind in the Willows”(I HATE IT) as a Person with ADHD 

So I finished listening to the Audiobook of the Wind in the Willows

(And figured out a difficult illustration composition while listening to it, GOOD!)

AHHHHHHHH I have THOUGHTS

I love everything around the Mole and the Rat.

I hate, I HATE everything the narrative writes about Toad.

SERIOUSLY I AM FUCKING MAD

As a person growing up with ADHD I hate the way Toad was written, I HATE IT SO MUCH

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Having quick, intense obsession over one thing following another, having SO MANY hobbies then getting bored and dropping them one by one

Your strong obsessions hurt you, hurt your health and hurt your life and hurt your reputation

You mean well, you try so hard, you want to have everything IN CONTROL because you have so little control over your crazy obsessions

AND PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE IMPATIENT AND WANT YOU TO BE NORMAL AND RESPECTABLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

And you know there is something wrong with you, but you do not know what is exactly wrong, you just know there is something wrong with you because why it is so hard for you to just be like everyone else

And you believed, you believed these well-meaning people older than you, who know better and love you and are concerned about you, that you are impatient and ungrateful and you just need to try harder to be GOOD and NORMAL

You want to believe them because then that means there is nothing wrong with you you just need to try HARDER

But you do not really believe them. Because you tried and you are trying and you have been trying all your damned life and IT JUST DID NOT WORK and you are exhausted and you do not want to try anymore

Because no matter how HARD you try you cannot be “good and normal”, you just cannot. These people are supposed to love you, and you love them, and they looked at you and see someone impatient and not trying enough. FOREVER.

They want to fix you and then they can love you but you know you cannot be fixed so they will never love you the real way they just love the potential fixed version of you but that fixed version of you is an illusion and no one will love you the way you currently are

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In my teenage and early 20s that nearly drove me mad. I got into crippling depression and anxiety. It still drives me mad, the condescendence from a parent figure that just want you to be fixed and be normal and blame you for not trying hard enough.

I did not actually yote myself over some metaphorical cliff. Mostly thanks to school counsellors, extremely supportive friends, and accidentally stumbling into a reddit post about ADHD (I never knew the term before, growing up in a social environment extremely blind to mental illness). However it was a kind of close call, before I realized oh it is really not something wrong with me, it is just something different.

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Then I searched the author Kenneth Grahame and I was like WHAT

He based Mr. Toad on his SON

Alastair Grahame. Who was born disabled. An only child. Committed suicide 5 days before reaching 20 in 1920

His demise was recorded as an accidental death out of respect for his father. - Wikipedia, Kenneth Grahame

LIKE WHAT. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

According to Cardiff University Professor Emeritus Peter Hunt, Grahame shared a house in London with a set designer, W. Graham Robertson, while Grahame's wife and son lived in Berkshire. - Wikipedia, Kenneth Grahame

So yeah.

I think he was figuring out things about himself. But he was also a distant father. He had his own troubles to figure out. But I think he sucked at being a father.

The way he wrote Mr. Toad. The way he wrote Toad’s obsession as something BAD and PATHETIC and FUNNY.

The way he initially created the whole story to entertain his son. Created something with LOVE. Tried to connect with this son he just could not understand with metaphorical stories. 

But the metaphors were BAD. The story is biased and condescending and the story JUDGES.

He tried to teach his son maturity and respectability by creating a character and mocking the character.

His son, Alastair Grahame, who was a child with disability and was sent away to boarding school, tried so hard to have his father love him. His son called and called for helps in letters and letters. But this respectable author turned away because he saw troubles in his son and he could not understand and he probably had his own bucket of troubles to deal with and it was all too overwhelming. So he turned away. 

And he escaped into his stories where everything can be FIXED and Toad would learn his lessons and be A GOOD TOAD.

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I cannot stop thinking about it.

There is something extremely, extremely cruel and UGLY with the kind of fact that your father does not understand you and he mocked (unintentionally) you in his story. Then his story got popular and everyone loves his story and LAUGHS at the character that basically (unintentionally) mocks at something in you that you cannot fix.

I don’t know. I think that is the kind of thing that can drive someone over some edge.

(And the fact that Alastair Grahame’s suicide was treated as a shame. Brushed over as an accident.)

(Okay maybe I am being emotional because I got personal experience. There was this elementary teacher who wrote me in a self-promo article as some crazy troubled child that learned to be normal because of her loving help. She got the promotion and left to teach at another school probably with higher salary. And 9-year-old me got bullied by classmates because she gifted each and every parents of kids in my class that damned book contained her article. They went back home and told their children to stay away from the crazy kid. That damned experience fucked me up extremely hard. It literally took me YEARS to realize I do not have to be extremely careful with everything I do to not be viewed as a lunatic. Also my first experience with “sometimes the bad guy wins.”)

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I respect Kenneth Grahame the way I respect dead artist. His story is wonderful and nice. I really, really love the Mole and the Rat.

