#get wrekt idiot

[tonyglowheart]

lmfaaaooooo

[ax0nym]

Launched a baby Utah as a land quetz today

Pranked him fr

[ginalinettiofficial]

alright u know what. i’m gonna fucking say it. i don’t think posts that go like:

OP: here is a post

OP reblogging themself: /screenshot of tags reading “posts that have 10k notes to me”/ don’t do this to me

Someone Else: HAHAHAHAH YEAH GET WREKT IDIOT (or other such comments celebrating the fact that OP got what they didn’t want, which was a popular post)

are funny. i think the very first one i saw i chuckled a bit. but now it is like. every single post and i haven’t laughed at ANY of them since. and the longer this trend goes on the less funny i find it.

in psychoanalyzing myself about this (i’m avoiding a time-sensitive task, you see) i’ve come to the conclusion that what i dislike about it is the fact that, after the first few posts of that nature, any OP who is claiming to not want a ton of notes on their post is very clearly Not Actually Upset or dreading the notes or whatever and we know this for a fact because you can turn reblogs off!!! you can delete the post!!! there are ways that you could make it so that a post of yours never actually hits a significant number of reblogs in the first place. and so anyone who is saying that kind of “oh no please don’t do this to me! don’t curse me to have a lot of notes” is actually saying, like, “oh noOoOo~ please don’t give this post notes 😉😛 whatever will i dooooooo 👀😜” and so the whole post just comes across as so disingenuous.

so much of tumblr culture revolves around us sharing conversations between strangers that are funny or wild or interesting and that’s GREAT and what makes tumblr so cool!!! you can’t get that anywhere else!!!!! but the thing about it is that so much of what makes that sort of thing cool IS the authentic and genuine nature of it all - people are funny and do and say funny fucking things and that’s cool and it’s cool to see the ways that we interact and/or FAIL at interacting with one another. you see a tumblr post wherein someone references were-ralph’s pineapple gif and somebody else doesn’t get the reference and it feels genuine and fun. and then you get posts where people do their own take on the meme of the week - inserting their own fandom or hot take into the format of a current popular meme, or just taking a crack at saying something funny in a certain way. but when i see these posts that are purely and clearly people just PRETENDING to have a Situation but they’re not actually having a situation at all and in fact just wanted to get a lot of notes on a post so that more people will like their usual content so that they can get dopamine from having more notifications and interaction on their “content”, whatever that may be. and i know that we all know how a popular post CAN really nuke your notes for a while, we get it, and yes it’s fun to joke about that, especially when it happens to unsuspecting people who were used to shouting into the void that is tumblr and suddenly one day woke up to the void shouting back!!! but it’s much less fun when you have someone who is basically shouting into the void and just saying “oh noooo void, ~please~ don’t shout back at me 😏” because the reason those posts are funny in the first place is because the OP is getting fucked over (or just generally inconvenienced and surprised by a gajillion notifications) and reacting to that genuinely, and when the OP WANTED to get a bunch of notifications, they are not actually getting fucked over at all!!! they got exactly what they wanted which is far less satisfying an ending, especially when the whole premise of the joke is supposed to be “hahahaha this person wanted something to Not Happen but then it Happened 😈”

whew. okay i’m done i’m fine i’m finished ranting about this very specific pet peeve of mine. just know. if you make a post and someone tags it “investing at 20 notes for a 20k note post” or whatever. if you REALLY didn’t want to get a bunch of notes? the LAST thing you would do would be to screenshot that tag and say “don’t you dare” because you know damn well that is a recipe for a bunch of fucking notes and by doing that and formatting your post in that specific manner that you KNOW is designed to get hella notes, you are simply a poseur.

also fun fact i found out a few months back that poseur and poser are two different words!!!! isn’t that wild. i’m pretty sure they mean the same thing but it’s weird that there’s two of them and they are not just two different spellings of the same word

[thedragonagelesbian]

wait i didnt realize loghain is forcibly assigned to orlais by weisshaupt during awakening

on the one hand... shouldnt there be as many grey wardens in fereldan as possible

on the other................. GET WREKT IDIOT

[thestalkerbunny]

Wow you go against Grusha for the 3rd badge? You will streemroll over all the remaining gyms that are lower level.

