#get me a copsucker

[cosmicretreat]

Another day, another 15 racist tr*mp hags, terfs and copsuckers who started following me in the night because they love nipples. Got to block those people asap before they start angrily commenting on the many, many, many, many, many things they won't accept the existence of. It's not a disagreement, it's a fact that you need to either accept or ignore. What did you think you were getting from a being whose icon has the enby flag on it?

[deirdreskye]

The threat of getting harassed or like hatecrimed by strangers in public for looking like a tranny is extremely scary to me, it's definitely a huge thing in my life that affects me in all sorts of ways. but like I find it pretty fucking whack when people act like that's the biggest most important primary mechanism through which transphobia/homophobia/whatever affects us. I dunno it kinda smells like copsucker mindset to me lol, this idea that it's random violent criminals accosting us that we should be most worried about? Some of you people talk about this shit like it's the movie Death Wish and you're Gay Charles Bronson. Get a grip lol.

[jautaudoumei]

I WILL NEVER get over the fact that some libertarian shill who reblogs from takashi whatever his name is literally got pissed and reduced to yelling at me online because i said “the amount of bootlicking in the notes tho lol” on a post about how people who report on shoplifters are snitches, AND their blog title was “your local copsucker”

it’s embarrassing. 

[service4cops]

He's an expert negotiator and will negotiate just about anything . . . except, where he gets to dump his load and what he expects you to do with it.

Yep, in my mouth and I'd have to swallow it, ALL of it. Those were his terms and they were non-negotiable.

(I could live with that)

[service4cops]

Chief: “And get me your best copsucker; one who can handle it like a pro!”

What the Chief wants, the Chief gets. After all, he’s the boss, so he can mount and ride, or kick back and release, whenever he likes, and however he likes it. 

This afternoon he only had time for a pump and dump, but in the evening, he was able to kick back, relax, and enjoy a full service.

It’s good to be the boss. 

[service4cops]

“Just get me a fucking copsucker!”

Dispatch are patching through my details right now as this is a real emergency! 

[service4cops]

“Get me that guy who came in the other day.”

The Chief always knows what he wants and right now, he wants a good blowjob. 

[service4cops]

I guess this is the part where I get on my knees and show him why I'm better than the other candidates.

That look says "yeah, pretty much".

Well if you get this far, then you've got a shot . . . provided you can take his shot, which I did, and then some.

(got the job too)

[service4cops]

"What do you think I want?"

Well, knowing this department and his brethren, I could pretty much guess. He wanted what the wall want: a warm mouth to dump their ball brew into. No holding back, no pulling out. Just swallowing, no questions asked.

Works for me.

[service4cops]

It was a secure facility so he had to walk me in, past the squad room, and all the way to the room at the end of the corridor, where he sat back, unzipped, and told me to get on my knees and service him.

When he was done, he got up, made me suck him clean and, as he turned to leave, said "now you just stay down there and take care of my boys".

So I stayed on my knees as one by one, the entire squad walked in and took turns using my mouth to relieve their shift-stress, dumping their loads down my throat when they were done; all 9 of them.

[service4cops]

Everyone knows “Officer in Assistance” is code for “get me a copsucker who swallows”. After a few bad services, he’s looking for deep release and a clean finish. 

[service4cops]

Chief: “Does he swallow?”

Officer: “Yes.”

Chief: “Good. Get him here and have him waiting on his knees in my office.”

[service4cops]

“And make sure this one swallows!” 

The Sergeant expects a certain level of proficiency, courtesy, and outright respect from his service providers . . . which is why they called me. The Sergeant needn’t have worried, I always swallow.