It just hurts a little to read Mr. Toad. And hurts a lot after learning that the Toad was an unintentional mockery based over the author’s own child with disability and likely depression who was emotionally neglected and abused by the author (probably unintentionally but abuse is abuse.)

And the book was written in this time period that the idea of Mental Illness and Disorder and Neurodiversity was NOT A THING. Like Damn it in early 20th century people barely understood psychology and had ALL THE RIDICULOUS IDEAS. Therapy? Go to talk someone in the church. Ask help from the God out there.

It is also extremely clear that Kenneth Grahame had his own struggles that he did not understand and needed help himself. Like, he probably needed so, so many therapies. How do you blame a parent who was far from mentally well themselves for not being able to meet their children’s mental needs? They are parent but they are also just another fallible human being. Yet emotional abuse is still abuse it still happened even when no one wanted it to happen.

To me it is just another “LOVE is good and powerful but LOVE does not fix your problems and LOVE itself is not enough and never enough.” Nah we need respect and listening and trust. Like trusting someone’s experience and struggle to be real even when we are not able to experience the world the same way they experience the world.

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I think it is really good that people know about ADHD now. (Still not enough) (Still not enough in my country) (My relatives still deny it despite apparently having it themselves) And there are medicines and methods to deal with it or make it easier. Even without medicines and helpful methods, merely recognizing it itself is a great help. For me it HELPS to know that this is not something wrong in me.

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The thing is, I don’t think it’s entirely miserable to have ADHD. (I don’t like to picture it as superpower though, it is just being different like being left-handed.) It is miserable because the society is designed for people without ADHD, or rather, the society demands efficient workers for labor, and ADHD is against that type of cold efficiency. So someone will look at you and see you as a misfit malfunctioning gear of a larger machine. And your parents fear for you because they worry you will have no space in this larger machine and be tossed out into trash. But the gear feels and the gear is not a gear and it should never be about some larger machine.

Some people say the ADHD obsession is bad. I agree to some extent. The obsession sessions is occasionally bad especially when I was not able to recognize that I was deep down in the pit of some weird obsession. But I could learn about it and recognize it and work with it. I cannot say that same obsession does not allow me to fully invest in things and bring me intense joy. The obsession comes and goes but the experience and the joy is real and I learned so much because the obsession makes me research everything madly.

(Also as illustrator I never run out of ideas despite having trouble finishing drawings. That’s like the two sides of it, the good part and the bad part.)

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Yeah this whole damned writing happened because my ADHD brain yelled at me “Yeah go write about your rant over some children’s story from early 20th century in public domain at midnight before writing that ridiculous witch story that may actually bring you job”

No remorse

[darkest-of-paradises]

I mean..

He DID get himself yote by a Stufful during Season of Alola (literally 10-11 months ago) and one of his first thoughts was "Hey, Kukui would love to hear about this!" despite literally being thrown into the atmosphere by a tiny bear...

Then proceeded to spend like half of Season of Light in ultra space before coming back for Fashion Week 2022 with a revamped model completely dripped out in a leather jacket...

He also sulked about not getting to see the Tapus for basically the entire Season of Alola with Blanche actually going off on him about water safety when he was trying to find Tapu Fini....

The 2016 Professors need adulter supervision when they start doing field research...

I just picked up Pokémon Go again for the first time in many years, and… I can’t quite explain why, but Professor Willow just strikes me as having the most enthusiastic chaos energy.

Seriously, every time this guy pops up on screen I’m half expecting him to be dangling upside down by his ankle from a tree as he tells me about the latest brainwave he’s had about Pokémon.

Maybe it’s the hair. That’s the hair of a man who’s tried to pat one too many wild, electric-type Pokémon.

[viovayo]

Deponia, but make it YuGiOh! Arc-V! Because one of my fav things to do is combine stuff I like.

In which yet another poor sap managed to get himself split into a collection of bastards including but not limited to:

Argus, the Fusion counterpart, who ends up in Neo Domino’s Sector Security because it turns out his high rank as an Academia soldier doesn’t protect him from getting sent to Synchro to become Roget’s problem when the Professor notices he‘s maybe a little too ambitious.

Rufus, the misplaced Standard counterpart and aspiring Turbo Duellist Extraordinaire, who at eight years old got yote across the dimensional barrier by his adoptive asshole of a dad and has since crashed many a motorcycle growing up in Synchro.

Cletus, the actual Synchro counterpart, a snooty topsider who thinks that this dimension really doesn’t need more than one face as pretty as his, especially not on some moron from the commons who thinks that motorcycles belong in an intellectual sport like card games - They do not.

...we don’t talk about the XYZ counterpart. Probably got carded or something, phi in the chat.

Bonus roof man alternate version!

