#get some saice w/ the wood as well tho

[rae-unbeloved]

Have yall ever wanted to eat wood???

If you do:

Make sure it's a pencil or smth, take out the lead obvi and chow down on that bitch, you're now 1000% less likely to choke, break your teeth, or get a splinter in your mouth/throat. You gotta chew a bit tho before you can swallow it like most foods, never just bite into a block of wood, there's a high chance you hurt your teeth & they hurt for a few hours.

If you don't:

Fuck off/j