YEAH NO so like I wandered into the mountain area cause like I don’t KNOW THE level caps for each area and I went in cocky against Gushra. I thought I could tough it through and manage without a fire type or a plan and Gushra MOPPED THE FLOOR with me. I didn’t even get past his Beartic cause SOMEONE (Elric) refused to use the move ‘Last Respects’ after the whole party was KO’d in what I can only describe as my most EMBARRASSING MOMENT

Me, laying broken at the other end of the field: w…why?

Gushra eating an ice cream: Sun is bright and the powder’s bitchin, get WREKT idiot

[crossover-enthusiast]

Lmao exactly and the premise for his comics if I ever make him into a comic strip is literally just gonna be him being an absolute Ioser and being made fun of the whole time /lh

Lmaoooo get wrekt idiot /silly

[wizard-mp4]

Bro this dumbass screen thinks it's only comprised of 1 image haha get wrekt idiot it's fucking 4 images stitched together haha LOL golem! (High fives myself with both hands)

[transandor]

“Hey guys do you think you could help me out with a little something?”

“You lost your seal boyfriend didn’t you?”

“HOW DID YOU-never mind yes he’s missing and NO HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND”

“Sonja get a load of this idiot he lost his seal boyfriend”

“Lol get wrekt”

“again NOT my boyfriend”

“Sure tom but yeah we’ll distract your boss for you”

😔 lost seal boyfriend

[another-om-mc]

The Beach Episode

we get there and it stinks of magic, we both look at each other n confusion and outrage, as a couple of beach kids. (Shan and Ami are both from beach towns, be it very different ones. they are fully offended)

Lucifer: what’s wrong    Shan: where’s the dead seaweed smell??? The salt?? The beach fleas???  Asmo, behind us: the WHAT Ami: The fucking crabs?! The sea spray???? THE HOT ASS SHARP SAND?!

both of us: THIS ISNT A BEACH ITS A LIE     Lucifer,, getting a headache: yes it’s not. It’s magic   Shan: I want a refund     Lucifer: you?? Didn’t pay to be here???

Beel: I think you made them cry? (Shan is sad crying, Ami is mad its fake and crying about it)

and it’s super funny cuz Lucifer did all this work to get everyone vacation and we’re just being brats. its also the first time Lucifer sees Ami actually sad and theres like half an ounce of feeling about it. but only that little.

Lucifer: you can’t even tell this is a fake beach    Shan: I have four years and a piece of paper that say I fucking do

We get over it, do the episode but at the end demand to take the boys to a real beach

Alternately - Everyone: okay time to go swi- Shan: *already running full speed into the water*  Ami: adamantly not going near it because fear of sea monsters

Satan: *opens his mouth*    Shan: I know more than you

Shan goes and gets Ami buckets of water for her sandcastle and mammon yanks it out of her hand so he can do it instead

Ami but quietly: let him do the thing and hug me while he does it. win win

Mammon complains about that too, he is informed he can only do one at a time. hes still upset he cant do both.

Shan: *hugs you whine he does stuff for you* Mammon: hey! Stop touching her! I’m the only one that gets to hug her! Shan: okay so I’ll get the things for Ami.  Mammon: no! I’ll-    Shan: you only get to do one

Shan and Mammon get in an argument about who gets to do what and Ami goes up to Beel like 'im scared of the water but i need some, can u help me?' hes got like 4 buckets. Theyre sad but Beel and Ami have made a magnificent sandcastle.

Ami has, at some point, while hiding behind Beel, squirt sunblock on Lucifer's pants. like a 12 year old boy.