[limetimo]

rab fics i read 30/10-14/11

Who You Really Are by Ayolen Severus is a girl and he swaps bodies with Lily via a potions accident; Sev in Lily's body is a Marauder's magnet and Lily in Sev's body says yes to a date with Regulus

Fire In Love by English is my death (Lena013) One Piece's Ace, Sabo and Luffy get reincarnated as Regulus, Lily and Harry and they might not live happily ever after but they do live happily for a little while. Very nice

two coffins for sleep by Anonymous for brightened ♥♥♥ Severus treats Regulus' cave-poisioning

The Unknowable Room by QSWP I'm really interested to know where this is going. Lily and Regulus get stuck in a deathly escape room, escape with their life intact, but the mystery remains to be solved

The Depths of the Abyss by Anonymous ♥♥♥♥♥ Wartime Bartylus my beloved I am soft I am tender

Everything Has Changed (Taylor's version) by Youvebeenfandomed Reg gets yote to 1995

Double date by Arik_readsbooks Pandalily Jegulus doubledate!

You've Got Us by Arik_readsbooks Barty and Evan comfort Regulus when he's a saddo

l'éphémère (the ephemeral) by anouri Ballet dancer Regulus gets hit by James on a motorcycle and his leg is FUCKED and since he hit da bricks and changed his name he has nobody to help him while he recovers and so James takes it on himself and it's slowburn

Of Middle Names and Myth by DefinitelyNotStraight bamf blacks

A (somewhat unconventional) Black Family Getaway by Trex_patronus PoA but Regulus is also a Azkaban escapee ♥♥♥

Grey by Nevermindmeatall182 a lot of Regulus whump, read the tags

After all, he's mine by anauro for otrtbs ♥♥♥♥♥ Bad Romance by Lady Gaga is the BArtylus soundtranck bye

Tempest by pjxckson James loses a bet, models nude for an art class, and has sex with Regulus in the bathroom

someday by justwhatialwayswanted crying screaming throwing up I love them your honour Regulus/Evan

tomorrow by justwhatialwayswanted CRYING SCRAMING THROWING UP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOUR HONOUR Regulus legally breaks Barty out of Azkaban

daisy chain lovers by Beyond_the_Grace Regulus fucks off to muggle world and dates petunia evans and the world is a better place and harry grows up loved

we'll be okay, won't we? by bee_the_nerd good vibes good vibes, Jegulily!

birthright and brotherhood by paldogangsaan Sirius runs away. Regulus ensures he can remain free.

The Curse of Juno by LdyBastet Lucius/Severus sexy times but Reg is mentioned so like, good enough

Severus' Garden by Bonfoi severus is looking for a husby amongst his past lovers

Black Out by ThinLine_Archivist Severus and Sirius have sex, and talk about regulus

To Touch by OnceUponaLegend Regulus as a Thing for Severus' hands, gentle smut

We are all Stardust by rrosie_08 Seer REgulus ayo Jegulus to be

hearts are wild creatures by brightened Black bros incest also sad

Unresting Death by brightened Sirius is upsetti

Forced to Stay by w0scarz muggle au, regulus has to stay with sirius after their parents perish in a oh so mysterious fire

𝔻𝔼𝕁𝔸 𝕍𝕌 by august (cassiehowardstherapist), cassiehowardstherapist regulus is put in Sirius' custody rather unexpectedly, enither of them likes it

Domestic Life, Was Never Quite My Style by Ick_arus Regulus holds harry for the first time

Good summer, Mr Thomas? by BennieLee Out of Lake Quite Mad but from Dean Thomas' view. Regulus looked much saner from the outside than from the inside

sun and shadow by justwhatialwayswanted marauders era ppl in percy jackson au, Regulus the son of hades has a c r u s h on Evan teh son on afrodita and what would you say it might be mutual (it'S sooooooo mutual Regulus is just oblivious)

The Way We Hold Hands by moonshinemaker modern AU Jegulus and Wolfstar "You bitch why are you dating my best friend/brother" we do love to see it

leo by swirlees Regulus survives and becomes a Creatures profesor

supernova by swirlees Creatures professor Regulus Black would like his estranged brother to stop being a bitch and get caught finally. Also hi hello what a good big black doggo yes

A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs by aphrsditea James is bipolar and ADHD and Sirius is in AFRICA and James for got to take his pills... quite a few days in row... and his flowers are dying... but his new mysterious mean but pretty neighbour Regulus has really nice plants so maybe he'll help James save his? I devoured this like, in a day

A Way Out by Anonymous a comics! Peter and Regulus the boyfriedns ♥♥♥ meet up to discuss what to do now that they know about horcruxes.

La Sylphide by pjxckson Ballet dancer regulus is so ♥ jegulus

The First of Many by zeddmarker JEgulily dating! Regulily got together first and i like that

Fated to Fall by ouzell soulamates au jegulus

the world i close my eyes to see by tonberrys blind regulus, he gets around

Unmanageable Mischief Podcast by jeepcharlie modern hogwarts podcast!

where the ice burns by jelenaRusso Regulus in Azkaban huhueheehhe ♥♥♥