#get the fuck out of here with your primate ass bland failed cloning expirement when your predecessor died to the plague fuckin-
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I LOVE FRUIT if you want me to fall in love with you give me. fruit. give me the fruit. i want natures sugary goodness on my tongue cut me appy slices. gimme a kiwi. gift me a pineapple and i will show you the way my mother and my mothers mother and her mother before her cut her pineapple unlike those HEATHENS who waste like half an inch of seam allowance of pineapple when they cut it. gift me cherries and i will worship you. they are a pair. like us. or give me a pear. we are bonded forever. do you understand me.
#this post does NOT apply to bananas#get the fuck out of here with your primate ass bland failed cloning expirement when your predecessor died to the plague fuckin-#minion feed ass telephone lookin condom experience simulator 2000 mushy pale yellow monstrosity get that shit ouTTA HERE#the only way i’ll ever love bananas is their crushed up corpses in banana bread <3#plantains can stay though i like you
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