We get the boys to a real beach and  they’re all like ‘this is exactly like Diavolo’s magic beach’ and then Shan slaps them with seaweed. Ami already has a dead fish in hand and ready to chuck it at the next idiot to say theyre the same.

Shan and Ami go crabbing and they come back with one or two and r very excited and then beel eats them. Shan has a sad.

Shan: :( they were my friends. I was going to introduce them to Levi

depending on where the beach actually is, Ami has caught a catfish Satan: But you didn't have a pole? how? Me: its a catfish, cityboy. u stick ur hand n a hole and when something bites u pull it out and avoid the barbs

Shan finds all the invasive species of crabs and let beel eat those guys

Satan: I read in a book Shan: I ReAd In A bOoK - *grabs more crabs with my bare ass hands*

ppl would stare at us and hit on all the boys tho. too many pretty boys in one place for that to not happen

Ami has a slingshot shoddily made of drift wood and a hair band, and a jellyfish in it. She starts beaming girl’s in the face who get too close to Mammon or Beel. Shan is cheering her on (So is Blphie but not for the same reason)

some pretty bitch gets it n the face "Get wrekt"

Satan is also enjoying the violence 

Shan gets buried in the sand: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand! Posideon quivers before me!!!!  Lucifer: Luke doesn’t even quiver before you

Me, having climbed a tallish rock: WITNESS ME! Plicks Lucifer in the head with another jellyfish  Lucifer: WE ARE GOING HOME

Lucifer has several more grey hairs going home than he did arriving

Shan has sunburn from head to toe; in immense pain. Ami only ever gets sunburn on her shoulders (hence the freckling there) and her nose/cheeks.  Ami starts peeling and flicks the dead skin at Asmo as torture. Shan hates it.

We both pretend Shan is dying from the sunburn to fuck with the boys, as Amk has slapped the shit out of her back, but with a handful of AngelAloe stolen from the botany class (she plucked a piece and regrew it in her room) and the boys just see Ami holding ooze on Shan’s back who is trying to not scream and they play it up.

“Shes dying! The sunburn is making her leak out all her internal goo! Guys she’s gunna leak to death!“ Theyre in a panic. Shan starts playing along cus its funny, but then it turns out that mammon and beel both grab her, no aloe, and shes yelling all over again. Ami is laughing too hard to tell them that theyre actually hurting her now tho.

Lucifer doesn’t bother punishing any one because everyones already punished themselves in this scenario, but human anatomy books start popping up around the house

[callmearcturus]

okay so /claps hands. i am caught up to the penultimate episode. i’m saving the final episode for tomorrow because frankly i know what happens and i don’t wanna tackle it right now because it’s a Lot and i wanna wallow in my temporary happy ending for a bit

but anyway, thoughts on the back end of season four:

“Cul De Sac” is my favorite statement of this season by a lot. It tackled some real-ass fears of mine in a compelling way and was devastatingly romantic and empowering. Every time someone uses love to escape the Lonely, I’m happy. Also Jonny Sims is not fucking around with his telegraphing of “Jon and Martin are in love okay”, it is not a coincidence that he takes the opportunity to remind us how the Lonely works and does so with a queer couple.

“Gravedigger’s Entry” and “Cost of Living” were also in the top five. Fucking riveting writing, both horrific in their own ways. Absolutely terrifying.

Tree told me ahead of time that “Blood Mary” was gonna fuck me up and fam it did. I think in a way it fucked me up more than “The Last” honestly? Like... this entire season has been essentially about two things: 1. Martin as the active protagonist in comparison to Jon’s reactive protagonist. 2. jesus jumping jehosophat, Jon is deeply in love with Martin. The entire season of Jon just full of longing for Martin is a goddamn torture. Like, losing Martin has been much like losing a limb to him, and he’s not able to adjust to how it unbalances him. He has a kind of desperation to know what’s going on with Martin all the time, wants even the smallest hint of how he’s doing “How’d he look, Basira” all the time. And given “Bloody Mary” it is completely reasonable to say Jon canonically wants to run away with Martin and be happy. Like, Martin ends up shooting him down, but there is no denying that Jon would not leave without Martin. There is not a future he wants that doesn’t have Martin in it. It’s so fucking romantic I wanna scream, jesus fucking christ.

Daisy and Jon are my favorite friendship in the show. I miss when Basira was a good bro but Daisy in S4 has been a revelation honestly? I did not like her before this season (because I’m American and “cop who believe in extrajudicial killings” doesn’t jive with me okay) but the person she is at her core is someone I love desperately. I would listen to an entire episode of Jon and Daisy hanging out. Also the way Jon’s voice goes fond around her is MWAH CHEF’S KISS.

So. Peter Lukas. God I cannot fucking stand Peter Lukas. I know he’s pretty popular and I think he’s great as a villain honestly but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck every single time he showed up in the last ten episodes I was IRL muttering “I’ve had enough of this dude.” And honestly getting his full story in “The Last” only made it dramatically worse. “I killed my first innocent because he smiled at me” fucking DUDE? Get a fucking GRIP my man. Also The Silence ritual was, uh. Yeah. Okay. Goes to show that willful and smug-ass isolation from all other people sure makes you a fucking idiot, T B H. I can say p definitely that I just don’t like him, I’m glad Martin dunked on him, and I’m glad his head exploded. Bye, bitch, damn.

MARTIN BLACKWOOD, MVP OF SEASON FOUR. Like, honestly? Martin is the protagonist of the season in a huge way. His actions drive the plot, he has the most agency of anyone in the season, he’s vibrant and has devastatingly compelling conversations with everyone who crosses his path. There is a top five list to be made solely of Best Martin Blackwood Convos This Season.

1. Martin vs Simon Fairchild, telling a murderous avatar of the Vast to “sit down” holy shit 2. Martin vs Georgie, the implicit judgement of Martin’s actions by her remark of “just because it hurts doesn’t mean your helping,” damn 3. Martin vs Jon, Bloody Mary, fucking end me 4. Martin vs Peter Lukas and Elias, Get fukcing Wrekt 5. Martin vs Basira, finally someone truly calls Martin on his shit

I love Daisy. I love Jon. I would kill and/or die for Martin Blackwood. Absolute fucking MVP of the show.

/dusts hands

[lllvllls-blog]

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ + non-binary + they/them — have you seen gilbert ‘gilly’ jenkins? they sure have been hanging out at greenhouses a lot recently. they are a thirty year old known as the jester, and they currently work for the savages as a thief, which they’ve been doing for twelve years. a pansexual sagittarius, they are generous + adventurous, as well as childish + selfish. cheap card tricks, ripped t-shirts, smashed phone screen. 

gilly comes from a lil bohemian family of thieves and swindlers 

they were never known to stay in one place, the longest being two years 

they lived in a camper-van and traveled city to city, state to state, whilst scamming people out of their money 

gilly is the youngest of seven siblings and their parents often called them as the number of the order they were found. gilly was lucky number seven. they were found in an alleyway next to the bin.

they never went to school. instead learned the ways of forging documents, picking locks, the art behind a con. 

they picked it up pretty easily and was out on the streets performing with their siblings and parents by the age of seven. 

their home, though unconventional, was always filled with love and laughter. especially when they brought back a big wad of cash. 

this continued swimmingly until they reached new mexico. they chose the wrong person as a mark and it resulted in the cops chasing them down. 

at this time gilly had been out with a guy they were seeing and when they returned they saw their family on the ground with hands above their heads 

they made eye contact with their mum and they knew what he had to do 

they ran for their life, got on the next bus and they waited seven hours until getting off at their next destination. this was valdez. 

they felt helpless without their family with them and had no idea what to do. they only knew how to do one thing... so that’s what they did. 

it felt strange going by the name ‘seven’ without the rest of their siblings so they went by ‘gilly’ again. and they followed their family’s case through the news until one day they stopped as they knew they couldn’t ever reach out to them. they were too scared to join them in prison. 

one day they tried to mug the wrong person. this person didn’t hand them into the police however. instead they introduced them to a gang called the savages and ended up recruiting them. they accepted straight away, longing for a place to belong again. for a family. 

since then they haven’t left valdez once out of fear. they were comfortable here. happy. they didn’t need to look back. 

despite the shit that’s gone on in their life, they’re really quite the ray of sunshine. a happy virus. always with a smile on their face. they’re like that annoying younger sibling you can’t dislike. 

always playing pranks, taking the piss and possibly trying to get a rise out of people just for fun. they don’t take life seriously. 

they’re also the Softest fuckboy. like will fall in love with everyone they meet. very quick to drop the l-bomb because they just are very intense. a thot for relationships tbh. but they’re not very good at keeping them. 

but they’re not very good at watching out for other people though. they don’t realise it but losing all of their family has taken a number on them. it’s made them look out for their own self a lot more... which has lowkey made them a bit selfish. rip.

they’re basically peter pan tbh

WANTED CONNECTIONS

RECRUITER - the person that brought them into the gang. this happened around eighteen years ago. gilly was trying to mug them and got WREKT. the recruiter would’ve been eyeing up gilly for a while since they noticed their sticky fingers.

ROOMMATE/S - probably only savages gang members? those that are always up for some fun, partying, fucking around. just being a mess.

FRIENDS - people he befriended before joining savages and now there’s tension? people he befriended through the savages. tbh i feel like depending on the person, if they’re a cobra, he’d probably befriend them too but they’d both know if it came down to it ..... rip. gilly is basically the dog from up on your doorstep like ‘lets play!!!!’

ROMANTIC -  any romantic connections. exes/flings/past flings etc. gilly loves the chase and also just loves charming the pants of people. they’re very full on when they like someone (which is 99% of the time) and just move very fast with things. they just like being in relationships and doing things for the people they like. doesn’t always end well. good intentions, bad execution. 

ENEMIES - maybe they fucc’d ur chara’s luvur. or maybe ur chara fucked gilly’s luvur. maybe ur chara fucc’d gilly up one time for some reason. tbh gilly isn’t the type to hold grudges. they get over things quite quickly. but they’re a whole ass idiot so we could plot anything for animosity tbh. 

NOT NEW TO VALDEZ - so despite gilly thinking they’d never been to valdez, they were actually found here. so if any of the new charas wanna sign up for being gilly’s parent then wooooo fun times ahead.

i’m honestly open to anything if you have any ideas pls lmk!!

[tonyglowheart]

JUST IN: Area Man Kung-Pow Penis'es Himself on the World Stage in Front of the Whole US Voting Public and Everyone

[maraudeath]

margaret

hi i’ve seen these around and i really love them so i took a shot at one!

Sirius Black to Official Snape Hate Club: hypothetically, if i had accidentally brought a puppy home could we keep it

James Potter: where did you find a puppy?!?!?!?

Remus Lupin: when did you learn the word hypothetically?!?!?!

Sirius Black: blocked and reported

Sirius Black: her name is now Margaret and she is staying

James Potter to Sirius Black: Margaret pissed on the floor and if she does it again she’s going to be confined to your room

Sirius Black: its not her fault!!!! she doesn’t have enough room!!!!

James Potter: then WHY did you bring her home when you KNOW we live in a flat

Sirius Black: she is the cutest dog youve ever seen and you know it do not disrespect her like this

Sirius Black: how do you even know it was her that pissed on the floor 

Sirius Black: maybe it was Pete

Peter Pettigrew to Sirus Black: Did you tell James I pissed on the floor?????

Sirius Black: tell him you did its for margaret 

Remus Lupin to LET MARGARET LIVE: I put found posters up for Margaret, the owners will text James

James Potter: why me

Remus Lupin: Because Sirius won’t give her up and Peter’s in on it with him

Peter Pettigrew: why didn’t you use your number?

Remus Lupin: I don’t want to deal with it

Sirius Black: this is officially the worst thing to happen to anyone in human history

Sirius Black: I can not believe youd do this to me none of you care about me or Margaret 

Remus Lupin: She shit on your jacket this morning

Sirius Black: shE WHAT????????????????

Unknown Number to James Potter:  Hi I think you found my dog!

James Potter: can you describe said dog???

Unknown Number: She’s small and black with four paws and a tiny tail, she also responds to the name Rosie

James Potter: she might respond to the name Margaret instead now...

Unknown Number: omg

James Potter to Sirius if you keep playing sad music in Margarets honour i’ll kill you with my bare hands: I dropped Margaret off this morning 

Sirius Black: did she cry??? she may have shit on my jacket but she still left a hole in my heart

James Potter: she was actually perfectly fine and her owner was hooooooot

Peter Pettigrew: Did you ask her out???

James Potter: were going out on Saturday

Sirius Black: this is outrageous we are no longer friends plz collect your things and leave my home

James Potter: i got your jacket dry cleaned today

Sirius Black: aw babe you shouldn’t have

James Potter: only for you babe

Remus Lupin changed the chat name to You’re Both Idiots Shut The Hell Up

Sirius Black: :(

James Potter to Sirius Black: Lily and I are coming back to the apartment is it clean

Sirius Black: is it ever clean

Sirius Black: are you bringing margaret as well????

James Potter: we did not bring her on our date so that would be a no

Sirius Black: you will not be let in without her

James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: Pete let us in 

James Potter: PETE 

James Potter: i don’t care what Sirius threatened you with just let us in

James Potter: im gonna shave your head while youre sleeping i s2g

James Potter to Remus Lupin: you need to let me into the flat

Remus Lupin: Where’s your key?

James Potter: ...if i knew we wouldn’t be in this situation

Remus Lupin: Hold on I’ll unlock the door

Remus Lupin: Nevermind Sirius has barricaded the door and won’t let me open it

James Potter: since when have you listened to sirius????????

Remus Lupin: Sorry mate, my hands are tied either bring Margaret over or sleep in the hallway

James Potter: i hate all of you.

James Potter to GIVE ME CUSTODY OF MY CHILD MARGARET BLACK: Lily has agreed to let you see Margaret but only if you call her by her real name and change the last name to Evans-Black

Sirius Black: i get to call her Margaret and her last name can be just Evans 

Remus Lupin: Are you really in a situation to bargain right now?

James Potter: you have to call her Rosie but her last name can be Black

Sirus Black: is she allowed to sleep over at our flat

Remus Lupin: NO 

Peter Pettigrew: NEVER AGAIN

James Potter: she can stay but only when Lily is also staying over

Remus Lupin: That’s basically every night I’d rather die than have Margaret here every night 

Sirius Black: can she sleep on my bed

James Potter: only if you call her Rosie

Remus Lupin: Is everyone conveniently forgetting what a menace this dog is?

Remus Lupin: She pissed on my phone and constantly in Pete’s shoes

Peter Pettigrew: I don’t want to hide my shoes again

Sirius Black: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP I AGREE TO THE TERMS BRING HER OVER NOW

Remus Lupin changed the chat name to Sirius wants to fuck the dog

Sirius Black changed the chat name to you’re just jealous she likes me more than you get wrekt Lupin

Remus Lupin changed the chat name to please end my life before the dog gets here

James Potter changed the chat name to Margaret killed Lupin 2k17

Lily Evans to Sirius Black: I heard you call her Margaret and if you do it again your visiting hours are suspended until further notice

Sirius Black: i heard you banging my best mate all night and if i hear that again your visiting hours will be suspended until further notice

Lily Evans: I hate you with the strength of 1000 suns

Sirius Black: how rude we have a child together

Peter Pettigrew to Evans and i had a child together before James and her did: guys do you think dogs like human music

Remus Lupin: There is literally no other kind of music

Peter Pettigrew: Do they not have their own music???

James Potter: MaTE wTf 

Remus Lupin: Are you under the impression that dogs can, not only, play music but that there are dog musicians and celebrities?????

Sirius Black: there are celebrity dogs

James Potter: maybe other dogs look up to them

Peter Pettigrew: So then in theory dog music should exist 

Remus Lupin has left the chat

James Potter to Lily Evans: Sirius wants to know who gets the dog if the world ends and i die

Lily Evans: I would??? She’s my dog??????

James Potter: he is under the impression that she is a shared dog

Lily Evans: She is not a shared dog and why did he come up with such an unrealistic situation?

Lily Evans: Why didn’t he just ask who gets her if you and I break up??

James Potter: according to him the world ending is a much more realistic scenario

Lily Evans: Fair enough

Sirius Black to Mamma Mia is so the best musical ever stfu Pete: Margaret is by far the best thing to ever happen to me

James Potter: rude 

Sirius Black: babe im sorry i love you

James Potter: do i mean nothing to you????

Sirius Black: BABE IM SORRY I LOVE YOU

Remus Lupin: If someone doesn’t come get Margaret off of my bed in the next ten minutes I’ll slaughter you all

Sirius Black: LEAVE. MARGARET. ALONE.

Sirius Black: I’ll come get her just don’t wake her up

Remus Lupin: Wait I changed my mind she can stay

James Potter: are you feeling alright mate???

Sirius Black: did you already kill her and you don’t want us to know???

James Potter: DEAR GOD LUPIN WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER

Remus Lupin: She’s fine she’s sleeping and if you wake her blowing up this stupid chat I’ll die

Sirius Black: i knew you’d warm up to her

Remus Lupin: Shut up Black

[helioshero]

   hm okay do you guys know what i need in my life ??

      of course jack’s crew and his boss are gonna notice his temper getting worse and worse rapidly in a steel slope of shit,  and any idiot passing by is going to notice the giant yellow print on his face.   it’s something that’s pretty hard to miss.   i need some bystander, someone jack doesn’t know, coming up to him and asking about the face or just if he feels okay, seeing as how he does have a pretty high reputation in Hyperion and he gets around pretty well ( or got around pretty well ).    just seeing him struggle to not lose his composure and prevent himself from lashing out, turning into that monster, and then realising he can’t stop it and slowly giving into temptation and anger little by little. 

       or alternatively just poor idiot walking into handsome jack’s office without knocking while he has the mask off and absolutely getting absolutely #wrekt.    because that would be fucking great too.     you do not talk about his wife.   you do not talk about his face.   you do not know his life. 

  it’s just so amusing to me how utterly self conscious he is. 

[evol-astraea]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Why I’m ending up with stupid, useless, troll and overall USELESS team mates on the PVE today?

WHY?!

I have done almost 10 matches already, only 3 won.

Exactely.

ONLY. 3.

Because either one or more team mates disconnected on purpose, picked no healer, picked healer but didn’t bother to heal, did not pick a tank and the list goes on.

I was even called a “fucking noob” because I died halfway before I could reach a Pharah, TOO FAR AWAY, leaving our Orisa ALL ALONE. Nevermind this Pharah wasted her time being a mobile practice target for the bots.

Told me “could have use res idiot”.

Well, if I had the running speed of Sonic and get IN THE AREA OF EFFECT RANGE MAYBE.

Not over yet, way before I had to act as only Tank and even “rezzer” as D.Va. I don’t know how we fucking lasted until we got wrekt inside the power plant.

Last match because of a dickhead Genji, I got killed by a Bastion, as well as our Soldier: 76. THE ONLY PLAYER BESIDE ME WITH SOMETHING CALLED BRAIN.

[marcusfeniix]

blufeniix replied to your post: One thing I hate though when people hear my voice...

GET WREKT FUCKING IDIOT BOY

surprise motherfuckER